“what archetypes are feeemales sexually attracted to.”
Where's femboy? This is entirely dismissable on the face of it based on "surgeon" absolutely not applying to all less masculine men. If we're going to speak in the same language as them then this is just a list of dominating male types. It completely lacks a list of submissive male types that are absolutely also attractive to women.
:bottom-speak:
Femboys must belong in the category resembling chaos dragons the most. My best guess is werewolf.
from experience, werewolves are ferocious power bottoms
I mean, werewolves can't be angry all the time, I'm sure they'll make great friends if you pet them and play fetch with them.
I'm sure you could find that in just about any furry site within seconds.
Yes but it would be gay whereas this is about women being attracted to men.
Wait, so the vampire/werewolf thing has to be him referencing twilight right? It wouldnt surprise me that in the year of our lord 2023 JBP would still find that a relevant cultural touchstone
I once emailed the people who made that suit and asked "what was your inspiration for dressing him up like a clown."
Their response was "you were," to which I replied "aw thanks! It's nice to be appreciated!"
He doesn't actually call it that right?
Really is like a fucking C-tier comic book villain that runs some one-arc pseudo-christian cult that only wiki editors and one annoying editor will remember and reference afterwards.
lol, 10 bucks says he came up with this ground-breaking insight with a Halloween City advert on his desk:
"There are five types of men: vampire, werewolf, pirate, surgeon, and uh...Mario brother? NO! Scream guy. No! Billionaire! Yeah, those five things"
Pirate beats Vampire
Vampire beats Billionaire
Billionaire beats Surgeon
Surgeon beats Werewolf
Werewolf beats Pirate
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
The vampire, billionaire and surgeon I can understand from his point of view, but what of the pirate and therewolf? Shouldn't there be some sort of weak soy sloth creature in there too?
Why is he wearing Two-Faces suit from Batman Forever?
He calls it his “Heaven and hell suit” (not kidding)
If you're feeling down, just picture Jordan Peterson getting the shit beaten out of him by a 12 year old girl lugging around an anchor
Red-brown alliance is when you subscribe to masculine gender roles in exchange for getting to be a pirate.
