Milord has no choice but to take measures against the other peasants who have been possessed by woke transgender demons to steal from him 😔

    • @Great_Leader_Is_Dead
      hexbear
      36
      7 months ago

      If you see someone shoplifting, begin asking all nearby associates really weird distracting questions

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      20
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      i'm not even convinced that companies are losing this much money to shoplifting, it seems like a convenient excuse for either poor management or intentionally using the real estate wrong to do weird fucky financial fraud. I used to work at a grocery store and far, far more loss of profit came from stuff not getting sold, or stuff being broken or expiring. Sometimes a case of pickles or whatever would arrive completely busted. Sometimes the wrong thing got ordered. Sometimes stuff falls off shelves or you have hyperactive kids pick stuff up and break it. Shoplifting was a rounding error compared to all of that.

      Maybe it's different in other areas, but I'm not convinced. These are gajillion dollar companies and they're being brought down by people stealing eye liner and baby formula?

      Chuds have to come up with these narratives that some states simply allow shoplifting by law.

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
        hexbear
        9
        edit-2
        7 months ago

        A couple months ago the Walgreens CEO admitted they were making shit up about shoplifting being so much worse the previous year or whatever. Of course by then they had already gotten the narrative out there and shut down the stores they wanted to shut down.

        Food/product waste is another extremely stupid evil thing we have to deal with yeah, shit sucks.

  • buh [any]
    hexbear
    69
    7 months ago

    the only parts of the US that could be considered 15 minute cities are some of the richer neighborhoods in NYC

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
      hexbear
      66
      7 months ago

      yeah this shit doesn't even exist, these dipshits dreamed it up a year ago and have convinced themselves that every city has completely restructured itself in that year

      • Bobson_Dugnutt [he/him]
        hexbear
        40
        7 months ago

        Iirc it started as a concept with the mayor of Paris and then other mayors have tried to copy it, but there is no actual 15 minute city anywhere yet.

      • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
        hexbear
        35
        7 months ago

        I think this hints at who is doing a considerable amount of shoplifting. The press around shoplifting (see citations-needed as always) is that it's shadowy organizations paying people to walk in, grab as much expensive stuff as they can, and walk out past employees who are frustrated by how blatant it all is and scared of violence if they interfere.

        But no criminal mastermind is organizing this type of granular theft of cheap, heavy, bulky items. The person stealing vegetable oil is someone trying to stretch a food budget by "forgetting" to ring up something like this at self-checkout.

        The flashier type of shoplifting does happen (although it's often people with drug problems acting independently and selling to shady pawn shops), but either the second type happens quite a bit, too, or security like this is cheap enough and companies half want to drive people out of stores anyway.

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
    hexbear
    60
    7 months ago

    What do 15-minute cities have to do with this? Might has well say that the legalization of gay marriage hypnotizes people into stealing if you're going to go full non-sequitur.

    • @Great_Leader_Is_Dead
      hexbear
      44
      7 months ago

      FYI most people who say shit this dumb know it's dumb BS. They aren't actually that stupid, they just say this shut cuz it's supports a narrative that benefits them. They like driving their big dick trucks to Buffalo Wild Wings to gorge themselves on cheap beer and onion rings and they know spreading BS fear mongering about how evil cities are will help protect that.

      • Bay_of_Piggies [he/him, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        29
        edit-2
        7 months ago

        The only person I've ever spoken with irl about the 15 minute city conspiracy was definately stupid enough to believe it.

        • @Great_Leader_Is_Dead
          hexbear
          28
          7 months ago

          I used to feel the same way about my CHUD family members but if you push them enough, or get them drunk enough, or play along, they'll often admit it's an act. It's a big pantomime they all play into to justify the treat train.

          • BeamBrain [he/him]
            hexbear
            18
            7 months ago

            "Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past."

      • Owl [he/him]
        hexbear
        14
        7 months ago

        Something something Jean Paul Sartre quote.

