yes it's nice that it's joever but kamala is fucking evil. she's a cop, she laughed about putting parents in jail for their children's truancy, and she wouldn't let cannabis offenders out of prison after it was legalized because she got paid by private prison lobbies to do so. total scumbag who deserves absolutely 0 support from anybody but the most trump derangement syndrome riddled liberals

Death to America

  • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    She is a complete ghoul. She and her family are also mobbed up with gig work companies. They helped campaign against rights and protections for gig workers.

    She's also ridiculous and really bad at what is basically her only job - winning popularity contests lol

    • NeelixBiederman [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Her brother worked for Uber to make sure they beat that law in California that would have made gig workers employees

    • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      Kamala's husband, Douglas Emhoff, was also a lawyer for corporate clients including Wal-Mart and Merck Pharmaceuticals. So, pretty similar to the Clintons and other neolib Democrats. But maybe he's gotten better recently? Maybe he has had a change of heart after seeing the guts of the imperialistic war machine? Let's see what Doug has been up to lately: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/11/04/doug-emhoff-anti-semitism-college-campuses-00125384

      Emhoff: There is an ‘antisemitism crisis’ on our nation’s campuses

      "It’s an antisemitism crisis to be clear on our campuses and even in our K-through-12 schools, on our streets and our markets, wherever you go."

      Yeah, don't you hate it when you go to "the markets" and people magically know that you're Jewish and start saying antisemitic things to you? Who among us has not tried to buy avocados at Whole Foods, and been asked to prove that we were not Jewish before being allowed to check out? I know that children in Gaza are starving and getting bombs dropped on him, but please spare a thought for poor old Doug. I'm sure it's hard out there for Doug on "the streets." (/s)

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      iirc she was appointed to her first two public jobs simultaneously by Willie Brown, one of which she was ineligible by statute to hold (some kind of state public health board or medical board)

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    5 months ago

    The first president ever to receive 0 votes in any primary. Probably, idk, fuck US electoral history.

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I forgot she withdrew before the primaries even began in 2020 lmao. For some reason I thought she had gotten at least a couple delegates before flopping

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      The current primary systems didn't really exist until 1972. This was mainly in response to a bunch of people getting mad that the 1968 Democratic nominee, Hubert Humphrey, was nominated without a single primary vote because he simply inherited Lyndon B. Johnson's delegates.

    • AernaLingus [any]
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      5 months ago

      National primaries weren't even a thing until relatively recently, but this is definitely a weird case--sort of analogous to the JFK assassination or Nixon stepping down, but those were both well before their respective conventions. Side note, but somehow I never knew that Reagan ran against Ford in the 1976 GOP primary and Ford barely edged him out.

      edit: sorry, I now realize what you meant but I'll leave it up for the fun fact

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          5 months ago

          Goddamn he's ancient. But it really gives insight into how short u.s history really is, doesn't it?

          • Wertheimer [any]
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            5 months ago

            Like the recently oft-repeated trivia that Biden was born closer to Lincoln's inauguration than his own

              • Wertheimer [any]
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                5 months ago

                Lincoln's second inaugural (which was when they did them in early March instead of January)

                • imogen_underscore [it/its, she/her]
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                  5 months ago

                  it's still a few years off though, no? March 4th 1861 -> November 20th 1942 is over 81 years. Biden was 78 when he took office. crazy that it's so close but I can't see how the trivia is true

        • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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          5 months ago

          John Tyler had a son when he was 63 years old, and his son had his son when he was 75(!) years old. Damn, the Tyler line must had some potent sperm or something.

          • Wertheimer [any]
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            5 months ago

            Al Pacino Excited To Spend Life Watching His Baby Grow Up To Be Toddler

            BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Following reports that the 83-year-old actor was expecting a child with his girlfriend, Al Pacino told reporters Thursday that he was excited to spend his life watching his baby grow up to be a toddler. “I’m going to be there for all of it, from the first smile and laugh, all the way to the first time they string two words together,” said Pacino, who acknowledged that although 24 months may seem like “all the time in the world,” he still intended to cherish every moment with his child like it was his last. “I know I won’t be around forever, of course. One day there will come a day when the child is 3 or 4. But if I’ve done my job as a parent, they’ll hopefully know how to fend for themselves at that point.” At press time, Pacino added that in the event the worst were to happen, Robert De Niro would serve as the child’s legal guardian.

