https://twitter.com/vydamo_/status/1773491625957924883
i refuse to believe that this is anything but the highest concept and most dedicated of bits
my kids know me as this ape
two weeks ago myself and around 15 high ranking ape members
we wrote and delivered a notarized [emphasis mine] letter begging pacman to stop this nonsense at once [emphasis mine]
every note is perfect by itself but also builds on every note before it.
I, as an author, desire to capture a sense of escalating tension while both increasing jargon and maintaining low stakes. Like if Toy Story were a slice of life. I have fallen flat on my face imagining something this person does so effortlessly
No, but from a cursory glance at Wikipedia, I'd give it a shot. It could be some much needed inspiration
escalating tension while maintaining low stakes is like cleese's whole ouevre
so all that racist shit about migrants in London is just a bit huh, increasing tension, lowstakes
Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I still proudly wore this ape.
New site tagline just dropped.
My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape.
LMAO
This image has incredible sentimental value, as long as I can get money for it.
did... did this man just equate a piece of crypto "art" to a living, breathing woman? and then say he would dump his wife rather than watch her be stabbed, as opposed to, idk, stopping the stabbing?
a'ight kids, where do we keep the torches and pitchforks again?
Is no one else gonna comment on how his wife is being stabbed to death more than once? She'd be dead after the first time.
He's just remarrying every time, so basically he's feeding wives to a serial killer
Sounds like a romcom where the guy and the serial killer just can't admit how much they love each other.
violence against women
spousal abandonment
this is emotionally fungible with jaypeg loss.
I refuse to believe an actual human being is this deranged. No one cares about a .jpg this much, this must be a bit
scrolling all the way to the bottom of this nonsense only to be hit with a picture of the ape in question is so funny
these things are so ugly what is up with these people
My thoughts exactly, it was almost like running into a wall all of a sudden. Like, how the hell can anyone have positive emotions about this absolutely hideous image?
(I realize it's probably a bit but we all know there's real people out there who are really like this.)
It's like something that would've been used as ironic album art by some early 2000's indie band
That's not what the term "fetishism of commodities" refers to. It refers to the way that the simple presentation of commodities at sale obscures the complex social relations that went into their production.
in my head these 4 sentences mean different things
buddy they won't even let me fuck the commodities
buddy they won't even let me fuck the commodities
buddy they won't even let me fuck the commodities
buddy they won't even let me fuck the commodities
Tell me about it, the only action I get is when I masturbate to wikicommodities.com
You’re telling me that switching hats on my monkey jpeg isn’t hard work being obscured by the sale of it??
"I am selling my ape because I am convinced the market is heading in the wrong direction and will keep going that way because of the way it is being run" is not a very good sales pitch. It does not inspire me with confidence that this ape will be worth my purchase.
Trying to explain this to my grandma, let alone a peasant from centuries ago, would probably do her in
I'm 99.99% sure this is a bit. Some of the comments give it away.
"I gotta sell this ape before it's price is zero" this man says, without any introspectuon as to him trying to sell this ape for money while admitting it's worthless. These people are the dumbest humans and should be studied.
people are spending what would be for you life changing money on ugly mass produced jpegs
Lol that they're still selling for that much is a travesty.
Two weeks ago myself and 15 other high ranking ape members gathered
The cuck committee assembled
I was not notified, must've been the toilet cuck division, you think they would've let THE Cuck King know.
Ready the bagel slicer!
checks and cleans nails while otherwise bored