        • @Great_Leader_Is_Dead
          hexbear
          6
          7 months ago

          The guy who made that flyer knows it bullshit but he hopes if he spreads that narrative he'll get to get his F150 that he drives an hour to Applebees every Friday for bottomless margaritas

    • @Timberknave
      hexbear
      26
      7 months ago
      Call me the Chud whisperer

      They are URBAN and JEWISH and GAY and therefore they are everywhere

      • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
        hexbear
        23
        7 months ago

        They are URBAN and JEWISH and GAY

        They got me there (working on achieving that first one tho).

  • Barabas [he/him]
    hexbear
    59
    7 months ago

    How would a walmart fit in a fifteen minute city? It takes 15 minutes to cross the parking lot.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
      hexbear
      32
      7 months ago

      Easy, you live in the parking lot. Now do you leftists understand the threat we face?

      • Wakmrow [he/him]
        hexbear
        16
        7 months ago

        You joke but Walmart parking lots are a good place to find people living in their cars ☹️

        • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
          hexbear
          9
          7 months ago

          I like that there are places to pull over and safely take a nap during a road trip or whatever, but I hate that it's only walmart.

  • Saoirse [she/her, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    58
    edit-2
    7 months ago

    I worked in retail for years right up through the pandemic, in grocery and drug stores, and it's really illuminating to experience that environment when you've already been inoculated against these taking points. Because there has been no increase in shoplifting.

    Shoplifting has always been easy and commonplace, it happens every single day and it always has. The only thing that has changed is that people who work these jobs are being fed this narrative of a shoplifting crime wave, and have become more paranoid and hostile as a response.

    In response to this cultural pressure, this propaganda effort to obscure and deflect awareness of drastically plunging buying power and general impoverishment, petty managers seeking a sense of control over perceived attacks on "their stores" (nonsense serf logic) are chaining everything to the floor. And this of course only worsens their declining sales, because why bother even trying to buy something in the store if you're doing to do so legitimately if you have to ask someone to get it for you? You might as well have it delivered tomorrow by Amazon!

    • Wheaties [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      23
      7 months ago

      This is were the Judge Dread PUNISHMENT complex just gets in the way of effective business management.

      There will always be some amount of shoplifters, and they generally fall into two categories: shoplifters of necessity, and shoplifters of thrill. Shoplifters of necessity tend to only engage in shoplifting for as long as it is the only option. Looking the other way and eating the (marginal, minuscule, rounding error) loss gives customers a chance, albeit as small one, to find their footing and return to normal shopping habits.

      Thrill seekers tend to think of about shoplifting tactically; they target small, easily concealable products and mask the theft with another purchase. If you own or manage a shop, you oughta think about it like a [high risk/low reward] loss leader for your customers -- a bonus secret all-the-time sale that, while decreasing inventory, still brings in more money than it looses.

      ...

      I know this is preaching to the choir on hexbear, but fuck me if it isn't frustrating that i - an idiot pinko liberal communism believer - have a better business sense about this than most owners/managers

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
        hexbear
        20
        7 months ago

        they generally fall into two categories

        You're forgetting me, shoplifter of principle, coming out of the store with as many stolen goods as possible as both protest of and action against the commodity form

        • Wheaties [comrade/them]
          hexbear
          12
          7 months ago

          To avoid statistical error, Shoplift Nagarjuna, who shoplifts over 10,000 products each day, has not been included in the compilation of this analysis.

          • Nagarjuna [he/him]
            hexbear
            9
            7 months ago

            Recent increase of shoplifting rhetoric is due to the inclusion of hexbear.net/c/Nagarjuna

      • Saoirse [she/her, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        12
        7 months ago

        In the last drug store I worked in, about 3 years ago, before I quit they went through the makeup department and put hanger locks on every single item in the department. A massive about of extra effort for the already laborious task of stocking that section.

        The result? Makeup continues to get stolen, but now no one buys any either, because the department never gets restocked. It's too time consuming. So the section always looks barren. Everybody just goes to sephora instead.

        I could have told them this, but who would listen to some girl with no business degree to wave around?

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
        hexbear
        12
        7 months ago

        I've heard managers complaining about shit like "every week this lady comes in and steals half the baby section and I'm not allowed to do anything!"

        Like, dude, listen to yourself.

      • @psivchaz@reddthat.com
        hexbear
        8
        7 months ago

        It's been my experience that they calculate it all stupid, then react to that miscalculation in a dumb way, and inconvenience everyone as a result.

        Suppose they have a product they buy for $8 and sell for $10. They get the number of all that got bought but not sold, which may include ones that weren't actually received or that were damaged during shipping and stocking or just left out and went bad or accidental "theft" or actual theft, and they multiply that number by $10. So now on paper they have "lost" a bunch of money to theft, even though they actually lost 20% less than the number they came up with AND they have no way to know how much of it was theft versus other shrinkage.

        Now that they have this exorbitant number, they can use it to justify buying a million anti-theft devices. Which reduces the amount people buy because those things suck, but they can blame that on shoplifters too because it's all their fault that the anti-theft devices were "needed." And in the end none of it matters anyway because 1 theft is not the same as 1 lost sale to begin with.

      • ElHexo [comrade/them]
        hexbear
        3
        7 months ago

        I mean depending on where you work, there's a lot of non-traditional remuneration water damaged items that need to be disposed of

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
      hexbear
      16
      7 months ago

      Whatever you think about Valve/Steam, Gabe was right when he said "make buying easier than stealing, and people will buy instead of stealing"

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      15
      7 months ago

      chaining everything to the floor. And this of course only worsens their declining sales

      and requires them spending more and more of their budget on needless security devices

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
    hexbear
    56
    7 months ago

    Is rank inequality and the exploitation of the working class to blame for social problems?

    No, it's the walkable cities that are wrong.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
    hexbear
    53
    7 months ago

    Lol conservatives will shit their pants over inflation and biden making gas and food expensive but then get angry that people steal?

    • emizeko [they/them]
      hexbear
      13
      7 months ago

      they want other people to follow the rules even if it means quietly dying

  • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
    hexbear
    49
    7 months ago

    Muricans are worse than serfs, we're totally alienated from each other and even ourselves out here, the serf had a quiet and realistic resignation that things would never get better, Muricans are the Steinbeck quote about the temporary embarassed millionaire delusion while living lives so wretched in some matters the serf's is enviable.

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
      hexbear
      12
      7 months ago

      Nietzsche was wrong about 'slave morality' being attributed to the left.

      grillman is worse than a slave, he's a minion, a loyal lapdog. I don't even hate him, I'm angry for him that his misplaced generosity is wasted on the ungrateful bastards of the 1%.

      grillman would take a bullet for David Koch, but David Koch would gladly sell grillman to satan for a literal penny.

    • VHS [he/him]
      hexbear
      64
      7 months ago

      Conspiracy theory among the far-right and "carnivores" that seed oil is feminizing men, ruining society, causing cell death, etc.

      • Tunnelvision [they/them]
        hexbear
        18
        7 months ago

        Lol where else did people get the fat in their diet other than nuts and seeds? You can get some from meat but not enough for daily needs.

        • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
          hexbear
          4
          edit-2
          7 months ago

          If you're ancestrally from a tropical climate, the biggest and most efficient fat sources (apart from animals) were coconuts and other highly saturated (sometimes monounsaturated) crops

          also, even the animals from tropical climates have lower total fat levels, and within that fat a higher proportion of saturated fat

          anyway the issue is more about the person's individual phenotype and the total amount of polyfats. I still eat some nuts and seeds, but I feel awful when I resume eating food cooked in "vegetable oil". (or any high polyfat oil)

          I also feel awful eating food cooked in pork grease, but solid pork meat is fine. This is probably because the grease contains a much higher amount of polyfats, while the fat left over on the solid meat is mostly monounsaturated/saturated. (polyfats are liquid at room temperature and even very cold temps, while saturated fats are solid)

          Whole foods are definitely different from eating chemically separated oils, they have higher vitamin E which ameliorates the inflammatory effects of polyfats (which turn into prostaglandins especially in African and Indian people's bodies), and they also have much less total fat in general

      • @Lophostemon@aussie.zone
        hexbear
        17
        7 months ago

        I’ve deleted my previous post because I was working on old (15 years +) knowledge. There WERE studies which seemed to show that, but I hadn’t followed the subject and apparently further expanded studies show that phytoestrogens don’t have an effect on males. I humbly stand corrected. I will not say that they do any more.

