https://twitter.com/cons_owned/status/1331400049524436992

  • Rem [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I know the point of passive aggressive smileys are to make me mad, but got damn do they make me mad.

  • SaberTail [any]
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    4 years ago

    Call me a lib for shilling Current Affairs, but they recently had a good article about ants.

    The other thing missing from this analysis is that the excess capacity means the ant colony can better survive shocks. If, say, a pandemic disease wipes out a chunk of the population or makes them less able to work, the others can pick up the slack. They're not lazy, they're insurance.

    Meanwhile, capitalism would have us shave any excess capacity down to nothing, in the name of "efficiency", and we can see how well that works in terms of ICU beds or PPE.

    • SaberTail [any]
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      4 years ago

      https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727023679459950665/781035227349778442/the_socialist_ant.pdf

    • Obrus [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I remember hearing that of hive building insects, only termites have a more even sex distribution. Like wasps, ants, bees etc are almost all female, but termites for some reason skipped on that.

      • kilternkafuffle [any]
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        4 years ago

        Termites aren't related to other social insects, they belong to different orders. They're an example of convergent evolution. Some of the nearest relatives of termites are... cockroaches. Termites are on the more disgusting side of insects - smellier and pestier than ants/bees/wasps.

        • Pezevenk [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Termites are not that gross, compared to cockroaches.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        You sent me down a rabbit hole about Termites and now I'm reading about Autothysis wherein certain species of Termite will rupture glands to produce a sticky substance to block tunnels when the colony is attacked.

        • Obrus [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          Termites are rad. I mean us humans dislike them since they sometimes mistakenly eat our houses, but they have developed a lot of cool and surprisingly intricate survival strategies.

          • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            They totally are. I was just reading about how certain species have soldier termites that don't have mandibles they just spit toxic goo at enemies and rely on worker termites to feed them. Fascinating!

    • ComradeMikey [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      don’t they cross over 1 extra time making their genes like 75% similar instead of 50? could be bees

      • a_slip_boudinage [she/her,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        It’s both bees and ants. The reproductive strategy is called haplodiploidy. Males are born from unfertilized eggs (haploid) and females from fertilized eggs (diploid).

        This means that all the female ‘sisters’ in a colony are 75% related to each other, and more related to their siblings than they would be to their own offspring (only 50%). The social organization is (ostensibly) predicated on maintaining highest possible genetic fitness by caring for siblings instead of passing genes on to offspring.

  • dom [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    He didn't do the reading again.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Does it really counts as monarchism tho?

      • LangdonAlger [any]
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        4 years ago

        Ants don't call her the queen, that's a human imposed notion

          • Amorphous [any]
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            4 years ago

            I remember hearing about how the notion of wolf hierarchies stemmed from flaws in research

            Specifically, these dynamics emerged in captivity, and were never present in the wild.

          • TheOldRazzleDazzle [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            This reminds me of Deleuze's (theoretically relevant but out of context weird and random) grudge against Freud, who denied the fact that wolves run in packs and argued via psychoanalytic overdeterminism that a dream about a whole pack of wolves is just about one wolf, who of course is your wolf daddy.

  • Chomsky [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Hey Jordan, in case you didn't notice, WE AREN'T FUCKING ANTS. We literally fly around in spaceships and shit.

    • Mouhamed_McYggdrasil [they/them,any]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah, there's even a scientific term for the difference. "Eusociality" referring to animals that live in colonies where each individual has one of several (morphological different) roles. It includes several types of insects (bees, wasps, ants, termites), as well as some more basal lifeforms like hydrozoa. The only eusocial mammal (and only vertebrate as well, I believe) is the Naked Mole rat.

    • kilternkafuffle [any]
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      4 years ago

      His daughter wakes him up every few weeks and asks him his thoughts. Then publishes them as wisdom and puts him back on ice.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    He was smarter when he was in the coma. At least he knew the importance of just shutting the fuck up.