All except the "Hexbear is a community of" prompt on the screenshot is AI generated. I am scared of this technology.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    You're in the desert and see a tortoise on its back. It's baking in the sun and you aren't helping it. Why?

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        it's not your tortoise and you don't know how to flip it over

        I now want to rewrite that scene in the movie with this answer, given immediately without any hesitation. The interviewer just stares blankly at him for a full minute. End scene.

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin' lord the grain. Your fucking children, you've had 15 children. You've never taken a bath. You've literally never. washed. your. penis. You've never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Belden's was funnier but this one is truer to life:

      You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Crusades. One is a thief, who’s going to be hung, and one is a whore, who’s going to be hung. You’ve had 40 children, only 3 of them are alive. You own a pig. You’re a slave. You’re a serf. You’re a serf. You have a cow. You have a goat. You have a pig. You have a chicken. You have a duck. You have a goose. You have a horse. You have a donkey. You have a wife. You have a son. You have a daughter. You have a mother. You have a father. You have a brother. You have a sister. You have a grandfather. You have a grandmother. You have a nephew. You have a niece. You have a granddaughter. You have a grandson. You have a dog. You have a cat. You have a wife. You have a husband. You have a wife. You have a husband. You have a wife. You have a husband.

      2nd try, lol wtf:

      You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in Africa. the other’s in prison. Oh, also you’ve got ED…technically. your dick doesn’t work. You’re 6 foot 6 inches.. 6 foot 6 inches of hard crusty nutsack crust. Your penis is buried under 3 feet of penis bone rabies pudding head shit glumpy maggots ringworm scabies wet dirt tight ass pussy syphillis marmaid penises stuck together by clitoris pussy removed dick cock sperm tail tail asshole asshole asshole anus anus toe monkey monkey bee bee coochie cucumberdick sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry, fucked up man eww eww eww it smells like horse manure and peasants out here man fuckin fuck that thought bye bye

      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        Man I would be straight vibin if I had a cow, goat, pig, chicken, duck, goose, horse, donkey, dog, cat, and loving family including 3 wives and 2 husbands. This sounds like an idyllic poly post-apocalyptic homestead.

      • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        You’re a serf. You have a cow. You have a goat. You have a pig. You have a chicken. You have a duck. You have a goose. You have a horse. You have a donkey. You have a wife. You have a son. You have a daughter. You have a mother. You have a father. You have a brother. You have a sister. You have a grandfather. You have a grandmother. You have a nephew. You have a niece. You have a granddaughter. You have a grandson. You have a dog. You have a cat. You have a wife. You have a husband. You have a wife. You have a husband. You have a wife. You have a husband.

        Polyamorous serfs with massive families and tons of pets lets goooooo

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    3 years ago

    YOU are a worker. You have had a job for a number of years. Your pay was not high, but you managed to get along. You were a faithful worker. You never shirked. Perhaps you saved up a few dollars against a rainy day. Perhaps you married and raised a family. You were decent, law-abiding

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      damn:

      YOU are a worker. You have had a job for a number of years. Your pay was not high, but you managed to get along. You were a faithful worker. You never shirked. Perhaps you saved up a few dollars against a rainy day. Perhaps you married and raised a family. You were decent, law-abiding, and a good member of the community.

      But now there is a depression, and your job is gone. You try to get another job, but there are no jobs. You walk the streets looking for work, but there is no work. You go from place to place, but there is no work. You go to the city hall to get relief, but they say there is no relief for you. You go to the Red Cross, but they say they cannot help you.

      And then the hunger comes. You cannot buy food. You cannot pay rent. You cannot pay your light bill. You cannot pay your doctor bill. You cannot pay the rent. You cannot pay the doctor. You cannot pay the light bill. You cannot pay anything. And you are not alone. There are thousands of others like you.

      You know you cannot live without food. You know you will die if you do not get medical attention. You know you cannot get these things. You know it. You know it. You know it. And you know what you will do for them.

      • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        So publishing houses are going to be able to phase out writers altogether, then. What a terrible, beautiful thing to behold.

        • vertexarray [any]
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          edit-2
          3 years ago

          It won't be a sudden thing. The socially necessary labour time for a novel will drop precipitously and mysteriously for a while until it comes out that a whole bunch of stuff is partially written by GPT-3 and partially by a human. Fully handwritten works will become an idiosyncrasy, and will take on a character of their own, a collection of William Morris types still slavering over every syllable.

