Subway literally doing the joke from Community
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Subway literally doing the joke from Community
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FREE wet soggy slop on cake "bread" for LIFE and all I have to do is awkwardly explain my stupid ass name every time i meet anyone for the rest of my entire god damn life?? what a steal!
The contest winner must undergo a background check and must provide the company with proof of the name change within four months of accepting the prize, which will be awarded in the form of $50,000 in Subway gift cards.
Try $50,000 of wet soggy slop.
thats mainly 14 years of daily subway! “free sandwiches for life” my ass
someone good at budgeting pls help:
rent: $1100
utilities: $300
car: $150
insurance: $400
subway: $10,000
Subways sucks shit. I’m doubtful anyone here would take them up on it, but I am curious what constitutes ‘for life’? 100 Sammie’s over a 20 year period? Twice weekly limit? Protein restrictions? (Who the fuck wants a lifetime supply of subway tuna salad after all)? Do I get a drink and chips with that MF or is it a sandwich only? We talking footlongs, six inchers or the four inch round kids sammie? Lots of ways for them to game your shit.
Also, this is not the first corporation to try to bribe people with free treats for naming yourself after their product nor will it be the last.
rip to that kid who was named dovakiin only receive a lifetime of skyrim remasters
you could win free sandwiches for life. C O U L D
it's not even a guarantee
holy shit
they can't even guarantee a lifetime supply of the worst sandwiches in the world in exchange for a lifetime of free advertising. Even though the stores throw out half their ingredients every day and locks the fucking dumpster. Imagine being an unhoused person and changing your name to subway and still not getting free food.
Is it not bad enough their goddamned stupid ass commercials starring sports mvps is on every minute of the day?
They should take more pages from Acclaim UK's old textbook. Next up: Free sandwiches for your next of kin if you put an ad for subway on your tombstone
So I can just change my name, get the driver's license, and then swap my name back right
Anyone asks, just say you really love public transit
Also #StopSubwayHate it's not that bad. Its not good but it's fine
attempting to set up a sting.
