lmao

  • hogposting [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Who would have thought that a guy who already pissed two presidential runs down his leg still had another fuckup in him?

      • kilternkafuffle [any]
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        4 years ago

        With all due respect, Madam Attorney General, your ass going down alongside Biden would be a bit of a silver lining on the (Daily-Storm) cloud of Trump winning.

        The one the left most feared a year ago: beats up Joe, then bets on Joe, then lands on her face alongside him - that'll be a hoot.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    COVID is over, guys. Nobody's talking about it so it's over.

    And the economy is fine because Stock Number Go Up.

    Trump will win in a landslide.

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    And Obama pulled strings to help joe win so his legacy wasn’t ruined lmao

  • Sbebg [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Guys on the bright side the fucking r/ neo libs Will meltdown election day

    • worker_democracy [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I'm curious to see who they blame more: Bernie or the riots. Obviously they aren't gonna blame Biden or their own fuckwit ideology not appealing to a single person under 6-figures.

      • kilternkafuffle [any]
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        4 years ago

        Bernie AND the riots - the riots were started by Antifa, dontchuknow. And they're just Bernie Bros IRL. The DNC supports the quest for racial justice (just wait another century, you guys, Jeez), but that damn Antifa (condemned by 17 American intelligence agencies), they screwed it all up.

    • Phish [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      One the one hand, a group of people I can't stand will be happy. On the other hand, a group of people I can't stand will be pissed off. I'd this a win win or a lose lose? Both I guess.

    • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      This is the only reason I don't live in a state of chronic depression. Worst case scenario: everything we told the Neoliberals comes true. Being able to say "I told you so" might fall short of international proletarian revolution, but it's better than nothing.

  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The Republicans aren't exactly the Harlem Globetrotters, but the Democrats are absolutely the Washington Generals.

    • HotMayonnaise [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You know, I think this might just be the most accurate representation I’ve ever seen. Holy god do the democrats love losing.

  • Cowboyitis69 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    To be fair, betting odds showed Bernie winning the nomination for a little while too

    • acealeam [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      that is consistent with the theory that the bad thing always happens

    • HntrKllr [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Although that was before it was down to only 2 candidates, it was still when the centrist/liberal vote was split between 8(?) people still on the ballot and the left was 'consolidated'

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    4 years ago

    Hot take but I think Biden losing would push the Democrats further to the right than Trump losing would. If Trump wins they'll blame the loss on the protesters and then never even pretend to support another protest again while sprinting to the right.

  • CommieElon [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    But he picked a VP who’s campaign was nuked in 5 minutes on a debate stage.