fucking finally
I pee in the shower and also drink beer in the shower.
If you have not peed in the shower while drinking a cold one you have not lived.
This is not a joke trust me.
I drank a bottle of Soju in a hot shower. I know it's pretty much a meme, but 4 standard in a hot shower with little food on my stomach nearly made me faint when I tried to get out.
This happened to me when I was super hungover (still drunk), I almost passed out
Honestly that sounds lovely but I'd probably turn the shower to cold to sober up before trying to step out
It was the first drink I didn't even know I needed sobering up.
getting drunk in the cold is more dangerous tbh. you dont really get how drunk you are until you get in under the warm shower
I drank beer in the shower once. It was awkard to say the least. There I was, under the hot water, naked and drinking Heineken.
My doctor said I was too old to be autistic so I don't go to him anymore.
After I got my diagnosis, I even asked my therapist for recommendations on doctors that don't suck. I have the list somewhere but I barely ever go to the doctor.
neat! i got told i couldn't have adhd since i was in school so i could obviously focus
Ironically my first armchair diagnosis was ADHD from a friend's mom because I wouldn't look people in the eye.
nah i need an icecold brewski for contrast, wine isn't improved by the warm drops
The only reason I take a shower is so I can have a... SHOWER BEER!
- Jeff Rosenstock
note: I don't drink anymore but shower beers are fun
i eat hot soup in the shower. best snack since the water just makes more of it (even better if you put a soup cube in the showerhead)
finally, now we can move onto the REAL issues, pissing in the sink #sinkpissersriseUP
People who were like “I don’t trust doctors
” in 2020 suddenly changing their mindsI've been pissing in the shower so long I've Pavlov's dogged myself into wanting to pee when touching hot water. Like I'll wash the dishes then have to piss. Lmoooo
im still not gonna piss in the place that is specifically designed for me to clean myself in
Death to America
"Waffle Stomping deemed A-OK after 30 year longitudinal study"
What the fuck? Obviously tho fr what the fuck
It's the shower! It's where the dirty ass water goes after you rinse off your dirty ass, why would piss suddenly make it like radioactively toxic, like Homer dumping that one last piece of toxic waste
this assumes that dudes who pee in the shower are also dudes who wash they ass
sorry
this assumes that dudxs who pee in the shower are also dudxs who wash they ass
Let me tell you from experience, the shower and the commode are usually plumbed in together so your piss mixes w shower water and your shower water mixes w piss. The shower doesn’t care and neither does the water closet.
... what were people concerned about? The piss goblin killing you?