        • silent_water [she/her]
          hexbear
          10
          7 months ago

          it's funny because there's a ton of shitty companies trying to con closeted trans women into taking phytoestrogen supplements as an OTC transition drug. it's well known in trans communities that at best the dosages are too low to do anything and at worst have a straight up negative impact because phytoestrogens have an extremely weak estrogenic effect, so they block up the estrogen receptors and prevent the actual estradiol in your system from doing anything. some recent studies show that at a sufficiently high dosage, they can permanently harm breast development and the like, but the effect/sample sizes are too small to be certain yet (medical research on transition fucking sucks -- there's no funding and they operate on samples of like 10 people at a time).

        • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
          hexbear
          5
          edit-2
          7 months ago

          For the record I eat tofu maybe once a week. The seed oil issue is not the phytoestrogens, it's the polyunsaturated fat, and it's not just soybean oil it's any oil with high polyfats (corn cottonseed, etc). And it doesn't "feminize" you (chuds are just small pp and therefore obsessed with feminization), it just does bad stuff in general, depending on your phenotype

          chuds have only found out about this since 2019 or so (they are incapable of anything original), I've been avoiding them (not religiously) since 2010. And my health got a lot better after doing so. I had liver spots that disappeared after doing this and my scalp got a lot less greasy, and my hair quality improved. Behavioral changes too, much less agitated and intense and "overly focused", more flexible, higher attention span

          I also experienced similar effects when taking aspirin, which is a known inhibitor of the enzyme which transforms those polyfats into inflammatory prostaglandins. Obviously taking drugs isn't the most "natural" thing so I'd rather just lower the polyfat intake at the start of the chain

          I should also mention that I'm ancestrally from a tropical climate, and the whole point of polyunsaturated fat aka the reason it even exists, is so that it survives freezing temps which only happen in temperate climates. (think about what happens when you put coconut oil in the fridge, now imagine what that does to the coconut seed--any saturated fat crop in a temperate climate would just instantly go extinct since all its seeds would die from the fat freezing and destroying its tissues)

          So the seed oils are probably fine, and maybe even necessary, for most mayos and east asians (and probably latinos since Native Americans came from the north) who evolved eating tons of polyfat crops with no alternative. Again this is just a generalization and there are all sorts of individual phenotypes in every group

          If anything the people who need to be avoiding seed oils the most are Black and Indian people generally speaking

      • GreatWhiteNope [she/her]
        hexbear
        13
        7 months ago

        I was kind of expecting it to be a “carnivore” thing, but didn’t consider the soy boy aspect.

        Thought it was like “I only cook with lard, butter, and bacon grease because vegetables are gross”

      • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
        hexbear
        12
        7 months ago

        critical support to chronic heart disease for removing the problem after a few years

      • @Floey@lemm.ee
        hexbear
        11
        7 months ago

        Vegetable oil isn't necessarily seed oil, it could pretty much be anything. If you actually want seed oil that's cheap you should opt for canola.

        • VHS [he/him]
          hexbear
          7
          7 months ago

          Vegetable oil at the store is typically soybean, but yeah the anti-oil weirdos lump soybean, peanut, corn, etc. together with canola, sunflower, safflower, palm, etc. Unless it's lard or olive oil it's all the same to them

        • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
          hexbear
          26
          7 months ago

          Pretty sure this is debunked. Most protein powders are soy based.

          The gymbro industry wouldn't let that anywhere their workouts if it lowered testosterone.

        • Venus [she/her]
          hexbear
          24
          7 months ago

          phyto-estrogen, which is processed by humans as normal-ole’ human estrogen, having a literal and physical feminising effect on males.

          You're such a fucking rube

        • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
          hexbear
          23
          7 months ago

          Nonsense. If phytoestrogens worked the same way as human estrogen, don't you think there would be major physical differences between say, vegans and non-vegans? If consuming large amounts of phyto-estrogen could cause significant physical changes to your body, I think we would know by now.

