How the fuck do I explain this to my wife.

  • Phish [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    actually the site name changing makes the tattoo cooler because it's OG shit now

    • JayTwo [any]
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      4 years ago

      USDA grades red meat with the Prime/Choice/Select system, based on marbling, unless you're calling them chicken.

      • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Let's have a grading system with relatively meaningless names. Let's make the one that seems closest to "best" actually be the lowest one.

        • JayTwo [any]
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          4 years ago

          I've accidentally ordered a tall coffee at Starbucks the first time I ever went there, because a tall glass is a large one. Not for Starbucks.

          There's other grades below select: cutter, canner, utility, iirc, but they're usually not graded as such, because it costs money to grade carcasses, and why grade substandard ones.

          Those usually make their way into things like institutional food, canned goods, and pet food.

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    You’ll follow chapo.chat into the tomb like the ancient Egyptian servants who followed their Pharaohs into the afterlife

  • D61 [any]
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    4 years ago

    tell her that the tattoo isn't finished yet.

    After the rebrand just add some url after a slash that gives a redirect.

  • cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]
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    4 years ago

    One day, thousands of years in the future, when hexbear.net is widely known in pop history as the website that brought on the revolution (in actuality it was this thing called material conditions), the preserved skin of your ass will be used as the first real archaeological evidence that there was a podcast called the chapo trap house. This will set off a renaissance of capitalist restoration as people realize the users of hexbear.net were actually liberals all along.

    What have you done.