So would a Kamala presidency be objectively funnier than a Biden presidency? Probably, right?
The age of senile grandpas is over. The time of the wine aunts has come.
Now it’s time for barred-out aunt
@neera_tanden your time has come
First major party ticket to win 0 electoral votes, but they would be funny as hell
George McGovern and Walter Mondale breathing a sigh of relief in the Great Beyond as their legacies are somewhat un-tainted by Copmala
Imagine her trying to do a State of the Union address as she speaks herself in circles while saying nothing beyond we're going to work together and do the working together thing to work together to strive to work together and hopefully achieve things together as we work together to reach a new better tomorrow together.
Funnier yes, but dumber no. The dumbest option is that Biden survives but suffers severe long covid symptoms that turn him into even more of a walking corpse and we spend the next two years being brow beat that he's totally fine and pointing out that his jaw has disconnected and fallen to the floor is splitting the voting base or something dumb
You are being racist for pointing out how Biden lies and is incoherent because X number of black voters voted for Biden.
Kamala awkwardly laughing when she has to announce his death would be the most uncomfortable thing I've ever watched. I can't wait.
I believe Kamala will be replaced with a deep fake and not be seen in public, citing new secret service protocols. The deep fake will exclusively have its scripts written by lanyard consultant types.
Kamala will allow new, smaller, inclusive independent journalists into press briefings which are all also deep fakes. She will exclusively take questions from them. This will prevent any slip ups, and fully solidify the presidency as a puppet for larger neoliberal projects.
The majority of Americans unironically believe this kind of shit about Koreans
It would not be the weirdest thing the US government has done, by a country mile.
:top-cop: ”do not cum”
:trump-anguish: ”I’m gonna cum”
:punished-bernie: ”we need to cum”
Imagine how humiliating it would be to get the presidential adrenochrome and still die, while walking septic tank Bolsonaro had covid like 20 times and won't stop trying to do pushups on stage
imagine how great trump's trbthsocial post would be
Only one of these men shits out their doodoo ass, though. Biden should also start having his bowel movements surgically removed.
Per standard protocol for any positive case at the White House, the White House Medical Unit will inform all close contacts of the President during the day today, including any Members of Congress and any members of the press who interacted with the President during yesterday's travel
Interesting how the White House still has proper covid precautions in place while they’ve told the rest of us to not bother with that shit anymore
The federal government should be required to follow the weakest covid security of anywhere in the country, and if they want to actually be safe they should have to give all of us those protections. Is anywhere besides the White House still doing fucking contact tracing??
Were they ever doing contact tracing, except via voluntary apps
Varied a loooooot by area and circumstances. I believe NYC was. For sure a lot of universities were, mine included. Some other places too.
But then some places like Florida wouldn’t even allow you to use the voluntary apps! I tried to set up the apple contact tracing and it said “Nah can’t do it in your state, die I guess”
I got called by the CDC when I first had it to do contact tracing but that was back in Oct 2020
Would Biden dying of covid improve or worsen Dem's chance in the midterms? Discuss.
On a personal level, it would make my life harder. All the laughing will probably make my lib friends mad.
Laugh in their faces, tell them "COVID is over, sweaty!" Then laugh even harder.
I think Kamala is somehow less popular than Biden
Biden kinda represents the idea of maintaining the old order that was disrupted by Trump, while with Kamala they need to find a new vision of what the Democratic Party will represent in the future, and Kamala laughs at the idea of changing the status quo
Kamala technically has a higher approval rating. This is due to KHive Dan, who maintains thousands of Kamala stan sock puppets and should be excluded as an outlier
when kennedy was removed from power, LBJ gained a huge sympathy boost in the polls so he could "finish kennedy's life work" kind of thing
Kennedy was beloved though, and his death was sudden and shocking. Biden is anything but beloved and nobody would be surprised if he died because he's a fucking mummy. I don't think the situations are comparable
Death to America
Ah, so she’ll end social security to massive wine mom support then :yea:
Kennedy was hot though. I don't think residual thirst will kick in for Brandon
The issue is Kamala Harris is somehow worse than you would expect a random Dem to be
That feeling when the "Join Us" meme becomes a political poster during the midterms.
Everybody loves a dead guy. People tend to remember your best sides when you die. It would bring out the pity vote.
These are all equally likely:
- Dems hit him with the covid gun due to tanking poll numbers.
- He just got a communicable disease and will be treated normally.
- He got disease but will get special adrenochrome treatment.
- This is a false flag to generate sympathy and say new strands are very mild.
libs would call the existance of 'the covid gun' a conspiracy, but its literally just put a person with covid next to biden
Praying for long COVID to finally annihilate Brandon's brain.
I dealt with long covid for about a year and experienced my share of gaslighting for it, and even with that said I imagine I'd be skeptical if it were reported Biden has brain fog. It's hard for me to imagine anything about him would fundamentally change.
The fact they released this statement means he has had it for a while and they are sure he will recover.
Plz god, pls stick Kamala with a terminal legitimacy crisis. :chefs-kiss:
Wouldn’t it be funny if :trump-anguish: didn’t [redacted] of Covid but :biden-fall: [redacted] of it?
the entire first paragraph has the vibe of someone trying to slowly, gently break it to you that they hit your car in the parking lot
Is there anything left of the man to actually be infected? At this point his body must be like a sack of dry leaves.
Physically joe is very stable, They call him diamond joe for a reason, he falls a lot and each time he gets back up. He is a demented fool tho