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    5 months ago

    one part of my brain is agreeing with you, the other is entirely motivated by schadenfreude for Hillary Clinton. I live in Illinois so I’m not going to vote for her because it’s pointless here so I’m sticking to first principles but I also hope to relish in the feeling that Hillary lives to see that the first woman president is not herself

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      5 months ago

      I think my full position is:

      1. Kamala is a piece of shit and does not deserve the ticket
      2. Kamala is funny unintentionally, and in the same capacity as Trump, I want to see her quarantined into her own talk show away from affecting anyone's lives
      3. Joe Biden is also a piece of shit so I'm happy to see his ego bruised
      4. I want to live knowing Hillary is forced to exist alongside the reality that she had no excuse besides the fact that people specifically didn't like her and that she fucked up in fumbling the bag to Trump
      • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        After reading this... I... I might actually vote for her. Basically for the lulz.

    • Kumikommunism [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      This is wishful lib thinking.

      If Kamala won, Clinton wouldn't think "oh, I guess it was my fault". She would say "America wasn't ready for a woman president when I lost", or some other cope bullshit.

      • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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        5 months ago

        no I know she's not going to have a public outburst or a reckoning, fuck her, I just want her to live with the fact that she did not secure the bag and someone did it two terms later, even if she has to constantly make excuses for it. I want her to experience that cognitive dissonance and I want her to get 5% more insane excusing it to herself, I want her ego to dip further into unreality

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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          5 months ago

          There's an entire cottage industry of takes around the "politicians all suck" sentiment in this country and she will forever be branded as being uniquely unlikable among them. The worst turd in the open sewer of American politics.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I'm so stoked about that

      The disgusting reality of Copmala's record isn't coming close to blunting my high. Today slapped

    • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
      hexagon
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      5 months ago

      that would indeed be fucking awesome. a cum town but literally coming to life lmao

      Death to America

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    She also supports genocide as much as Biden, even if there is less visible glee.

    • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      https://www.jpost.com/us-elections/article-811309

      Harris went on to say, understanding that Israel has a right to defend itself, how it does still matters.

      Kamala Harris is literally turning a big dial that says "Genocide the Muslims" on it, and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.

      • Chump [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        ridiculous that looking back at the audience is the improvement

  • ElGosso [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    She's an awful candidate whose political career started because she dated the mayor of San Francisco who gave her a job which would sound like an awful sexist cliche if it wasn't true

    • ped_xing [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Holy Jesus, Willie Brown. He was old when he retired and that itself was decades ago. He's 31 years older than her.

  • HarryLime [any]
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    5 months ago

    Everything you're saying is true, BUT!

    It would be deliciously humiliating for Hillary Clinton to have to watch the inauguration of the first woman president and it isn't her.

    • 2Password2Remember [he/him]
      hexagon
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      5 months ago

      mostly i'm hoping some dumb lib from lemm.ee or whatever will come in here to see our reaction to the joeverness and then see this and get pissed off lol

      Death to America

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          • fox [comrade/them]
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            5 months ago

            Every single US president is at best complicit and at worst directly responsible for various mass deaths, wars, and genocides. You cannot name a US president who didn't commit unforgivable crimes during their term except for maybe Harrison because he died immediately.

    • mathemachristian [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I think that's why they're gonna pick her. The election is already pretty much lost at this point and parading her around gives them like a triple idpol bonus that allows their voter base to cope with the loss by claiming they were too progressive for todays america.

      • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        I think there's a shot that Biden gets talked into resigning before January to officially make her the first woman/blasian president so they can go back to feeling good about running white guys.

  • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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    5 months ago

    I don't think anybody needs to be reminded that kamala harris sucks because nobody likes her to begin with. She's dead air in a human suit

  • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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    5 months ago

    This is the consequence of the narrative that Biden was unpopular because he was old, not because his politics suck. I would really be surprised if Kamala, who has the same shitty politics, actually ends up being popular.