• Spartacus [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    :agony: :agony: :agony:

    how can she even have terrible takes on blowjobs?!?! her family is literally known for them

    • grillpilled [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      She learned from her family that condoms keep evidence off dresses.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    socially distancing while receiving a blowjob because my cock is 6 feet long

    • Will2Live [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      And its always the people who work remotely and order all their food from Instacart so they never have to leave the house

  • KiaKaha [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I have never seen anyone outside a condom commercial or sex ed class claim that condoms feel the same

      • steely_its_a_dildo [any]
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        4 years ago

        Tanya of the trillbillies was in denial over this recently, it was weird hearing her brain scramble for a reason that she was still right. She is a sex ed person so I imagine that feels like a good way to get people to use condoms. Works for D.A.R.E. I guess.

    • snackage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It's also the wrong way to go about it. Like even if it's worse people should use rubers as long as the participants aren't sure about their status. Like it's the ethical thing to do.

      • snackage [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I think the cancer stuff is bunk. There are cases of people getting infections in their throat though but there are also transmissions that occur through just kissing so it's never risk free. The big STIs (except for AIDS) are very treatable. So it's advisable to get tested regularly even if you use a condom every time.

        • Skinhn [they/them,any]
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          4 years ago

          The cancer association is very real. The same types of human papilloma virus (HPV) that cause cervical cancer also cause oral cancers. IIRC the number of non-cervical HPV-related cancers was higher than cervical HPV-related cancers.

          The cervical cancer vaccine (e.g. gardasil and the other ones) would prevent it if given prior to HPV infection.

          • snackage [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Since HPV can be transmitted through contact of mucosal surfaces and no one wears a barrier on the inside of their mouth I find exclusive association of oral sex and cancer not completely convincing. To me, trying to prevent exposure to HPV is a kind of theater like the security theater at airports.

            The effective preventative measure for HPV is like you said vaccination anyway.

  • Phish [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Also makes it harder to bust on your partner's dress. Real pro-tip over here.

  • Chapo_Trap_Horse [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Somebody call the volcel vanguard cause I'm unironically getting hot and bothered thinking about Chelsea cheating on her husband, drunk off her ass in Arkansas going from club to club giving out condom blowies like Halloween candy.

  • snackage [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I hate myself for this but that was good comeback.

  • a_maoist_quetzal [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    mmmmm actually a bitch is a female dog and poodles are very intelligent so thank you

  • Wmill [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Was expecting a struggle sess on maybe condom bj. Like I never had sex but surely they can't be that bad right? Then I read carefully who tweeted it and realized what is going on.

      • WetAssPossum [they/them,ey/em]
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        4 years ago

        Let's say you want to start with oral and then give/receive anal/vaginal, it's a way of doing that without having to pause and put on a condom. Also helpful if the partner receiving oral has an sti. Or if the partner performing oral doesn't like the taste, or many of the other parts that come with performing oral.

        They make flavored condoms for a reason, and last I checked neither the anus nor vagina have tastebuds.

      • wizzyrodhamrobe [it/its]
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        4 years ago

        theyre useful if you have open sores -- like a herp outbreak or syphilis and don't want to infect your partner (but still need your dick sucked)

  • Notcontenttobequiet [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I get that she was tortured from the time she was a child by media personalities. And for that I do feel bad for her. And it probably fucked her having to deal with that and her awful parents. However, she does not need to respond to every awful tweet. I'm reminded of a certain Adam Friedland incident. Just like ignore this shit.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      Little to no risk for oral, except in the case of open sores or lesions within the mouth.

      Also... like... why even do this thing? A covered bj is just a complete waste.