• VolcelPolice [any]
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    4 years ago

    First we defeated those who wanted AOC feet pics. Now Klobuchar threatens all we stand for. The volcel police are putting their foot down now.

    • Lerios [hy/hym]
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      4 years ago

      putting their foot down

      OwO please do 👅👅💦

  • Healthcare_pls [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    U.S. Senator posts feet pics on main while country is ravaged by virus.

    This is it, right? This is the proof that we’re in a simulation, right??? This can’t be real, right?!

    • redthebaron [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      i have watched the dnc today and i will say this is not even the weirdest thing today it was like a fucking funeral

        • redthebaron [he/him]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          the funniest bit that actually made me lose my shit laughing was a montage that they made to the sound of celebration while showing people on their homes clapping for biden, like it was such a strong distopia imagery, wild shit. the worst part was when they started to talk healthcare it is just biden listening to people who he literally fucked over and refuses to do anything about and then going to a man who got ASL talking about his struggle then cut to present day this man is on a wheelchair like stephen haking's talking through a machine saying that people deserve healthcare, in a event to a dude whose whole thing is NO HEALTHCARE FOR YOU I WILL VETO THIS SHIT IF YOU EVEN TRY, it was really bleak and it just felt cruel, like every sentence he said all i could think was "i wish you had free healthcare" it was the most depressing shit

    • goldsound [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I thought Hawking was a bit of a loon for believing this. Now I wish he was still jacked in so I could apologize.

  • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]
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    4 years ago

    Joe, not to be outdone, will prop up his bare feet right in front of the camera. Mainstream news coverage will soleley discuss whether his bunions are "presidential" for the next week while COVID sweeps through public schools across the nation

    • cadence [they/them,she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Okay, that does it. @Beatnik, idea for the site: Lemmy Gold. If I like the comment then I can donate to mutual aid and put a sticker on the comment.

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        If you do implement gold, make half of it go to a non controversial leftist org like Verso or Food not Bombs or something.

        • Cysioland [he/him,comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          Make all of it go to some org. So that giving gold is not enriching our hexbear bois, but rather helping comrades in need.

  • a_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]
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    4 years ago

    O I WROTE BACK AND SO I WROTE BACK AND SO I WROTE BACK AND SO I WROTE BACK AND SO I WROTE BACK

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  • vorenza [any]
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    4 years ago

    I'm going to bet she has one intern that hates her and/or is too horny and convinced her that this is a good idea

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Honestly what makes this weirder is the fact that she has her shoes next to the makeshift podium. Like she had shoes on when she walked up to it and then though "fuck it, I'm standing here barefoot."

    • kilternkafuffle [any]
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      4 years ago

      That's part of the staging. She doesn't want to look like a shoeless peasant. She wants to look like a relaxed middle-class lady, who has fancy shoes, but can choose to take them off. Voters relate to that shit.