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NOO le epic Reddit man proved they actually make 100 trillion pounds every year with their ancient royal magic
we don't, the left has just been fucking destroyed in this country, and the average working class person is so alienated and apathetic about politics that most of them legitimately don't know this shit still happens - like its kind of assumed that the modern monarchy is literally just an old woman getting to live in a nice house and occasionally taking a very fancy car ride, thats it, why are these joyless lefties getting pressed about it etc
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Hypothetically if everyone in this room died of natural causes, unrelated to violence, the world would be a better place
Canada also makes our supreme court dress up like Santa for whatever reason,
Maybe it's a commonwealth tradition to make our governments partake in ridiculous traditions so they look less ghoulish
Honestly I'd be down for making our congress dress like fuckin' idiots by convincing them it's fancy.
It's like the logical opposite of the Emperor's New Clothes.
give the queen a cozy cabin somewhere, take everything else she owns, sell the gaudy crown and all that other shit to some dumbshits in america or canada or something with more money than they know what to do with, use everything gained to help the working class
how do we get this done, comrades
Return the crown jewels and shit to India or Kenya or wherever they came from in the first place, and exile the queen to Pitcairn Island
honestly i really do think that in a hypothetical revolutionary scenario, just letting her live somewhere genuinely nice and peaceful for however many centuries she's got left is the right call. because the UK hasn't been a "real" monarchy for a long time, i dont think the risk of a big, dangerous movement to put her or her family members on the throne would be particularly large. not in the absurd hypothetical scenario where communist revolution is popular enough to have worked, anyway. murder in the name of revenge is lib shit
I don't know why she can't just live in like a servant's apartment in her palace and the rest of the palace converted to a public museum. Let her keep a few pairs of earrings, put the rest in a display case detailing the craftsmanship and naming the artisans if they are known. Puyi her old ass.
The queen isn't getting a cozy anything during the revolution...
Is the royal family able to survive the transition to the next generation? The queen herself has been such a fixture I understand why no one would want to touch the third rail of removing her, but the rest of the family looks from the outside like a bunch of disgusting fail kids.
So prince Charles being a known child rapist in 2021 is going to be the king of England with a bunch of highwayman and upper class cunts talking about civility stanning him.
When I begin my inevitable term as General Secretary, the Supreme Soviet will be so fucking fancy NJR will be refused entry for lack of ruffles.
I'm more Sun King Communism, If the men don't have at least 400 bows on their outfit it's insufficient!
Or like...some kind of Art Nouveau revival with modern touches...maybe. WW1 really fucked over that movement before its time.