• BeamBrain [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I'm getting rather concerned about all these "nuclear war isn't that bad, actually" takes from libs

    • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      They can only ban so many Russian athletes from sporting events before their frustration overflows

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      You mean you actually care about the world going up in an atomic hellstorm?

      But what about freedom and liberty as held to my own strange and self-destructive definition? frothingfash

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        1 year ago

        it was a limited consideration in the 50s, but basically bolted on the side of robert-moses-core with the odd rootcellar called "fallout shelter" as a marketing gimic in new developments.

        round about 1:07 in everyone's favorite nuclear documentary is an example

      • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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        1 year ago

        That's actually not that new. I think that was part of it.

        It is important to remember why cities were building highways through the fifties and sixties; why the federal government was promoting low-density suburban development and why companies were moving their corporate head offices to campuses in the country: Civil defense. One of the best defenses against nuclear bombs is sprawl; the devastation of a bomb can only cover so much area. Shawn Lawrence Otto wrote in Fool Me Twice[.]

        https://www.treehugger.com/why-sprawl-was-caused-nuclear-arms-race-and-why-matters-more-ever-today-4854403

          • Dolores [love/loves]
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            1 year ago

            oh you widened your city 50 miles? i'll just stuff a few extra warheads in this here missile and make sure i saturate the whole thing 🥰

            • iridaniotter [she/her, it/its]
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              1 year ago

              Well sure the the obscene yields do help destroy suburbs, but another reason they exist is to ensure military targets are hit. ICBMs used to be inaccurate by a couple miles, so increasing the blast radius ensured that didn't matter. Now, ICBMs are more accurate and the world generally fields less powerful bombs.

    • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      That is supposed to mean "lower density cities", I guess. So first of all, that is bad urban planning. Secondly, I don't think that it helps so much, buildings and stuff are still there.

      • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Not to mention the stuff we put in our houses and make them out of is like 20x more flammable than back then.

          • Crucible [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            I'm addicted to making everything out of oil. Even wood now needs to be made of oil

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        1 year ago

        Destroying critical junctures for energy and transport infrastructure won't be a problem so long as fewer people are in the immediate proximity of the blast

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      I'm sure the new Applebee's and it's gargantuan parking lot will certainly shield the $1 Margaritas from any significant amount of damage

    • Melonius [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Maybe they're referring to how cities act as huge heat sinks because of all the concrete?

    • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Cockroaches don't tolerate low temperatures, so if humanity dies, cockroaches die too (except in tropics).

      • kleeon [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        fair enough. Then the only other explanation is that this post was written by a sentient fungus

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    almost impossible

    hasan-ok-dude

    prerequisite firestorms extremely unlikely

    Lahaina survivors have entered the chat

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    This sort of nukable, mixed use urbanism is illegal to build in most US cities.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Why can't more people be like Philomena Cunk and cry just knowing that nuclear bombs are still a thing?

    • SeventyTwoTrillion [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      "well, you see, 99.9% of Russia's nukes don't work,. of course all our nukes work, but we don't consider Russians to be 'people' so they aren't added to the count"

      so-true

      • MORTARS@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        Have you considered the world deserves to die for not sufficiently supporting Ukraine in this time of need

      • tripartitegraph [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        Honest to god had a nuclear engineering chud argue to my face that China would lose a hot war to the US because “they don’t spend enough to keep their nukes working”. Literal nuclear grade copium. I laughed at him

      • AbbysMuscles [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Reminds me of when my funny-clown-hammer - fan friend was enthusing about how American missile defense would protect us from incoming Russian ICBMs. He was saying this in the context of wishing we'd done a Highway of Death to Russian forces nearing Kiev and how we could've gotten away with it.

        • ChairmanSpongebob [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          never mind that Russian missile/rocket tech is better that the US, and always has been lol

    • Trudge [Comrade]@lemmygrad.ml
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      1 year ago

      A single prehistoric nuclear bomb developed by nomads living in the steppes of the North American subcontinent killed over 100,000 people. What are these people on?

      • iridaniotter [she/her, it/its]
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        1 year ago

        A single prehistoric nuclear bomb developed by nomads living in the steppes of the North American subcontinent

        peltier-laugh

        If I had to guess, they assume all nukes will only hit other silos.

      • Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]
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        1 year ago

        A what? Genuinely what are you referring to with nomads using a nuke? Is this some kind of attempt to mock the amerikkkans that I'm just too dumb to get?