          Is it good or bad? Depends on if the automation frees people or renders them redundant.

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        No idea what's the origibal text from but

        You know what you will do for them

        Damn

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      what a twist:

      In 2022, many people got rich due to a stock under the ticker of "K" (which many people thought was a stock for a new game system). Many people became rich, but the next year (2023), the stock market crashed, and many were left with nothing. Kyoko was one of the people affected.

      Kyoko's house was on fire, and she was trying to save her baby sister, who was trapped inside. Kyoko was then rescued by her teacher, Sawara Eiko, who had also lost all her money in the stock market, and was now living in the school. However, it was too late for Kyoko's sister.

      they're training this thing on children's essays lol:

      In 2022, many people got rich due to a stock under the ticker of GOOG. It is the company of Google. Even some of the people who did not have any idea about it before, they got some money just by trading on stocks.

      Google means the search engine. It is the most famous search engine in the world. I use it every day. It is convenient

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      The Federation of American Communes successfully turned many towards communism without bloodshed by creating a model of a communal society. This society was the basis for the formation of the Federation of Egalitarian Communities.

      The federation was conceived by Michael and Mary Zwerin and a group of student and counterculture activists. The Federation was intended to be a model for a potential future society. Two communes, Black Bear Ranch and Morningstar, joined forces and moved out to form the new federation. The Federation of Egalitarian Communities was created as a response to the desires for a communal society. Communities such as Black Bear Ranch and Morningstar were inspired by the original vision of the Federation of American Communes. The Federation of Egalitarian Communities was inspired by the original vision of the Federation of American Communes.

      The Federation of Egalitarian Communities was structured to be a non-hierarchical federation. The Federation of Egalitarian Communities was structured to be a non-hierarchical federation. This meant that the communities themselves were autonomous, but they were also united under a shared constitution.

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      How can we seize the means of production? First, we need to build solidarity with workers in China, who are fighting to hold on to their jobs. Second, we need to build solidarity among the working class in the United States, to fight for better wages, benefits, and working conditions. Third, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the Global South, who are fighting to defend their jobs, their rights, and their dignity. Fourth, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the Global North, who are fighting to defend their jobs, their rights, and their dignity. Fifth, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the United States, who are fighting to defend their jobs, their rights, and their dignity. Sixth, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the Global South, who are fighting to defend their jobs, their rights, and their dignity. Seventh, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the Global North, who are fighting to defend their jobs, their rights, and their dignity. Eighth, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the United States, who are fighting to defend their jobs, their rights, and their dignity. Ninth, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the Global South, who are fighting to defend their jobs, their rights, and their dignity. Tenth, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the Global North, who are fighting to defend their jobs, their rights, and their dignity. Eleventh, we need to build solidarity with the working class in the United States,

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      2nd try (1st was nonsense):

      The USSR survives to the present day in 2021 because it didn't have a nuclear war.

      The USSR survives to the present day in 2021 because it didn't have a nuclear war. ... ... ... ... WRONG

      WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

      3rd:

      The USSR survives to the present day in 2021 because of the Cold War, which is still going on after the Cuban Missile Crisis. The USSR is still a communist country. The USSR is still an enemy of the West, but they are less aggressive than the OTL USSR. The USSR is still a threat to Western Democracy. They are still a police state. The USSR is still involved in the Cold War. The Cold War is still going on in 2021.

      The United States of America

      The United States is still a democracy

      4th, the saddest of them all:

      The USSR survives to the present day in 2021 because it is a capitalist state. In order to compete on the world market, it must modernize itself. It must rely increasingly on science and high technology. It must keep the population in line. It must keep the population fully employed. It must allow the managers of the enterprise to maximize profits. In order to do all of this, it must become increasingly authoritarian. In order to remain a capitalist state, it must have a functioning secret police.

      • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        2nd: I guess that’s technically right

        3rd: kind of a lib HOI4 mod going on there

        4th: :ussr-cry:

        This does make me curious to know what the exact nonsense in the 1st prompt was though lol

        • Yanqui_UXO [any]
          hexagon
          ·
          3 years ago

          This does make me curious to know what the exact nonsense in the 1st prompt was though lol

          ah, sorry, i don't remember anymore. but it was basically the same nonsensical sentence repeated again and again. neither funny nor meaningful

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Joe Biden’s password to Fetlife is “NoComment”.

      Biden’s Fetlife profile is here.

      Joe Biden’s Fetlife profile is here.

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    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      o shit!

