This reads like a shitpost, but I have seen about half of these names verified in multiple sources for these positions.

What's next in 2028? mr-beast heated-gamer-moment

  • heggs_bayer [none/use name]
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    27 days ago

    Imagining Alex Jones as the White House communications director sent my sides into orbit. Deeply unserious cabinet.

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    27 days ago

    LMAO holy shit what a clusterfuck

    I have to admit that the accelerationist fed devil in my shoulder is very excited to see this exquisite collection of very special individuals all in one administration

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      27 days ago

      Basically, the sicko looking out from your inner window sicko-peepin

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        27 days ago

        The Department Of Government Efficiency tries to replace all SNAP and Medicaid application and renewal forms with a fart sound and a laugh-cry emoji but attempting to do so causes the data center to burn down instead dril

  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    27 days ago

    So these are the people that will carry out Project 2025, the biggest governmental overhaul of all time?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      27 days ago

      One of the central and primary goals of Project 2025 is to purge the US government of pretty much all current employees, in favor of their loyal clowns.

      They want a minion government that is directly loyal to a king in all but name. agony-minion

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    27 days ago

    Only Carson, Gabbard and Flynn are even actually close to being qualified for those jobs. The rest is a collection of failsons lol.

    Also Trump Jr for interior secretary position? agony-consuming

      • miz [any, any]
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        27 days ago

        for the USA the equivalent is closer to DHS though. sorry "sEcReTaRy of HoMeLaNd sEcUrItY". or maybe director of FBI but that post reports to attorney general

        secretary of the interior is a dogshit post in terms of power in the USA which is why the bourgeois were willing to give it to Deb Haaland

        The U.S. Department of the Interior protects and manages the Nation’s natural resources and cultural heritage; provides scientific and other information about those resources; and honors its trust responsibilities or special commitments to American Indians, Alaska Natives, Native Hawaiians, and affiliated Island Communities.

    • Riffraffintheroom [none/use name]
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      27 days ago

      This makes me morbidly curious to find out to what degree this shit is just running on autopilot. It’s like jenga, how much useful shit can we remove before it topples?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      27 days ago

      Basically this comic, but with a funny moment instead of stonks:

      Show

  • LocalOaf [they/them]
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    27 days ago

    There's no fucking way Trump lets Don Jr do anything even remotely important lmao

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    27 days ago

    This would be the most useless government of all time.

    There are governments of hundreds of countries that failed and no longer exist that were thousands of times more competent than this lot.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      27 days ago

      "GOVERNMENT BAD! GO MAGA AND WE'LL PROVE IT!" so-true

      Yes democrats fucking suck but I can still point out how fucking clownish these fascist clowns are.

  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    27 days ago

    the executive branch the US deserves

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      27 days ago

      Just one more lane this time it'll work I promise morshupls

  • Rom [he/him]
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    27 days ago

    Elon Musk

    Head of Government Efficiencies

    agony-turbo

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      27 days ago

      Department Of Government Efficiencies. Yes, King Bazinga wanted a "DOGE" reference for the conjured up new department. cringe