"Black Lives Matterhorn" has gotta be the only funny wordplay he's ever done
Tran station
We loved our trans comrades and our trains so much that we combined them! :tromp:
wtf, Donald is based and would never be a chud
In Italian comics Donald has a superhero identity which he originally took on just so he could steal shit from Scrooge and fuck with him
I think the “joke” is supposed to be that it’s because Donald is white
...I mean Mickey is based on black face minstrel show stereotypes. Note the white gloves. Only one kind of racist caricature in American pop culture at the turn of the twentieth century wearing those.
Goofy is transracial, trans species, and probably nonbinary for good measure too. Is there a canonical character more queer than Goofy?
counterpoint to your counterpoint: Mickey first puts on white gloves to perform in a one-mouse vaudeville act in "Opry House" in 1929.
Other characters afterwards probably were given glove hands to match his, but the origin is really unmistakable.
Was going to mention the gloves thing (props to the editors of the Finnish Donald Duck magazine to mention that piece of Disney history in an article, it was pretty interesting to learn as a kid)
Is there a canonical character more queer than Goofy?
How does Goofy's portrayal in Goof Troop factor into this
There is no Mrs. Goofy in Goof Troop. Max was born through asexual reproduction and you can't convince me otherwise.
Donald threatened to tear up his contract if they made him appear in "Mickey's Mellerdrammer" an animated rendition of Uncle Tom's Cabin (from 1933; I'm not linking because it's SUPER Racist).
Big missed opportunity for "safe space mountain" but otherwise one of the best comics he's ever done
you didn’t post the best part, Ben’s unhinged and insane commentary that accompanies all his art -
THE UNHAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!
I’ve never been to DisneyLand or DisneyWorld. I never had a desire to go—even as a kid. I did watch the usual classic Disney films and cartoons, however. My favorite cartoon was “Pinocchio,” and my favorite movie was “Darby O’Gill and the Little People.” Starring Sean Connery, no less.
Disney cartoons and films are now being censored by the company itself. Disney is ‘woke’ and teaching critical race theory to their employees.
Don’t take my word for it—click to read all about it here in the New York Post.
Puritanical movements have occurred regularly throughout history. Condemnation, irrationality, book burning, and even death occurred. Yet this time it the puritanism is emanation not from some religious fanatic on the right, but rather the so called liberal left. The ‘woke’ are intolerant, censorious, accusatory, and paranoid. They see racism everywhere and white people must pay. Well, they may not pay to go to Disneyland or watch Disney products anymore. That’s a good thing.
— Ben Garrison
religious fanatic on the right
What is Garrison's take on the evangelical right? Granted in the last five years QAnon has been the cult of choice of the right, but even so I'd figure that he'd have a lifetime membership at the Christian dinosaur museum or something.
Bold of you to assume Zyklon Ben has a coherent ideology beyond "globalism bad"
What hilarious is that there are like 3 actual controversies about Disney parks being too "woke" and somehow Ben missed all of them? The jungle cruise ride removing racist references to native pacific islanders, splash mountain retheming from Song of the fucking South lmao, and pirates adding a FEMALE pirate (god forbid).
Oh yeah and I guess disney started letting employees have tattoos and like, non white hairstyles. chuds are FUMING over that
They didn’t add the female pirate so much as change her costume, prior to that she was a wench being auctioned off for money
So the controversy is they changed that lol
They changed that ages ago too, it just got dredged up in order to be part of the Discourse.
I rode the jungle cruise ride back in 2019 and was surprised at how racist it was. You're in a British colonial boat going into the jungle and get attacked by scary looking black natives
It is 100% Baby's First Heart of Darkness. Absolutely insane that it wasn't taken down 30 years ago.
Well she was originally part of the wench auction so.....
Kind of, not really. The pirates chanted "we want(s) the redhead" as she's sold at a pirate wench auction..? and then is later seen being chased in circles by a pirate around a bed. Now she's the one and only girl pirate, because she has the same color hair as the woman from mythbusters, obviously, and so Disney could just reuse the animatronic. Chuds explain that they can no longer enjoy the ride with these "woke" or "feminist" changes. Again, that rape and sexual slavery are bad...?
My favorite part about their complaint is that at the same time, Disney also shoehorned a Johnny Depp figure into the ride half a dozen separate times to promote the Pirates movies (which were made decades after the ride(s)), yet no chud ever complains about those. Hell, they probably think they're the best part!
he correctly identified daffy as the most MAGA of the didney animals, but mickey wouldn't use violence. he's a good lib who would simply :vote: the fascists out
American Donald is a :LIB: but his Italian version is definitely a socialist
I'm surprised he didn't draw Snow White as hornily as possible. Or is it only political figures he's horny for?
Lmao I just got reminded of his portrayal of Kamala photocopying her butt on the copy machine. That was horny af
My Nazi uncle's pastoral dreamland isn't fascist enough! :le-pol-face:
am i stupid, what's the "M" word?
also free carnie rides and a BL mountain sounds dope. blow up stone mountain (in minecraft) and replace it with fuckin Outkast or something.
Probably "MAGA" or the phrase "Make America Great Again" if I had to guess
Only other "M word" I know of is Moist
That's not an "M word" I aint afraid to say Maoist
:mao-clap:
