will 100% guarantee a brain meltdown as they try to explain to you a basic historical fact. literally like has the same effect as flat earth used to, but not a meme.
This is a great life bit. I need to do this more often. Just totally denying to know anything going on around me. Sounds like a blast
It works so good when Qanon chuds yell about their insane drivel and I go, "Sorry ma'am, I don't follow politics. I don't even know who the president is."
Hahahaahaha. Yes!!! I can just imagine their face. I’m stealing this. Thank you for your service o7
"I don’t even know who the president is.”
Isn't it still Obama?
How many blurt out "JOE BIDEN!" before their brains catch up and then get even madder
Or insist that it actually happened on March Thirteenth, and when the C.H.U.D. gets confused, in the most condescending voice/manner possible that its not 9/11, its actually 911 day, named that because of how many people called 911 that day when the buildings exploded and in honor of how many first responders died "during the explosions" (make sure to use this exact phrasing as many times as you can, bonus points for saying "The Explodings" instead of "The Explosions")
brain meltdown as they try to explain to you a basic historical fact
This is me every time I get into a political argument with liberals
Broke:denying 9/11
Woke:denying the existence of the WTC
Bespoke:Denying the existence of New York
Baroque: Denying the existence of the year 2001
Somber announcer at memorial: We are gathered here today in remberence of all those who lost their lives during the tragic events of September Eleventh, Two-Thousands-and-One-..."
Me, an interrupting heckler: "September Eleventh, Tooth-WHAT?"
Denying the existence of New York
"Upstate new york" refers to the above ground location, which is rarely used unlike the underground cloning facilities
"Bro the terrorists killed like 3000 people, dont you have a heart?"
Motherfucker, 5k people die everyday to covid my guy, why should I give a fuck? :agony-turbo:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201121003014/https://www.reddit.com/r/UofArizona/comments/jmz5bc/university_of_arizona_student_says_he_feels/
From the article linked in the archived thread:
TUCSON, Ariz. (KOLD News 13) -A University of Arizona student is speaking out after his appeal to the Dean of Students over a maskless photo was denied.
Jacob Orsay was fined $250 under the “COVID-19 sanction” after a photo of him and several others posing without masks was reported. He also had to take a $90 personal responsibility workshop.
Orsay says he created a school-approved 9-11 memorial and took his hat and mask off briefly for a photo out of respect.
While five others in the photo were also not wearing a mask, Orsay says he was the only one to receive a fine. The eight others in the photo all got warnings.
Orsay, who calls himself an “outspoken Hispanic”, says he feels singled out.
“I believe this is a civil rights issue, I think this is a First Amendment violation,” he said. “I would like an explanation as to why I am being treated differently.”
From Orsay's comment in the archived reddit thread: "I was 3 living in New Jersey a few miles away from NYC. Not sure how it’s relevant to compare the most horrific act of terror in American history to a not very deadly virus"
This dude's head would explode if enough people did this bit.
The Police? Why does anyone want to defund these guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
Might have something to do with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
If you're like 20 you could probably get away with it too
A fun bit idea would be to just say the towers fell down on their own. Like there was no plane or terrorism or anything.
"Trump's towers were built shoddily because he didn't pay contractors. Read history, libs"
One plane flying into a building I might have believed. But three? Come on... That's just ridiculous. Whoever told you that story is laughing his arse off right now.
