https://archive.md/2021.12.04-184350/https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/12/04/kamala-harris-staff-departures/

  • d_cagno [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    “People personalize these things,” he continued. “I’ve never had an experience in my long history with Kamala, where I felt like she was unfair. Has she called bulls---? Yes. And does that make people uncomfortable sometimes? Yes. But if she were a man with her management style, she would have a TV show called ‘The Apprentice.' ”

    Buddy this is not the airtight defense you think it is

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          edit-2
          3 years ago

          Christ. Just two straight up fascist parties. That's all America needs.

      • JosipBRUHTito [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        "Look fat, she's an incredibly wet senile woman, very belligerent but also a completely talentless hack. And it's truly revolutionary that such a fail woman has shattered the glass ceiling. She is following in the footsteps of the dumbest trust fund kid in all of NYC history. We stan a kween, and if you don't like it, YOUR FIRED"

    • Oso_Rojo [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I didn’t think I’d see “if Kamala were a man she’d be Trump” today, but here we are

    • ABigguhPizzahPieh [none/use name,any]
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      3 years ago

      The next part is the best. It's what libs accused Trump of

      Staffers who worked for Harris before she was vice president said one consistent problem was that Harris would refuse to wade into briefing materials prepared by staff members, then berate employees when she appeared unprepared.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    "Let me tell you about these burgers at the VP's residence!!"

    love too sound like a normal human being

    • messengerbagsarecool [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Kamala grinned as she noticed her staffer's jaw began to slow down. The initial tension in the room had dissipated when the main course was finally served, but the excitable atmosphere had soon after given way into a mist of lethargy as the roofies began to take effect. The Vice President raised a napkin to her mouth and calmly spit out the unchewed morsel of hamburger into the cloth. The staffer next to her fell out of their chair, the cell phone in their hand scattering across the marble floor to Kamala's feet.

      Kamala thought to herself, "do not cum" as she bent down and opened up the staffer's Twitter page and began to make a status update.

  • ferristriangle [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I see the "just throw a pizza party when the underlings start complaining" strategy goes all the way to the top.

  • Florn [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    This labor shortage is taking its toll on the country's girlbosses.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      Wouldn't be surprised if people are ducking out for higher paychecks at this point.

      It's not like the executive branch is bothering to wield any actual power, so you might as well cash in your chips before anyone realizes your "access" is worthless.

  • Three_Magpies [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    what is with the perspective on that photo?? why would they pick an angle that makes it look like you're on your stomach on the floor looking up at :top-cop: ?? truly strange.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    it's absolutely incredible how the party has spent so much effort to clear and pave the path for her to achieve the highest office, and she is such an unlikeable asshole, she can't even lead a small, symbolic, hand picked, and well-paid team of loyalists without it imploding in less than a year!

    like, god damn. what an absolute joke of a human.