THEY RUINED HER, by doing what the original creator intended in 1996.

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  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    G*mers, 1996: Oh sweet, some girl on girl action, let's go lets-fucking-go

    G*mers, 2024: Nooo what is this evil, HITLER WAS RIGHT frothingfash

  • Cammy [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    Hating women with agency if they don't choose men. It's consistent between 1996 chuds and 2024 chuds.

    • UlyssesT
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      18 days ago

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      • Cammy [she/her]
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        3 months ago

        I think if they hinted at women having agency without men, it would be very poorly received. That is, if it wasn't given an AO rating for pornographic content.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      im sure any deception of man would be met with criticism. Too effeminate is brainwashing. strong but dumb is demeaning. strong and smart is Chad rolls eyes.

      I think if she literally dated Illidan Stormrage it might work for them

  • buh [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    I heard they cast a black guy to play MLK Jr. in that new biopic, smh how far will these wokies go 😤

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      Is nothing sacred to the woke mob? What's next? A Chinese depiction of Confucius?!

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    If you read between the lines in that Toby Gard quote it's obvious it was intended the whole time. You don't say "has no interest in romance with men". You just say "has no interest in romance". The "with men" is very important. She has interest in romance, just not with that gender.

    • TomBombadil [he/him, she/her]
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      3 months ago

      Now I want this also. The rest of her can get more polygons. Top tier lifelike skin that you can see the pores on aif you zoom in enough. Individually modelled hair. Ray tracing out the butt.

      4 polygon pyramids on the chest though.

    • D61 [any]
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      3 months ago

      Those bras that made people looks like they was smuggling missiles from Starfox on the SNES.

    • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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      3 months ago

      a polygon for each inch of my dick and balls while im jerking them to her, the way god intended. none of this woke stuff

  • UlyssesT
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    18 days ago

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    • HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]
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      3 months ago

      I'm fairly certain Lara was a lesbian in the originals. That was before the conservosphere deemed that even awooga same-sex relations were a threat to cis-heteronormativity.

      • Southloop [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        I honestly thought I kept getting Tomb Raider confused with the character and events of Fear Effect. Now you’ve got me even more turned around.

  • AmericaDeserved711 [any]
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    3 months ago

    I remember when they rebooted the Tomb Raider movies a few years ago and nerds were mad that the actress didn't have big boobs

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    3 months ago

    They tried giving her a male love interest in Angel Of Darkness but that game sucked and it was dumb so I'm happy with Lara being a lesbian.

      • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]
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        3 months ago

        yeah but instead of love interest, their relationship is that he plays the bass in her band

      • D61 [any]
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        3 months ago

        Looks like Jane’s brother from the Daria cartoon.

  • git [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    If you couldn't figure out she was gay from the first reboot game I don't know what to tell you.