Looks like de-aged Indy is going to save amerikkka from a 9/11 style attack on NYC during V-E day that the ancient greeks predicted with the Antikythera mechanism or something

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    i know the last one wasn't good but its a bit of a fumble to have not followed through on a younger lead like they were setting up. the two young people barely had lines in this you need young blood to support the dinosaurs

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Idk how true this is but I’ve heard that’s largely Harrison Ford’s fault. Dude refuses to pass on the Indy title and during Crystal Skull tried to kill any possible setup for a younger replacement

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Tarantino got in hot water for talking about how Hollywood is moving away from having movie stars, and towards having brands. The only reason Ford is in this at all is because he's somehow clinging to life, but when he dies you better believe we're going to get an Indiana Jones film every two years with a rotating stable of ex-Marvel actors who get paid a fraction of what a single actor with star power would have gotten paid.

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        2 years ago

        movie-star vs. franchise is such a false conflict oh yeah lemme defend the multimillionaire from the multimillion company. just engagement-driving Discourse to keep people talking about capeshit 24/7

        Do Not under any circumstances talk about intellectual property law or labor rights---its movie stars & "autuer directors" vs. the Studios, got it?

        • daphthedgb [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          That's part of what also makes every CGI debate so obnoxious, it's discussed as an personal artistic issue when it's entirely rooted in the lack of labor rights.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    if they kill some nazis itll be redeemed :shrug-outta-hecks:

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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    still laughing over whoever said Indiana Jones and the Tomb of Harrison Ford that was a good one

  • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    "I don't believe in Magic."

    :doubt:

    Jokes aside it looks pretty good...although I thought the same thing about Crystal Skull also. I am really glad James Mangold is doing this over Spielberg.

    • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      my brother in yahweh you have personally seen the ark of the covenent. you saw a guy almost rip your heart our of your chest without breaking the skin. you saw water from the holy grail heal bullet wounds. what's it gonna take

      • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Right? Reminds me of a moment from Batman Beyond.

        There's a "ghost" haunting Terry's highschool and causing a ruckus and Bruce immediately jumps the assumption its most likely someone pretending to be a ghost (they find out it is) and this exchange happens:

        Terry: I Should have known you wouldn't believe in ghosts.

        Batman: What? Of course I do. Not just ghosts. I've seen everything kid. Demons, Angels, Sorcerers, witches, magical creatures, you name it. This...just...feels too highschool to be legit.

  • Walk_On [he/him]M
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    2 years ago

    Why does every shot in this look like it was taken from a video game cut scene?

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    It's not what you believe. It's how hard you believe it.

    I think what you believe is actually kind of important, but it certainly looks like this movie will capture the spirit of our times in the worst possible way.

  • regul [any]
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    2 years ago

    Harrison ran out of planes to crash so he has to go back to work.

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      You know he needs the money when they've got him in a costume instead of the Blade Runner 2049 t shirt.

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      im sure he will be out there landing on taxiways again in no time

  • Discopanda [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Just make Indiana Jones and the fate of the Atlantis adaptation already.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      looks kinda bad. the music was the worst part imo, Hollywood needs to stop doing that "slowed down nostalgic tune" bullshit, it fucking sucks.

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    First second of the trailer and they do the classic Hollywood meme of everything is yellow in the desert

  • Ziege_Bock [any]
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    2 years ago

    turning a big dial that says "Destiny" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

  • daphthedgb [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Why do movies not look like movies anymore. I can't explain it, but even non-capeshit nowadays looks like it was filmed on an iPhone.

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