          • Tunnelvision [they/them]
            hexbear
            23
            7 months ago

            Not to mention a lot of the worlds top weightlifters are Chinese atm and they’re eating more soy on average than their American counterparts.

        • Tunnelvision [they/them]
          hexbear
          21
          7 months ago

          Is this a bit? Because I’ve genuinely never seen one of you in the wild until right now and this isn’t the place I expected it.

        • @novibe@lemmy.ml
          hexbear
          15
          edit-2
          7 months ago

          From research I read, the phyto-estrogens have the opposite effect you’re saying. While they have a very similar structure to estrogen, they aren’t estrogen. So at most they trick the body into producing more testosterone. But phyto-estrogens, as plant hormones, obviously are not absorbed or used by our body….

    • Wertheimer [any]
      hexbear
      46
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      I only use high quality extra virgin olive oil, even when it costs $50 a bottle and is wrong for the recipe. In fact, I use it as a substitute for all liquids, including water. But the damn kids keep taking my olive oil and using it as body wash, like the ancient Greeks did. Slippery little bastards.

  • star_wraith [he/him]
    hexbear
    45
    7 months ago

    high trust society

    Never seen anyone use this term who wasn’t an outright white nationalist.

    • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml
      hexbear
      7
      edit-2
      7 months ago

      Material expression of their "high trust society" is notoriously often realized in things like McCarthysm or Gestapo. Or when Gestapo shortly after establishing was buried under such mountain of anonoymous denountiations that even Himmler got pissed and ordered to not accept them.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexbear
      39
      7 months ago

      It should be legal to steal, escape from prison, and rob a bank. All three are cool. All three have given us great movies.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    hexbear
    41
    7 months ago

    Isn't Walmart one of the richest companies in the US? Oh yeah, I'm sure shoplifting is hurting them so hard that they just HAVE to do this. Couldn't be their own greed.

    • @Spuddaccino@reddthat.com
      hexbear
      29
      7 months ago

      Walmart became one of the richest companies in the US because of stuff like this. There's a whole penny-pinching mentality built into their company structure that I haven't seen at any other retailer I've worked for, and they argue that it's how they keep their prices low.

        • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
          hexbear
          14
          7 months ago

          I think to them, it's more about sending a message.

          "Dear poors, we will force you to work for free and we will only sell anything to rich people exclusively so have fun starving to death en masse. You won't do shit about it."

        • @Spuddaccino@reddthat.com
          hexbear
          11
          7 months ago

          Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

          Maybe it costs less than paying enough for employees to give a shit about shoplifters, so it lowers shrink in that way.

          • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
            hexbear
            8
            7 months ago

            Every walmart around here has a special spot for cops to sit and watch people come and go right by the entrance. just like with employee benefits, they cut security costs by relying on the state.

  • @CrushKillDestroySwag
    hexbear
    40
    7 months ago

    Some guy said the phrase "fifteen minute city", and these incredible morons all instantly believed that every liberal city (which is basically all of them) got radically rebuilt over night.

    I guess they believed something similar when they heard the phrase "defund the police", so I can't be surprised, but still.

    • Wheaties [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      22
      7 months ago

      American politics isn't real politics, its combination Theater / Spectator Sport / Reality Television; a cinematic universe presented on blogs and through cable news sound-stages.

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
      hexbear
      15
      7 months ago

      Easy for them to believe that every city was rebuilt overnight when they already believe every city was BURNED TO THE GROUNDfrothingfash in 2020

      • NPa [he/him]
        hexbear
        10
        7 months ago

        Dear Leader Zhou Bai Den seized control of America via election fraud and immediately spent 45 trillion of OUR tax dollars on public housing and walkable cities. frothingfash

  • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    39
    edit-2
    7 months ago

    This 15 minute city conspiracy is annoying me, I've seen these protestors every day for the last two months or so protesting it....I live in a city/town you can travel across in less than 10 mins by car. It's pure brainworms.