        • Trudge [Comrade]@lemmygrad.ml
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          1 year ago

          I hate explaining jokes since it's not funny, but
          \

          spoiler

          Steppe - Hanford site where the nuclear bomb was first created and tested is a steppe.
          Nomad - Scientists traveled from all over the country to the Hanford site and returned back months or years later, which is a nomadic migratory pattern.

          I'm just using words that colonizers use to describe native cultures in a description of the Manhattan Project. Quite accurately, in fact. That's the joke haha...

          • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]
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            1 year ago

            Oooh, I thought you meant to describe The US like how history books describe barbarian tribes fucking around and breaking everything

            Cause they're just barbarous colonizers

            • Trudge [Comrade]@lemmygrad.ml
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              1 year ago

              To be fair, America is a barbarian tribe fucking around and breaking everything. The absolute lowest amount of cultural, scientific, and social output possible compared to other hegemons throughout history. Well, with the exception of the Brits but I mentioned Americans already so I'm repeating myself.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Come on, let's have a nuclear war. It's not that bad. It's just the immediate destruction of all major population centres of the developed world and fallout that will haunt survivors for generations. It's no big deal! Stop being such a chicken about it!

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      (CW: Electric Six - Gay Bar uncensored)

      https://youtu.be/-XNFokmDKrE?t=34

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    well fuck my ass and call me a rotiserrie, here i thought the one thing i'd be guaranteed in my nuclear apocalypse would be the end of global warming!

    may as well throw all these missiles away if they can't even cool this place down a bit after killing 8 billion people

    • rubpoll [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      Democrats clarifying they aren't pro nuclear war, they're pro smart nuclear war.

  • SootyChimney [any]
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    1 year ago

    The reality is: Nobody is sure, any nuclear bombing is species-wide suicide at worst, an insanely pointless gamble at best. The vague consensus seems to be it would take a maximum 100 warheads to irreversibly destroy ecology worldwide, some suggest it would only take a few modern warheads. I suggest we do all we can to not fucking find out.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I've studied nuclear weapons. I'm no physicist but I've read pretty extensively on the after-effects.

    These people are fucking stupid

    Do they address why they have smaller yields? Because targeting systems are much more advanced. That's it. That's the reason. It's like arguing it's better to be shot in the heart with a single round rather than blasted with buckshot in the center of the chest. You're still fucking dead.

    • determinism2 [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I have a PhD in nuclear physics from a top 10 science guy university in the world, and I don't believe nuclear armageddon is a problem. And I'm also not interested in discussing it (just so that no one comes with bs talking points, I've seen enough). I'm just saying this so that you don't stumble on your own delusional bubble too much.

      You don't believe in science. You believe in TV. You haven't read a single peer reviewed paper on the matter, let alone papers that have a different point of view. So spare me your condescending bullshit.

      Now go ahead and downvote me so that you can sleep better at night after having excluded me, the infidel. Just remember that many people out there have degrees, educated and read 100 times on the matter than you and disagree with your delusions on the matter. Enjoy four faith in TV.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Is that a copypasta?

        EDIT: Shit, it is. Worse, I saw the pasta being made, fresh, and lost track because there was so much of it. failure

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            It's here, but it's been moderated and cleaned up a bit. I admit I baited the Very Mature and Very Important Scientist Doing Climate Denial Science for a while in it.

            https://hexbear.net/post/355380?scrollToComments=false

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                When the Very Mature Climate Denial Nuclear Scientist rages about "gifs" and uses boomer tier emojis to rage about them grill-broke

        • keepcarrot [she/her]
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          1 year ago

          It's a copy paste from another thread where someone says he has a phd in particle physics and says this about climate change

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            Is that the same self described particle physicist that claims to have credientials ready to show (that somehow have something to do with climate change authority while also saying ecology is not a real scientific field) but demands a wager under dubious win conditions in Le Bitcoin before showing any evidence?

              • UlyssesT [he/him]
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                1 year ago

                Science is about demanding thousands of dollars in internet funny money before presenting claimed credentials.

                • keepcarrot [she/her]
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                  1 year ago

                  I simply wouldn't claim intimate knowledge of scientific consensus in a field I don't study extensively

  • privatized_sun [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    urban planning

    "Buh? why are you dismissing my Bookchin redditor friends as 'satanic holocaust PMC'? Actually urban planning is a respectable academic discipline"

      • AernaLingus [any]
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        1 year ago

        If the only people left in Amerikkka are gonna be the people who choose to live out in the exurbs, I think I'm okay with being vaporized