refuses to answer questions

dances for 30 minutes

wins election

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  • Hohsia [he/him]
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    2 hours ago

    He might’ve lost a step since 2016, but he hasn’t lost it. He’s still the president we Americans deserve rat-salute-2

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    3 hours ago

    This slaps. The difference between the candidates is pure vibes at this point. They might as well settle it with a dance-off.

  • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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    2 hours ago

    yo he was mouthing along to "nothing compares to you" and pointing at his crowd.

    fucking amazing.

    he has unconditional love for anyone who loves him. hahahahaha.

  • REgon [they/them]
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    4 hours ago

    My theory is that he expected to get shot again and wanted to have some fitting music. Make it cinematic trump-who-must-go

  • Adkml [he/him]
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    7 hours ago

    This is the electoral genius that the "adults in the room" can't come up with an answer to.

    • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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      2 hours ago

      YMCA is his walk off music at every rally!!! the absolute queen. hahaha.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      7 hours ago

      He requested Ave Maria three times in a row at increasing volumes.

      Also he likes ymca because the song calls him a young man.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    7 hours ago

    Ave Maria - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FhvhdVSZE&t=6760s

    YMCA - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FhvhdVSZE&t=7864s

    Elvis - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-FhvhdVSZE&t=8733s

    • DoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]
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      7 hours ago

      So... put on Pavarotti singing Ave Maria. Turn it up louder. We want a little action in here. Turn it up louder!

      That's for your boy. That's for your boy. Stand up. That's for ya boy.

      This is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Like this is going to infect my thoughts possibly for the rest of my life

      • Adkml [he/him]
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        5 hours ago

        It's always wild when something happenens that goes above the usual level of trumpian bullshit.

        Yea they're eating the cats and the dems can control hurricanes to strike republican enclaves but then also the people who show up to help you clean up are also globalist actors.

        Yea whatever yawn....

        But saying "enough questions, nobody wants to listen to questions let's just play some music instead" and slowly swaying for 40 minutes during a NATIONALLY TELEVISED TOWN HALL while demanding different version of the same song be played three times in a row at increasing volumes.

        It's a beautiful level of absurdity that not even the best satirists could come close to.

        Andy Kaufman eat your fucking heart out.

        Then you have the prestige of the whole spectacle. The dems, the serious hard nosed adults in the room who have spent a lifetime learning to navigate the halls of power ARE IN A DEAD FUCKING HEAT WITH HIM.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          4 hours ago

          The dems, the serious hard nosed adults in the room who have spent a lifetime learning to navigate the halls of power ARE IN A DEAD FUCKING HEAT WITH HIM.

          The Dems are very skilled at pleasing themselves and each other and have spent lifetimes building up gatekeeping rituals and mastering those rituals. They have contempt for commoners (and so does trump-moist ) but their enemy's vulgarity feels more relatable to many people than the wine-sipping pretension.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        6 hours ago

        The first vid wasn't on Youtube and it something I couldn't find on the Youtube vid. There was a song that started with a lot of sound effects. And Trump is standing there steely-eyed and proud. His hogs were surely confused. I was confused too. What the hell. Then a piano comes in and the drums and a synthesized flute. I still couldn't remember what the song was. Finally there's a pinched vocal coming from the diaphragm I finally realize it's November Rain by Guns N' Roses.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          4 hours ago

          it's November Rain by Guns N' Roses.

          Did the GOP play yet another song without asking permission or are Guns N' Roses that cringe?

          • LocalOaf [they/them]
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            4 hours ago

            The former probably

            I remember him getting in trouble over rights use with Springsteen and the Rolling Stones, probably others. Neil Young? That feels like one of those things that keeps happening and goes nowhere because nobody really gives a shit besides the artists trying to sue