:shatter:
(i like how the article calls it "florida county" to ignore the fact that it's Robert E. Lee county)
This is dumb. Like, genuinely dumb. Like, so dumb I'm actually tired of having to consciously acknowledge the mass of people who, unironically, think this is a good thing. The same way I'm tired of constantly having to my make brain re-accept that flat-earthers are an unironic thing that exists.
in other words, :manhattan:
i feel u doctor manhattan... well except the part where you helped amerikkka win vietnam
I mean, what choice did
the manGod have? He's just one— oh no—the gag breaks down once I break kayfabe and admit he's literally just God and can do whatever he wants OH NO
Shows you what ideology can do to a motherfucker. Even with near-omnipotence, it takes him literally decades to see through the brainwashing of his culture.
Don't look at me I just ordered a whole ass space suit off Alibaba since this shit isn't ending any time soon.
But yes extremely :manhattan:
I look at parents with new borns wondering around and just think "Your child is going to catch Covid 60 times before they turn 18 and you're not even wearing a mask?"
My nephews have had Covid at least 3-4 times just from last school year.
They should ban masks too. 5 months in county jail for choosing TYRANNY over FREEDOM!!! Anyway, make sure to smile at the self checkout line for the camera
Florida is becoming unhinged right-wing crank Mecca.
to be fair the entire USA is that on a global scale. but florida is that on a national scale. so it's like the metamecca of right wing diasporas
American is 4chan: the country, but Florida is /b/ and Texas is /pol/. Mississippi is /r9k/.
The Great Plains and Rockies are /k/, and the Midwest is /x/ purely for its aura
California is :reddit-logo: , with its vast diversity from bootlicking :LIB: and techbro cultists around the Bay to literal KKK members in the Central Valley :fash-bash: to a sort of FloridaMan colony in SoCal :grillman:
Florida just leads the way. Libs across the country now are repeating what Floridans were saying 6 months into the pandemic.
:haram: The Kaaba has a stark beauty to it.
The Villages are sin and ugliness incarnate.
The US is full of that. America has a place called Wisconsin, and Wisconsin has a place called Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
Get them all in one place then carpet bomb it, trust the plan :biden-leftist:
Looking at my watch waiting for that catastrophic ice shelf collapse that will raise the global sea level a few meters and put Florida entirely underwater
Standing on the ice shelf, looking at my watch and tapping my foot impatiently, stopping to think for a second and then stomping the ice more assertively but to no avail
I'm predicting Florida will ban vegan food at some point in the near future
The "Renewing The Man Card Act" :so-true: :soypoint-1: :reddit-logo: :soypoint-2:
They just.. do what they want without any care.
Meanwhile democrats don't even try doing anything.
I would love to see the DNC doing based shit to pander to the left. Just once.
Democrats vote that every American is allowed to kick Ron DeSantis in the balls once.
Groin region in general, as after a few pro soccer players get in there, he won’t have balls left to kick.
Btw Lee County is where Ft Myers is, I don’t even think they’ve really recovered from the hurricane last year.
And tbh they shouldn’t be allowed to recover Ft Myers should’ve been condemned.
They've lost their minds.
The US needs an intervention
It's all just culture war bullshit. Fucking dumbass capital of the world.
They want this to go statewide? I thought it was only going to be within the county itself. Jesus. And people continue to flock to these states.
Cultural federalism baybeeeee. When your society can no longer agree on basic tenets of reality, may as well move to a place whose preferred version of reality aligns with your own.
it's a hack joke, but the place really has some kind of elephant graveyard aspect to it that brings in elderly people by the truck load. i could talk a lot about what effects that kind of internal migration has on a location, but it seems self-evident that demand for support services (medical, retail, food preparation, home care and the logistics of all 4) would increase.
