New guy: epic TPUSA memelord who tries to be hip by calling people twinks and bears.
if this hasn't been run through the AI voice cloning thing for trump it needs to be lol
How would they react if they learned that there are gay people who don't like anal?
Basically, comes from the idea that penetration is the only "real" form of sex. See also: "How do lesbians even do it?"
I had a guy in highschool unironically ask me how gay sex worked since guys don't have vaginas. Set aside the fact that guys can have vaginas, uh, buttholes exist!
This fuckin dude literally thought it was all docking and swordfighting
Boys with 420 in their name and deferring to my authority, what a connection. I've got some analysis to do.
If PJW would wear a mask, at least we wouldn't have to see his wet, constantly trembling upper lip. Dude always looks like a baby about to have a crying fit.
I'm not crazy right? He has an unnaturally wet mouth? But not like drooling, just weird and wet. What the fuck is with him. He looks like he eats flies.
He definitely has. I don't know what causes this, but i've seen it with other chuds, i've even come across people who referred to a certain type of frat boy as "Mr. Wet Upper Lip".
Hmmmm, I feel like this warrants further study. I'm going to have to research "frat boys with wet mouths".
This reads like sour grapes. This dude is really bent out of shape that his girlfriend won't peg him and now he has to act like pegging is awful and horrible and he totally didn't even want it anyway he was just joking jessica jesus christ
If my girlfriend fucked me in the ass, maybe she'd be my wife.
"No homo", says God as he proceeds to put the man's g-spot in the ass.
What do I wear to tell me girlfriend I want her to fuck me in the ass?
IKR? I keep wearing mini skirts and arching my back to show off my bum, but she only slaps it or pinch it.
But that would be autoasphixiation which people-that-scare-me-cuz-they-aren't-like-me find kinky so that's also not manly.
You've never held your breath until you came from asphyxiation?
:LIB:
"as an incel, lemme tell you about the dangers of pegging..."
I like that he has to specify it's A Bad Thing for his audience
Look I’m straight, but there is a reason that a guys G-Spot is located up his asshole
I’ve had girls put their finger up my bum before and haven’t enjoyed it, does this make me a fascist?
A committee will have to inspect a re-enactment of the fingering to decide if you are going to the gulag
It's an awkward experience unless you're A) clean and comfortable with yourself, B) into it in the moment. The most fun is also from reaching the prostate/A-spot, which is difficult to do, depending on finger-length and ass-anatomy.
The only truly fascist approach to ass-play is if you're dildoing yourself on camera to prove you don't like it.
Any personal experience? I talk a big game in this thread but I had trouble with that aspect the only time I tried to do prostate play with a partner.
Not very extensive experience, to be honest. But yeah, I've enjoyed it when my female partner did it to (male) me when the mood was right. It's easier to find the A-spot by yourself, but of course you can manage with communication/toys/gloves. But even without the prostate, the experience of being touched/penetrated is fun in itself - provided both people are into it, obviously.
Yeah I'm pretty sure I felt something in there, it was like a distinct spongy node, but he didn't feel the sort of pleasure we'd read about. It also felt like got further away from my finger if I pushed, which made it hard to do much with it other than sort of rub against it very gently.
A-spot or not, can confirm he enjoyed the feeling of being invaded 😈
Fun times. Yeah, it's not a very high ratio of pleasure to effort. The prostate is a pleasure enhancer, not a source of pleasure by itself. It can also make you lose the erection, even when worked correctly, which is confusing for all parties.
Hmm, will keep this all in mind for future prostate-equipped partners, thanks 😼
I've heard legends of people being able to cum purely from prostate stim, but that might be rare, not sure if there's any way to train that or if you're just wired that way or not.
I’ve heard legends of people being able to cum purely from prostate stim
Can confirm, it's a thing
Anal without preparation, practice, and experience, is like driving for the first time in your life and it's on a fast and populated highway: likely to be weird at best or stressful, not fun, and you could get hurt
