Looks like wet cat food

  • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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    1 hour ago

    I think if we can get this astroturfed into /r/casualuk we can get Keir Starmer to approve a trident strike on Tel Aviv by Christmas.

  • Hime [she/her]
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    4 hours ago

    Who put tomato sauce on curry sauce and chips wtf?! no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    6 hours ago

    famously Israeli cuisine since 5000 BC

    • Fish & Chips
    • Sonny's BBQ
    • Kangaroo Sandwiches
    • McDonald's Big Mac
    • Sloppy Joes
    • Coca-Cola
    • Fried Chicken
    • Strawberry Milkshakes
    • Masoor Dal
    • Stuffed Thanksgiving Turkey
    • Christmas Cookies
    • Boxing Day Cucumber Sandwiches
  • D61 [any]
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    5 hours ago

    Everything is a classic when you're country is only like, ten or twenty years old.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    7 hours ago

    Any dish is authentic "Israeli" cuisine as long as it is cooked in a kitchen you stole from someone else.

    • propter_hog [any, any]
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      3 hours ago

      If it wasn't cooked in a stolen kitchen it's not really isr*eli, it's just sparkling apartheid

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    8 hours ago

    The British tradition of eating fish battered and fried in oil may have been introduced to the country by the Chuts: Spanish and Portuguese Jewish immigrants, who had lived in the Netherlands before settling in the UK.

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    9 hours ago

    at this point the only thing that's keeping israelis from claiming feijoada as their traditional black bean stew is the fact that it's made with pork

  • huf [he/him]
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    9 hours ago

    soggy fries is something i will never understand. greek kebab, canadian poutine, whatever fresh hell this shit is.

    fries is the one thing you dont want any sog on.

    • Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml
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      8 hours ago

      If your poutine is soggy then the fries were prepared poorly. Costco does it well, the fries retain their crispy exterior. There are a lot of ways to get poutine wrong, unfortunately. It's a very particular dish.

    • TerribleHands [he/him]
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      7 hours ago

      Skinny french fries I agree, chunky chips can be a bit softer though.

    • SoyViking [he/him]
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      8 hours ago

      Fries should never be served smothered in sauce. It will turn them soggy. Serve the dipping sauce on the side to minimise the contact time between fries and sauce

      You can get away with pouring a mayo-based sauce on them but a water-based sauce like ketchup or gravy will absolutely ruin your fries.

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]
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      8 hours ago

      shouldn't the sog be added right before eating, so the fry is still crispy but blanketed in a nice saucy thing? if so i'll take it, but if it's been sitting in sog for more than 60 seconds and the fry has absorbed the sog and turned into shitty warm greasy potato salad, then no 3Q

    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      10 hours ago

      White culture is subjugating the world for its spices and then still making the most shit food you've ever seen.

      • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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        8 hours ago

        Australia is deeply evil for many reasons, but I’m very glad that somehow we fucked up our food less than the other Anglos, by assimilating foods wholesale from other cultures (Italians in particular).

        • kristina [she/her]
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          8 hours ago

          Hot take: Italian food is shit and derivative

          Like yeah you can put a billion tons of garlic and cheese on anything and say its Italian

          • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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            5 hours ago

            People get really fucking goofy about Italian food.

            Like oh, this cuisine unlike any other is based on having fresh and high quality ingredients?

            Sorry, British food also gets better if you have top quality ingredients and spend endless hours making sauce or stock for them.

            • hotcouchguy [he/him]
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              4 hours ago

              They're very serious about "authenticity" but much of it was invented post-WW2. It's an intentional national cultural project more than some ancient tradition.

              • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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                4 hours ago

                Genuinely absurd fascist shit going on with that, like you have random bumfuck towns issuing public denouncements about how a michelin star chef broke the papal edicts by placing a single mildly smashed clove of garlic in his recipe for a tomato sauce named after bumfuck lombardy.

                And in their denouncement they cite that their special tomato sauce has over 1000 years of unbroken tradition and history, and adding garlic is spitting on that.

                Adding tomatoes like over half the way through those 1000 years does not count however.

          • Farvana@lemmygrad.ml
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            4 hours ago

            Take this with a huge grain of salt, but I read that Italians only claimed pasta as a national dish because Mussolini pushed it- some kind of effort towards a national identity.

  • KrupskayaPraxis@lemmygrad.ml
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    10 hours ago

    I was once in a Jewish restaurant where they listed Shakshuka as an Israeli dish on the menu. And Cholent, an Ashkenazi European dish that existed way before Israel, was also listed as Israeli.

      • Hestia [she/her, comrade/them]
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        8 hours ago

        I just looked up if sushi was kosher and the rules for something being "kosher" is a bit ridiculous when it comes to fish.