• UncleJoe [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Random guy: Buys McDonalds

    12.2k people: :amerikkka-clap: :amerikkka-clap: :amerikkka-clap: :amerikkka-clap:

    • starvedhystericnudes [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Oh my god he's like us! and chose this over another thing! That means the small shitty life I've built my entire conscience around justifying might not be total bullshit!

      This is why 'playing nice' to libs works better for fascists than us btw.

  • Mrtryfe [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Coming to America and buying a car so I can navigate the urban sprawl and take advantage of the McDonald's dollar menu

    Also love my car so much that I take an out of focus photo of it, but the McDonald's logo is crisp and clear. Subtlety seems lost on these marketing accounts

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      There are a huge amount of people who actually think like this though. I was having a conversation with a co-worker who came from Moldova the other day and they literally said that Cuba has good healthcare, but you can't get a Subaru there as if this were equal.

      When I brought up the embargo they didn't even know it existed.

      • Mrtryfe [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah I think many people still can't grasp the dizzying interconnectedness of globalization and imperialistic supply chains. Marketing and propaganda apparatuses are also global, which means it's a fuck when people from a place like Moldova can espouse support for something like healthcare and lament about commodities in the same sentence without examining in any depth why this is the case

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          They consider themselves a libertarian, but also said that insurance is bad and debt is bad and "we should solve those problems by having something that everyone pays into that takes care of you if you get hurt or sick".

              • Mrtryfe [none/use name]
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                3 years ago

                :funny-clown-hammer:

                Man libertarianism really is just the philosophical equivalent of thousands of shards of glass lying around

                • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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                  3 years ago

                  It's just the default for anyone who realizes the system is fucked. The situation is compounded by the fact that apparently Russians are racist against Moldovans and the Red Army conscripted his family members to fight in Afghanistan.

        • starvedhystericnudes [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          The essence of capitalism is myopia, it's a engine of dizzying varied and ecstatic blindnesses more than any sort of economic character.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      "I'm a (legal) immigrant showing a bland and inoffensive form of patriotism that appeals to most people." Yeah, even if it were more subtle, definitely marketing account vibe.

      • sergiostweest [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah if the tone doesn't give it away the fact that almost all of the guy's post are just shilling raid shadow legends does.

  • Vostok [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    lmao so this is okay, but whenever someone vaguely defends china its "oH mY GoD CCP sHilLs aRE EveRYWheRE oN ThIS siTE"

    :thinkin-lenin:

      • Glass [he/him,they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Some people just like being wrong about everything and then turning the pushback they get into a series of heroic last stands against the forces of evil. Every fucking day.

  • opposide [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Fast food at a suburban strip mall filled with chain stores that destroyed all local business. Of course, how could we forget unnecessarily large and empty parking lot (not a waste of space, it’s designed to be filled once a year on Black Friday(this is actually why parking lots are so large btw this isn’t even satire)), and of course the pièce de résistance: you can get here via 4-6 lane arterial avenues that the low density suburban commuter community can not afford to maintain. No, these will not be flanked sidewalks, shade, or public transportation because the community is bankrupt from maintaining its massive roadways which are completely necessary for the 2 hour commute to and from the city, twice a day. Why shouldn’t we bankrupt the community over roads we use at full capacity for 4 hours a day?

    What could be more representative of American society than absolutely decimated neighborhoods and alienation from community and labor?

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'm so glad to not live in the US, so I don't have to have a car to survive.

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    3 years ago

    ICE agent: "he passes the paper bag test folks he's one of the good ones, let him in and go get some McDonald's champ!!" :amerikkka-clap: :amerikkka-clap:

    • LeninsRage [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I shook my addiction to typical fast food like McDonald's when eating one of their meals started coming out the other end as a truly disturbing-looking brown slurry that was intensely unpleasant to pass. I'm not quite thirty.

      I now have a knee-jerk revulsion at eating anything from McDonald's other than occasionally getting a lot of their fries as a snack, which is increasingly impractical because the price has gone up like 2 whole dollars in just 8 years.

      Similarly I now no longer eat any Pizza Hut and instead only eat Domino's, the former plays absolute havoc on my digestive system.

  • Kanna [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    From a leftist POV this would be great satire lol

  • mr_world [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    This country let me help make other people millionaires and billionaires at my expense. I'm so grateful.

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The fact that this is in one of those strip mall towns makes it so much worse