I'm here to kill time, make more comments so I have more stuff to read. Otherwise, this is basically Twitter.

I'll scroll through the front page and it's a ton of posts with only one or two comments. We can do better than that. Be commentunists. Semper Post.

Topic of discussion: oatmeal raisin cookies - yes or gulag?

  • Parzivus [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Careful, having more replies than upvotes is struggle session territory

  • KiaKaha [he/him]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I was thinking our comment-to-vote ratio was pretty good. Terminally online, even.

    Also oatmeal raisin is amazing.

    • LangdonAlger [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      I have a hard time convincing myself to open a thread with only one comment, but will definitely open one with 4+.

      Btw, if you bake, soak your raisins in egg/vanilla/bourbon before adding to the cookie batter

  • Wmill [they/them]
    ·
    4 years ago

    I just feel like I have not much to say, especially on topics I'm not read up on sometimes. On raisins though I'm convinced store bought are terrible because they are coated i in sugar. My neighbors give my parents a lot of grapes and I have gotten into drying them myself and they taste pretty good. I come from a family of diabetics so using something sweet with fiber seems to be a good substitute for sugar when baking.

    • LangdonAlger [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      being a blowhard who isn't informed on the topic is an american tradition. also, i like how unburnt cigarettes smell like raisins

      • Wmill [they/them]
        ·
        4 years ago

        True that, on the cigarette thing I'll take your word on it since I never smelled an unburnt one.Don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

    • LangdonAlger [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      I just wish the megathread sticky stayed at the top of the all-feed and not just !main, I think that would promote more interaction, though contained to one thread

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
    ·
    edit-2
    4 years ago

    as a union rep, i must inform you that your request for increased comment productivity has been summarily denied.

    we will comment at the pace that best accomadates our own shitposting needs.

    from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs.

    edit: ACAB means all cookies are blessed

    • LangdonAlger [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      I seem to recall a defiant statement of the pre-ban times that we will never stop posting. Then again, we fight less here. I guess it's a fair trade off

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
        ·
        4 years ago

        never stop posting ≠ required to always be posting

        sometimes you just gotta go outside and enjoy the rain, comrade.

        • LangdonAlger [any]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          Post in the rain, the snow, the heat, the dark of night.

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
            ·
            4 years ago

            "neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these posters from the swift completion of their appointed comments."

            dont be tryina turn my union motto around on me like that. i aint afraid to gulag a comrade for revisionism

    • QuickEveryonePanic [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Was this some manchurian candidate shit or was it an old people brain shut down? Also, which is scarier?

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Oatmeal rasin cookies are actually good if you appreciate them for what they are but people don't like them because they're expecting chocolate chip.

  • corporalham [none/use name]
    ·
    4 years ago

    Oatmeal raisin cookies are the only good cookie, had one like two hours ago and it was great.

        • duck [he/him,they/them]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Weird, images always expand for me when I click them. Yeah the feed is updated all the time so the posts have often moved when you go back, that's annoying. Overall I preferred the previous more compact mobile layout but imo the site works well now