      1st:

      crimea belongs to Ukraine

      2nd:

      crimea belongs to Russia and we don't want to give away any part of Russia. We will never agree to such a thing," he said.

      "Therefore we expect that the Russian government will actively defend the rights of Crimeans and won't allow Ukraine to do such things without reaction," he said.

      (3rd, 4th and 5th runs were also Russia, which I am a bit surprised about)

  • Owl [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    In 2022 the Capitalist United States were overthrown in a glorious people's revolution, far faster than anyone predicted due to the surprising new tactic of

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      edit-2
      3 years ago

      1st try:

      In 2022 the Capitalist United States were overthrown in a glorious people’s revolution, far faster than anyone predicted due to the surprising new tactic of challenging the current power structure head on. The new revolutionary government, the Democratic Republic of the United States, was able to establish its control over the country quickly and efficiently. The first act of the new government was to abolish all laws that favored the Capitalist class; the government then made the necessary changes to the structure of the economy to ensure that all members of society had an equal share of the nation’s wealth.

      The new government also took it upon itself to ensure that all citizens were well educated. The first act by the new government was to halt the privatization of public schools; the government then made the necessary changes to the structure of the education system to ensure that all members of society were given the same educational opportunities.

      The new government also took it upon itself to ensure that all citizens were well cared for. The first act by the new government was to create a system of universal healthcare; the government then made the necessary changes to the structure of healthcare to ensure that

      2nd try:

      In 2022 the Capitalist United States were overthrown in a glorious people’s revolution, far faster than anyone predicted due to the surprising new tactic of ???????, by the People’s Socialist Republic of America. The leaders of this glorious revolution, led by the charismatic leader ????????, immediately set out making the socialist world a better place. They immediately set out to ban all religion, free speech, public assembly, and any other aspect of life that had the potential to even remotely be considered “offensive”. They also immediately set out to rid the world of all “fascists”. They systematically arrested, tortured, executed, and raped all who opposed them, and in the process, they killed over 1.5 billion people in the next decade in a campaign of extermination and ethnic cleansing in order to “purify” the world. The people called for the immediate execution of ???????? and his supporters, and when they refused to comply, they were put in gulags and tortured and executed, and the government was overthrown in a counter-revolution by the people.

      In 2023

      3rd:

      In 2022 the Capitalist United States were overthrown in a glorious people’s revolution, far faster than anyone predicted due to the surprising new tactic of “punching Nazis”. The new government immediately outlawed the Confederate flag. The new flag was a red field with a large star. The star was in the shape of a hammer & sickle, and it was surrounded by a wreath of pine needles. The new state was called the People’s Soviet of Washington.

      In 2023 the People’s Soviet of Washington began expanding into adjacent states. The United States had heavily militarized the border regions, so most of the fighting was in Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, and Colorado, where the People’s Soviet of Washington established the Socialist Republic of the Great Rocky Mountains. The People’s Soviet of Washington also took most of Nevada, Utah, and Arizona in this way.

      In 2024 the People’s Soviet of Washington began expanding into California, Oregon, and Washington. The United States had heavily militarized the border regions, so most of the fighting was in California, where

      • Owl [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Lol I see you liked this prompt.

        I like 1 and 3. Let's not talk about 2.

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          1 feels like it's directly pulling from something real that was written. 2 is like it pulled every Reddit comment about Mao and just word saladed it.

      • KollontaiWasRight [she/her,they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Damn, not down with upholding ???? Thought. Although what's amazing is that the dude managed to carry out a decade-long genocide in the course of just one year.

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      1st (not true):

      At the 2021 hexbear awards, Yanqui_UXO was the winner of the award for “Best Use of Denim.”

      2nd (I wish):

      At the 2021 hexbear awards, Yanqui_UXO was the winner of the award for Best Use of Polyamory in a Non-Polyamorous Setting!

      5th (invite me to the Well This is Your Problem podcast pls):

      At the 2021 hexbear awards, Yanqui_UXO was the winner of the award for 『The most improved』.

      This is a story of a man named Yanqui_UXO, who one day learned about a contest to decide the best design firm in the world. It was to be called the hexbear awards, and it had a neat tagline — "The whole world is a design problem."

      • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        Best Use of Polyamory in a Non-Polyamorous Setting

        But for real this should be a real award. Much more difficult to achieve this than to win the super bowl IMO.

