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man wtf
if you're gonna be a trad wife, at least pick up a few online cooking courses before you accidentally summon baphomet with this unholy bowl of humours
Modern fascists fucking suck. They should be trying to "bring back traditional Israeli cooking" or some shit, not making a mockery of another culture's food. Fuck.
You've just made me very curious about fascist cuisine in other times and places
That all sounds utterly unappealing but at least it has the novelty of being thought up by pompous arty hipster douchebags who were also fascists
The Soviet futurists were even wilder. I don't know what drugs they were on when they composed Victory over the Sun, but they're clearly originally designed to be used by Nyarlathotep.
holy shit
The diners would eat in a mock aircraft, whose engines' vibrations would stimulate the appetite. The tilted seats and tables would "shake out" the diners' pre-conceived notions
Pajamas have been prepared for the dinner, each one covered with a different material such as sponge, cork, sandpaper, or felt. […] Once all have arrived and are dressed in pajamas, they are taken to an unlit, empty room. Without being able to see, each guest chooses a dinner partner according to their tactile impression.
The first course is a 'polyrhythmic salad,' which consists of a box containing a bowl of undressed lettuce leaves, dates and grapes. The box has a crank on the left side. Without using cutlery, the guests eat with their right hand while turning the crank with their left. This produces music to which the waiters dance until the course is finished.
The Art Assignment had a video on this, but I forget if they went into the political side of futurism.
I think the German fascists' myth making included things like cuisine.
Well no one links the original tweets anymore so I can't tell
Where's the fucking ramen?? You said there'd be ramen!!
The meat is too gross, the broth is too gross, why do you have to leave your eggs wet like that, and there's no fucking ramenMy ramen puts this ramen to shame. My ramen is perfect, noodles cooked just right.
Lmao, somebody literally downvoted you for this. And I won't, I'll upvote you, but you deserved it. Hahaha softboiled eggs are GROSS. So are over-easy and sunny-side-up eggs. Cook your damn eggs, no one wants raw eggs hahaha
I will admit to enjoying dipping my toast into a runny yolk, but I will not admit to enjoying enjoying it. It GROSS :haram:
I'm so puzzled at this picture. It just looks like fried chicken in a bowl with some broth and two eggs. There's no noodles, it's not ramen at all, but I sincerely have no idea what it is, or where she got the idea that it was ramen. It's so weird.
Return to tradition and make hot dogs and pineapple in aspic, lime jello salad or some other nasty 50s shit. :confounded face: Seriously what is that ?
No, I don’t. There’s literally zero noodles visible in this picture. It just looks like fried chicken and soft boiled eggs floating in... brown.
It's one of the most confusing pictures I've ever seen. Where did she get the idea that this is what "ramen" is?
What am I looking at? Where is the ramen? What's up with the eggs? The fuck is that brown shit in a cup? Abby Shapiro go on chapo food channel.
Drawing blood from this person must be like using a caulk gun.
Is that fried chicken... Why would you make fried chicken to put in a soup.... Its just gonna get mushy
The issue with the eggs is they are cut open. You have 1 egg. You poke that fucker and mix the yolk in with the broth.
That broth looks horrifying. It looks like it’s just Campbell’s beef stock.
The meat looks like chicken nuggets got dropped in.
No, you half assedly crimp it in half with the chopsticks. Or poke it with both chopsticks and tear it apart.
You can do that, but it’s fun watching it all ooze out. Don’t judge me.
Judge the monster who thought this was a bowl of ramen.
They look like soft boiled eggs. The whites are cooked and the yolks are runny. There's not anything wrong with them.
I’ll forgive you for not knowing this post is from Ben shapiros shithead sister and that you’re spending this much time defending her shitty soft boiled eggs
I mean, you're spending a ton of time being completely wrong about cooking eggs because you don't like someone. But ok.
This site is not CTH unfortunately
People do not irony post here
Yes putting an egg in boiling water and taking it out at the wrong time is indeed the bare minimum of cooking food, which is the point of the post
In the brutal, unforgiving world of food posting there is no room for your idealist egg yolk relativism. Either the yolk is correct or it is incorrect.
I don't boil eggs at home because it makes the whole house humid in the morning. But I like runny eggs. As soon as the white is solid, serve the eggs.
