https://mobile.twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1332045233455058945
Br*ts are disgusting. How do you colonize half the world for spices and eat this shit? I'm not a fancy lad by any means but Jesus. It looks like boiled salmon and microwaved frozen veggies with cold cheese on top
All you need to add to salmon is some salt and pepper, and he couldn't even manage that. Unbelievable.
I forget who but a while back some prominent chud posted a photo of a huge steak that was somehow cooked well done all the way through but without a good crust. Like it looked like they cooked it in a sous vide to well done and didn't sear it. I was definitely triggered, just not for the reasons they intended.
I don't remember that one, but my favourite example of chud cooking has to be Roosh V calling himself a bread scientist .
Squeeze some lemon juice on it before serving if you want to feel fancy
Probably gonna get cancelled for this but the Full English and meat pies are good, actually. The rest can be launched into the sun with the rest of the island for all I care.
fish and chips is mad tasty too, especially if prepared properly
Damn right I forgot about that. I'm from Atlantic Canada and we've got some great fish n chips here
Also what is that white shit on his salmon in the first picture? It looks like caulking.
It's albumin, and it's just coagulated protein and natural. Most people remove it for food photography, though.
It's not vegan? Maybe?
Of course the salmon isn't either so I have no fucking idea lol
I think the meal is just generally relatively healthy (despite being bland), so idk we're too body positive to eat anything but junk food? I'm honestly perplexed at what he thought the own was.
No. Olive oil and lemon juice is good, but salmon should never be besmirched by cheese.
Similarly, cheese should not be ruined by salmon.
(fyi I have drunk multiple glasses of milk every day for 15 years and I had absolutely zero titty until I started hormones, so while it's a great meme, the amount you have to consume must be immense.)
Someone should make a book of awful Conservative social media food pics like a modern version of all those weird 70s cook books where everything was suspended in savoury jelly.
i eat trashy sometimes and find myself outed when people critique "gastronomy Americana" as deep frying and/or putting cheese on various items, but the grated cheese on what appears to be microwaved salmon is too fucked up. like why not just eat a bullet and be done with it?
I'd go for the trashiest American carnival food in a minute over whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
But where is the joke? That Brits and single men make shitty food? Jokes on us I guess.
Um, ok, this is rather gross (who the fuck puts cheese on fish) but beyond that, is there some other reason I'm supposed to be owned by this? It's more like self ownage.
I think it's Thanksgiving related, but that is the least Thanksgiving-esque meal I've ever seen
He's English and has no reason to care about american genocide day
Well I didn't care about this before and now I especially don't care about this.
I know what both of these words mean separately. I don't know what they mean together or why I should care lol
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/tuna-melt-recipe-2125452
I wasn't owning you. I was just pointing out a tasty sandwich exists.
Ah I thought it was in the context of my question about why I should be owned by the photo.
I know. I mean, I was kinda confused why you brought up tuna, I thought at first maybe it was some kind of slang, then I thought maybe as a lib I should want him to be eating tuna instead or maybe tuna with cheese is the thing that owns libs and he just didn't have tuna, or idk. I just got very confused lol
It goes past the point of sad and is hilarious. If I didn't see who posted it I'd think it was one of us tbh.
I have never seen a more insipid and poorly cooked meal except when I'm in a rush and don't feel like cooking.
Not a speck of fucking seasoning. Not even a grain of salt, a fleck or pepper or even a single zest of lemon on that fish. Not even a single piece of a fucking herb. How can anyone eat that fish, must be so bland, no texture and probably tastes like cardboard
It's also clearly overcooked
Source: Was a line cook at a sea food restaurant for a while
My family cooks this way, I think it's a white person thing.
Who the FUCK actually cooks salmon in the oven like that? Just fucking sear it in a pan you dolt. I can tell the cretin just wrapped it in tin foil and whacked it in the undo from the sad, dry, cum-like albumin residue typical of that cooking method.
Some nice salmon with brown sugar and maple syrup in tin foil in an oven or with dill and lemon goes hard but this is just foul
It's quite easy to cook salmon in the oven will with a little salt, pepper, and oil. you just have to not overcook it, which nearly everyone does.
Sure but come on, you can't beat a nice bit of searing on the top, get a nice crust with soft juicy middle, drizzle on some teriyaki sauce at low heat, top with chopped scallions and roasted sesame seeds, it's pure chef's kiss
Yes. Just saying that baking is a fine way to cook it if you don't want to bother doing much. Anyway I haven't been able to eat fish in like twelve years because it started to make my throat close up. I miss salmon a lot.
