Looks like de-aged Indy is going to save amerikkka from a 9/11 style attack on NYC during V-E day that the ancient greeks predicted with the Antikythera mechanism or something
i know the last one wasn't good but its a bit of a fumble to have not followed through on a younger lead like they were setting up. the two young people barely had lines in this you need young blood to support the dinosaurs
Yeah but the possibility of him taking over was dead before all that happened
I never liked him, don't know why jusy kinda hated his face the moment I saw him in Transformers
Idk how true this is but I’ve heard that’s largely Harrison Ford’s fault. Dude refuses to pass on the Indy title and during Crystal Skull tried to kill any possible setup for a younger replacement
Tarantino got in hot water for talking about how Hollywood is moving away from having movie stars, and towards having brands. The only reason Ford is in this at all is because he's somehow clinging to life, but when he dies you better believe we're going to get an Indiana Jones film every two years with a rotating stable of ex-Marvel actors who get paid a fraction of what a single actor with star power would have gotten paid.
movie-star vs. franchise is such a false conflict oh yeah lemme defend the multimillionaire from the multimillion company. just engagement-driving Discourse to keep people talking about capeshit 24/7
Do Not under any circumstances talk about intellectual property law or labor rights---its movie stars & "autuer directors" vs. the Studios, got it?
That's part of what also makes every CGI debate so obnoxious, it's discussed as an personal artistic issue when it's entirely rooted in the lack of labor rights.
still laughing over whoever said Indiana Jones and the Tomb of Harrison Ford that was a good one
"I don't believe in Magic."
:doubt:
Jokes aside it looks pretty good...although I thought the same thing about Crystal Skull also. I am really glad James Mangold is doing this over Spielberg.
my brother in yahweh you have personally seen the ark of the covenent. you saw a guy almost rip your heart our of your chest without breaking the skin. you saw water from the holy grail heal bullet wounds. what's it gonna take
Right? Reminds me of a moment from Batman Beyond.
There's a "ghost" haunting Terry's highschool and causing a ruckus and Bruce immediately jumps the assumption its most likely someone pretending to be a ghost (they find out it is) and this exchange happens:
Terry: I Should have known you wouldn't believe in ghosts.
Batman: What? Of course I do. Not just ghosts. I've seen everything kid. Demons, Angels, Sorcerers, witches, magical creatures, you name it. This...just...feels too highschool to be legit.
Why does every shot in this look like it was taken from a video game cut scene?
Computer de-aged Harrison Ford is probably a big part of it.
honestly if they went whole hog and did a CGI indy I would be more interested than doing it kinda half and half.
Or if they went whole whole hog and made a cool animated movie
It's not what you believe. It's how hard you believe it.
I think what you believe is actually kind of important, but it certainly looks like this movie will capture the spirit of our times in the worst possible way.
You know he needs the money when they've got him in a costume instead of the Blade Runner 2049 t shirt.
Just make Indiana Jones and the fate of the Atlantis adaptation already.
looks kinda bad. the music was the worst part imo, Hollywood needs to stop doing that "slowed down nostalgic tune" bullshit, it fucking sucks.
First second of the trailer and they do the classic Hollywood meme of everything is yellow in the desert
I didn't ask for this and I don't need it, but goddamn, I'm gonna watch this.
turning a big dial that says "Destiny" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
Why do movies not look like movies anymore. I can't explain it, but even non-capeshit nowadays looks like it was filmed on an iPhone.