https://twitter.com/StonkKing4/status/1780303955811278884

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    7 个月前

    There is a video of a cybertruck driving through around 1m of water in wade mode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKAEHMvvxg

    Cheap plastic panels fall off in two places seemingly without any impact, exposing the whole underbelly and electrical system in the rear to water. The body retains water hours later and the buttons to open the trunk no longer work with them progressively failing in the hours since.

    "Overall guys, things do seem to be... fairly normal. I do hear some water sloshing around in there. I'm guessing it will, kind of, you know, get out of where it's at. Overall the front was pretty dry. The trunk was pretty dry."

    -you-are-a-serf

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      7 个月前

      How the fuck did this completely unimpressive, incredibly stupid dipshit get such a cult following they'll make a positive review video of their 80k vehicle having multiple failing systems after driving through a large puddle?

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        7 个月前

        I honestly think a Subaru would handle that better, Even though it's lower to the ground. Especially with a snorkel.

        • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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          7 个月前

          Well yeah there's a reason they are one of the most prominent companies represented in rally racing.

        • SeducingCamel [he/him]
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          7 个月前

          Love my under powered Impreza that slams the bumper on the slightest of dips

    • booty [he/him]
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      7 个月前

      lol he drove through 2 puddles and it literally broke the car in at least 2 different immediately apparent places (edit: and broke the electronics)

      that's kwality right there

    • bleepbloopbop [they/them]
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      7 个月前

      the sad part is it might have survived relatively unscathed if he'd just gone slow (also if it wasn't fucking shaped like a brick), but that wouldn't match the fake image of an ubercar that can just power through anything without breaking a sweat. Fascist ass vehicle for a fascist-ass man.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    7 个月前

    I love my Tesla so much even though I drove it through the car wash in car wash mode and it broke it. It's so hard to design a vehicle that can resist water, and honestly why would anyone get their precious car wet in the first place? I can't think of a real world use case for getting your car wet so honestly you really can't blame the genius Tesla engineers for this.

    • wopazoo [he/him]
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      7 个月前

      If your car wasn't meant to get wet, why does it have a roof? Checkmate.

  • KittyBobo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 个月前

    🤓 @MuskFanNTR

    Stop spreading fud. This is standard legal wording. It's completely normal for a car to not be able to survive a car wash. This didn't happen. Heh, source: trust me bro. #laterhaters #tesla @elonmusk #pleasefuckmywife

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    7 个月前

    When he opened the door my eyes went right to the dash and that there's no speedometer no tachometer, no gauges whatsoever and it's so jarring. This car is a living nightmare.

    • penitentkulak [none/use name]
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      7 个月前

      It's even your shifter, unless you get the optional add-on button shifter (that's located above your rearview mirror and has been falling off in the sun even with the two-sided tape Tesla service centers have provided as a "fix")

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 个月前

      Electric cars don’t have tachometers, but having the speed over on a middle-dash screen is super dumb.

    • Cloudx189 [comrade/them]
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      7 个月前

      Speed is measured in increments of .5, the only reason for that has to be high latency or poor refresh rate of the ipad instrument panel. The feedback would be jarring accelerating.

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    7 个月前

    lmfao wasn't musk claiming to be working on "boat mode" or something equally stupid? And this fucking joke can't even go through a car wash without shorting like an iphone dropped in a pool?

    You know what, actually I support this, every cybertruck owner should try to ford the nearest body of water immediately

    • TheDoctor [they/them]
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      7 个月前

      An iPhone dropped in a pool has a better chance of recovery at this point. Their waterproofing has improved.

      • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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        7 个月前

        Ah fair enough, I've paid 0 attention to iPhone development. The last one I had was an iPhone 4 that stopped working when I got it wet lol

      • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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        7 个月前

        iPhone waterproofing is legit. If mine fell into a pool, I'd give it a solid 60-70% chance of being fine.

    • KimJongGoku [comrade/them]
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      7 个月前

      You know what, actually I support this, every cybertruck owner should try to ford the nearest body of water immediately

      I get to reuse this pog-fish

      Show

      • NewLeaf
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        7 个月前

        If: meme guy makes meme truck

        Then: buy it

    • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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      7 个月前

      on every other car, rolling up your windows

      on the Cybertruck, SOAP AEGIS ENGAGED

    • LanyrdSkynrd [comrade/them, any]
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      7 个月前

      I saw a Tesla stan say it turns off all of the driver assist sensors/cameras/automatic headlamps because the water spraying around makes it go haywire, but I'm not sure if that's true. They also said other manufacturers have a similar setting, but I doubt that. My car Honda has ADAS similar to what a Cybertruck has(adaptive cruise/lane keep assist) and it's fine in a car wash and has no car wash setting.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    7 个月前

    My awesome new meme car is so cool that washing it voids the warranty. I definitely don't regret this purchase.

    • AutomatedPossum [she/her]
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      7 个月前

      "Don't wash in direct sunlight " looks like a gremlin-vampire hybrid to me, you have to meet both vulnerabilities at the same time, but that also means it goes into beast mode and bursts into flames

    • NewLeaf
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      7 个月前

      Elon had to add that feature because of his love for "hiding" sex stuff in his products. Problem is, he doesn't know about foreplay

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    7 个月前

    Wait you can't use fucking windshield wiper fluid?

    What the fuck are you supposed to do if you window is dirty, slam on the breaks and hop out with a chamois?

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      7 个月前

      It says windshield treatment fluids, so that's stuff like RainX, which... Eh. If the stock wipers are absolute dogshit, then yeah, OK, whatever. Just sounds like some typical service warranty CYA.

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        7 个月前

        That makes more sense, just feels like there's an awful lot of wiggle room about what "treatment" means.

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    7 个月前

    even if you turned on Car Wash Mode.

    well it actually sounds like not even car wash mode will save you. which is very normal for vehicles, of course.

    • jonne@infosec.pub
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      7 个月前

      The fact that you even have different modes like that is ridiculous. Is there a rain mode too?

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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    7 个月前

    Teslas have garbage build quality, especially for the prices, with tons of panel gaps. I'm not shocked that when E ~ L ~ O ~ N tried hyping up a theoretically off-road capable truck, it'd turn out like this.

    edit: https://www.torquenews.com/13417/some-tesla-motors-reportedly-prone-damage-if-used-rain

    https://www.carscoops.com/2023/10/tesla-model-y-owner-receives-21000-repair-bill-for-battery-damage-caused-by-driving-in-the-rain/

    lmao

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    7 个月前

    A deeply unserious car for for deeply unserious persons.