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  • NPa [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    man wtf

    if you're gonna be a trad wife, at least pick up a few online cooking courses before you accidentally summon baphomet with this unholy bowl of humours

    • MonarchLabsOne [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Modern fascists fucking suck. They should be trying to "bring back traditional Israeli cooking" or some shit, not making a mockery of another culture's food. Fuck.

      • okay [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        You've just made me very curious about fascist cuisine in other times and places

          • okay [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            That all sounds utterly unappealing but at least it has the novelty of being thought up by pompous arty hipster douchebags who were also fascists

            • Mardoniush [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              The Soviet futurists were even wilder. I don't know what drugs they were on when they composed Victory over the Sun, but they're clearly originally designed to be used by Nyarlathotep.

          • SimAnt [any]
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            4 years ago

            holy shit

            The diners would eat in a mock aircraft, whose engines' vibrations would stimulate the appetite. The tilted seats and tables would "shake out" the diners' pre-conceived notions

            Pajamas have been prepared for the dinner, each one covered with a different material such as sponge, cork, sandpaper, or felt. […] Once all have arrived and are dressed in pajamas, they are taken to an unlit, empty room. Without being able to see, each guest chooses a dinner partner according to their tactile impression.

            The first course is a 'polyrhythmic salad,' which consists of a box containing a bowl of undressed lettuce leaves, dates and grapes. The box has a crank on the left side. Without using cutlery, the guests eat with their right hand while turning the crank with their left. This produces music to which the waiters dance until the course is finished.

  • Gorn [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Where's the fucking ramen?? You said there'd be ramen!!
    The meat is too gross, the broth is too gross, why do you have to leave your eggs wet like that, and there's no fucking ramen

    My ramen puts this ramen to shame. My ramen is perfect, noodles cooked just right.

    • culdrought [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Hard disagree on the eggs. Soft boiled eggs are delicious.

      • Gorn [they/them,he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Lmao, somebody literally downvoted you for this. And I won't, I'll upvote you, but you deserved it. Hahaha softboiled eggs are GROSS. So are over-easy and sunny-side-up eggs. Cook your damn eggs, no one wants raw eggs hahaha

  • HarryLime [any]
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    4 years ago

    I'm so puzzled at this picture. It just looks like fried chicken in a bowl with some broth and two eggs. There's no noodles, it's not ramen at all, but I sincerely have no idea what it is, or where she got the idea that it was ramen. It's so weird.

  • callovthevoid [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Return to tradition and make hot dogs and pineapple in aspic, lime jello salad or some other nasty 50s shit. :confounded face: Seriously what is that ?

      • screwthisdumbcrap [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        No, I don’t. There’s literally zero noodles visible in this picture. It just looks like fried chicken and soft boiled eggs floating in... brown.

        • HarryLime [any]
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          4 years ago

          It's one of the most confusing pictures I've ever seen. Where did she get the idea that this is what "ramen" is?

  • OptimusPrimeRib [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    What am I looking at? Where is the ramen? What's up with the eggs? The fuck is that brown shit in a cup? Abby Shapiro go on chapo food channel.

  • bewts [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Is that fried chicken... Why would you make fried chicken to put in a soup.... Its just gonna get mushy

    • Deadend [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The issue with the eggs is they are cut open. You have 1 egg. You poke that fucker and mix the yolk in with the broth.

      That broth looks horrifying. It looks like it’s just Campbell’s beef stock.

      The meat looks like chicken nuggets got dropped in.

      • asaharyev [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        No, you half assedly crimp it in half with the chopsticks. Or poke it with both chopsticks and tear it apart.

        • Deadend [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          You can do that, but it’s fun watching it all ooze out. Don’t judge me.

          Judge the monster who thought this was a bowl of ramen.

      • asaharyev [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        They look like soft boiled eggs. The whites are cooked and the yolks are runny. There's not anything wrong with them.

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              4 years ago

              I’ll forgive you for not knowing this post is from Ben shapiros shithead sister and that you’re spending this much time defending her shitty soft boiled eggs

              • asaharyev [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                I mean, you're spending a ton of time being completely wrong about cooking eggs because you don't like someone. But ok.

        • BeanBoy [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          Yes putting an egg in boiling water and taking it out at the wrong time is indeed the bare minimum of cooking food, which is the point of the post

            • BeanBoy [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              In the brutal, unforgiving world of food posting there is no room for your idealist egg yolk relativism. Either the yolk is correct or it is incorrect.

            • asaharyev [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Runny eggs are what you're gonna see in a ramen restaurant.