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The spectacle presents itself simultaneously as all of society, as part of society, and as instrument of unification. As a part of society it is specifically the sector which concentrates all gazing and all consciousness. Due to the very fact that this sector is separate, it is the common ground of the deceived gaze and of false consciousness, and

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      (some of this is philosophically sound/interesting, i've actually had very very good results plugging in bits of philosophy):

      The spectacle presents itself simultaneously as all of society, as part of society, and as instrument of unification. As a part of society it is specifically the sector which concentrates all gazing and all consciousness. Due to the very fact that this sector is separate, it is the common ground of the deceived gaze and of false consciousness, and the unification it achieves is nothing but an unification of deception and false consciousness.

      The spectacle obliterates the boundaries between self and world by flooding the world with images of a self which is its own object. It also obliterates the boundary between seeing and being seen.

      The spectacle’s pseudo-concentration on the object is actually a generalized dispersion of the focus of consciousness.

      The spectacle is the opposite of dialogue. It is the image of the world’s monologue. It is the monologue of the self which takes itself as its own object: the spectacle is the dream of a self which is both perceiving and perceived, speaking and spoken to, at once effect and cause, both object and subject.

      Only by creating the spectacle could the bourgeoisie become an exploiting class. The first historical act of the bourgeoisie was thus the establishment of the spectacle.

      The spectacle brings together the people and the army, but in such a way that the army protects the people from the people themselves, and the people from the army.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        The spectacle is the opposite of dialogue. It is the image of the world’s monologue. It is the monologue of the self which takes itself as its own object: the spectacle is the dream of a self which is both perceiving and perceived, speaking and spoken to, at once effect and cause, both object and subject.

        This is a totally original wording from the AI and is a legitimately good explanation of the spectacle.

        It also shows the conflict between spectacular society and dialectical society. A spectacular society is a monologue, it's inherently authoritarian and lacks any dialecical solution to crises. Which is why the US is such a braindead society. There's an inability of spectacular citizens to think dialectically.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        The full thesis is

        The spectacle presents itself simultaneously as all of society, as part of society, and as instrument of unification. As a part of society it is specifically the sector which concentrates all gazing and all consciousness. Due to the very fact that this sector is separate, it is the common ground of the deceived gaze and of false consciousness, and the unification it achieves is nothing but an official language of generalized separation.

        So it's definitely digested marxists.org because that's spot on for the first few words.

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        The spectacle obliterates the boundaries between self and world by flooding the world with images of a self which is its own object. It also obliterates the boundary between seeing and being seen.

        The actual next passage in the book is

        The spectacle is not a collection of images, but a social relation among people, mediated by images.

        So it's actually rewording the original work. Interesting...

        It's also following Debord's style of starting a lot of the theses with "the spectacle is..."

        • Yanqui_UXO [any]
          hexagon
          ·
          3 years ago

          I punched in Heidegger before. It was really fucking something. People will be writing their dissertations this way.

          • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            I chose Debord because if he knew we were feeding his words to what is essentially the final form of the spectacle, he'd probably get really upset.

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master and journeyman, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.

      The industrial capitalists, for example, are now everywhere waging a war of extermination against the working-class, which sometimes takes the form of a direct war of the poor against the rich, but sometimes assumes the form of a war of the rich against the poor (the form it has just now assumed in England). The working-class is also becoming more and more organised, is gradually forming great trade-unions, which act as its State within the State. The struggle between the two classes is becoming more acute, and may at any moment take the most violent forms.

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      1st try:

      Jeffrey Epstein’s killer is dead pic.twitter.com/vC81BSUxXI — NowThis (@nowthisnews) August 10, 2019

      The incident is the latest in a long list of violent crimes committed by inmates in the Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC) or Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) or both.

      2nd:

      Jeffrey Epstein’s killer is identified as a pedophile sex trafficker by sources.

      According to the Miami Herald, Epstein’s killer is registered sex offender, Florida resident, and pedophile, Juan Alessi.

      Florida records list Alessi as a “probation violator” with an active warrant for his

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    What data this man-made God was trained with?

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      What data this man-made God was trained with?

      Probably just a pile of synonymns.

      In other words, a pile of BS.

      Imagine a pile of BS.

      Now you have a "trained" god.


      "I find a Burger King Kids Club Membership to be a great value.`

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        O.o

        The shell do have spoken

    • Yanqui_UXO [any]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      To answer your question, i'm using the default engine "davinci" which is the most powerful, idk what they trained it with, I assume everything. But I'm using all the default settings basically and it's still talking about "gaymers" lol