Don't threaten me with a good time, lol

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    this thread is the most :volcel-kamala: warranting thread I've seen in the site for a while

  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I've always had a major crush on this woman, please tell me she's single.

    Gonna have to have a talk with my wife

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        • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Dat smokey voice.

          I just want to find every Expanse clip of her saying "fuck" and play them all on repeat.

      • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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        2 years ago

        She's in two of the best star treks, Orville and DS9, so that's just good taste

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              • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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                2 years ago

                Yeah, it was a nice bow on top of everything.

                spoiler

                It also reminded me of the traditional difference between a tragedy and a comedy: a tragedy ends with a funeral, a comedy ends with a wedding.

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  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    NOOOOO I WILL NOT RIDE A TRAIN TO GO ON A DATE WITH MILFS!!!! YOU CANT MAKE ME :wojak-nooo:

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      I don’t know what you look like, but you’re a beautiful poster. :owl-wink:

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    fuck this guy. :soviet-heart: for Kari. i also liked Scottie when she was on. tattooed pierced muscle metalworking woman did things for my lesbian heart

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  • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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    2 years ago

    Sometimes it's like chuds look at my idealized life and it gives them a panic attack. I'd eat an anthill on a date with her.

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          2 years ago

          Thank you for this normal response to me have different standards and ideas about relationships. This isn't sarcasm, there's a whole thread of inane garbage beneath this.

            • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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              2 years ago

              I know. Between that and another argument I just decided to take a break for a few days, people spend too long online and it messes with their perception of what's appropriate.

      • Presents [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Standard Creepiness Rule: ½ (your age) + 7.

        Free calculator: https://datebynumb3r.com/2016/06/11/calculate-your-dating-age-range/

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          2 years ago

          I think you're forgetting that she is famous, and therefore normal rules don't apply.

          • Presents [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            They still apply to YOU, and it is still creepy to be in your 20s and date a woman old enough to have kids in college.

            • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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              2 years ago

              Why? I'm curious in particular about your choice of the word creepy. I can understand why it might be a bad idea, power imbalance in the relationship, the much older half has social power and experience i just lack. It might also be a bad idea long term because the older member will reach old age long before I will, or there might be a very narrow/non-existent window to have kids if I want that with them. But you chose the word creepy, and I'm curious about that.

              • Presents [none/use name]
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                2 years ago

                Look man I'm not explaining to you why old men fucking young girls is creepy. If you can't see it then you're a crypto-libertarian. Your "just asking questions bro" attitude is repugnant.

                • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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                  2 years ago

                  I'm asking what's creepy about the younger party being attracted to the older, not the other way around. And I think my specific questions made that clear. I also find it telling you default to old man and young woman when the context of our discussion was young men, as well as women and I think some other gender expressions, being into a middle aged woman. If you don't want to talk about that topic that's fine, you can just find it icky and that's the end of the discussion. But "you're advocating pedophilia if you find a 50 year old hot when you're under 40" is not a good argument.