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Our rights are not a game : game room
Can't make this up
Also Joe Brandon on the Hottie wall is weaponized grade lib cope
The "Policy Plinko" board just leading to "blue state" or "red state" is so on-brand it hurts.
Moving from Texas to Washington state, I was really shocked how they viewed people who grew up poor in red states. Didn't matter the political affiliation.
Then they go and bitch about the homeless coming in, or God forbid you made it and landed a good job, then it's your fault for raising prices.
The JD Vance room with the wood panels really sold what they think of the rural poor.
Couch joke was the only saving grace.
“I’m not traffic, I’m stuck in traffic” but for housing. They expect to be able to buy a house and see the value increase year over year at a good clip, but then get salty when that happens for other people.
Ok the Vance couch is actually kinda funny. The rest is just weird.
Pragmatic kick the can. Whoever can kick the rights can down the most election markers wins!
The cherry picker. Claw machine that picks platitudes and means testing. There is an actual codifying right in there...deep down there somewhere and too small for the claw to ever grab, but hey it only costs a little political capital each try.
The watering down the bills. Whoever can water the progressive target the fastest wins!
The light loop where the timing is rigged slightly off the main policy, you swear if you go another round you can time it just right.
The Parlematarian coin pusher that will bury your policies in non binding technicalities and comittee meetings it might not ever see the light of day....maybe just one more coin.
Incredibly cringe. The type of people who post shit like “Ruthkanda forever”
It was a tweet someone put out when RGB died. She claimed her five year old daughter put her arms in an “x” and said “Ruthkanda forever.”
"Policy plunko"
Look at the result at the bottom
"Blue state"
Why did I expect there to be policies listed there? Then again, I guess landing on "murdering thousands of children in possibly the most horrible genocide of this century so far" wouldn't fit the "yassss qweeen" theme
Tbh my immediate thought was “oh that’s perfect. This is probably how the Harris team is formulating positions on everything irl” before laughing at what was actually at the bottom of the board.
Someone who got paid more for it than I do in a year probably
I mean, if I had to attend that party for some reason, sitting down and reading bell hooks the entire time would probably be a good use of my time.