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  • ami [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I've been looking for a new job for a while now. This covid shit has shown me that commuting to a physical place of work is a spook if the job you're working is a bullshit job. I have a bullshit job.

    I've been applying for remote jobs for a few months and haven't had any luck. Keep getting the same rejection response of "we like your work but don't feel comfortable hiring you with no experience and/or no degree." Got tired of hearing this shit so I said fuck it, made up a bunch of fake shit, put a fake degree from some no name school on my resume and applied to more entry level jobs.

    After a few interviews I got hired by some start up doing entry level work. The pay is a little more than I'm making now but it's fully remote which means I don't have to work at a goddamn grocery store anymore and can finally move out of this fucking place.

    I can't fucking believe it.

  • Stotan [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    anyone else kinda getting annoyed with people like Matt tiabbi and Glenn greenwald? The “censored by libs so let me pivot right” grift is tired. I look at the comment sections of tiabbis substack and its full reactionary shit. Thoughts?

  • buh [any]
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    4 years ago

    Western leftists but it’s leftists who open carry revolvers and wear cowboy hats

  • marxisthayaca [he/him,they/them]M
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    4 years ago

    My kid has been successfully going number 1 and 2 in the potty, and last night I had a dream where I took them to go potty and they are all happy and smiling and then the potty starts to overflow with poop; it starts to spread everywhere, and I am trying to stop it, and it reaches my feet. My kid is still happy and smiling just going number 2, but I'm insanely grossed out so then I start puking in the sink. So the kid is pooping nonstop, shit going everywhere, and I'm puking in the sink non-stop, and then I woke up.

    Lol, dreams are super fucking cool.

    • steely_its_a_dildo [any]
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      4 years ago

      OMG, I somehow missed the dream part until the end The only way I could make it make sense is if the toilet backed up and your kid was happily pooping into water they were sitting in.

  • moonlake [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Telling myself "it do be like that sometimes" every day for the last two years

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Can I get the megathread image without the chapo.chat watermark on it so I can show it to my mom (who loves buffy) without linking her to a site where she'll see shit on pig balls thanks

      • TransComrade69 [she/her,ze/hir]
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        4 years ago

        If I'm lucky, I won't wake up tomorrow thus eliminating my need to vote. I'm gonna need existence to cease operations immediately. 😤

    • SSJBlueStalin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      if you get shot tell fox news you were a chud so they start a gofund for your and you get money

  • SovietyWoomy [any]
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    4 years ago

    The lesser evil between Biden and Trump is whichever one ends up losing.

    • Oso_Rojo [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I have dreams about dying pretty regularly, and my death is always a relief or something I'm excited about in the dream. Like I finally get to know what's beyond. I don't have any suicidal ideations so I have no idea why these dreams make me feel that way.