Broke: Voting for the lesser evil
Woke: Voting for the one most likely to get redacted
Goddamn Americans can only understand morality if it's a burger.
One of my favourite r/enlightenedcentrism posts was when someone shared a burger paddy that was 50% TVP and 50% beef, and then centrists came out of the woodwork to say things like "well it would reduce meat consumption by 50%" etc
You know what else would reduce meat consumption by 50%?! And also reduce it by the other 50%?
"If you eat enough of the burgers maybe the next shipment will be Impossible Burgers."
Yeah but don’t you stupid commies realize that one genocide president has a better genocide than the other one?!
I thought about this example but I really wanted to emphasize the similarity of the options. That said, if you go by what people actually say to vegans this is probably more accurate.