I hate these stupid ass motherfuckers. Yellowjackets will leave you alone if you leave them alone, simple as that.

I have a nest of them in my garden currently, they took over a compost bin. I went right up to them and was fucking around with the compost before realizing they were there. They started swarming so I immediately stopped moving, then after a few seconds, slowly took my hand out, waited a few more seconds, then put the lid back on the bin and secured it, then slowly backed away. Didn't get stung at all even though I basically touched some of them and messed with their shelter.

But no these Big Tough Manly Men™ on reddit.com are so scared of them that they will burn them alive, drown them, stomp on them, poison them, etc. Fucking pathetic.

ETA: Read up, libs

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    There's an entire subreddit dedicated to hating deer with endless videos of them being splattered by cars or otherwise injuring themselves

    Also, if wasps don't want to be killed why didn't they become bumblebees instead :kubrick-stare:

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      There’s an entire subreddit dedicated to hating deer with endless videos of them being splattered by cars or otherwise injuring themselves

      That's some serial killer shit.

        • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          Apparently snuff compilations of murdering furry critters was an entire VHS tape genre

          https://youtu.be/ZmRs1QjHU-k?t=384

          (Link to Best of the Worst ep, not an example of a video, though CW, there's some censored animal gore)

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      3 years ago

      Now I am opposed to deer in that there are too many without a natural wolf population or human hunters keeping them in check, and they are capitalism's greatest ally in destroying american forests. However, I am not here to see them suffer or exacting pleasure from their pain, that's monstrous. If these people actually cared about deer overpopulation they would be protesting in favor of increasing wolf populations or become hunters and reduce the population directly. Instead they are snuff porn enthusiasts who enjoy feeling more powerful than a literal animal with no judgement.

      • ShadowTheBasedHog [des/pair]
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        3 years ago

        They would also be protesting against deer farms run by hunting companies to keep the wild game population up.

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          3 years ago

          yeah. The only valid reason for those is to fight deer wasting, but they usually aren't run well enough to fight that.

      • Biggay [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        they are capitalism’s greatest ally in destroying american forests

        Can you explain this please?

        • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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          3 years ago

          deer prefer to eat saplings or fresh growth over established trees or old growth. In a healthy forest, they help prevent an excess of trees from overusing resources, while wolf populations keep them from eating all the new growth. Because wolves have been driven out of many places and have low numbers, they cannot keep down deer populations, and the perspective that deer are somehow sweet or innocent makes a lot of people hesitant to kill them when they would not balk at slaughtering a cougar or a wolf on their property. Because of this, attempts are reforestation in america are often stymied by the massive deer population feasting on the new growth and young trees, and the constant encroachment of suburbs keeps expanding both the exposed outer edge of the forest and places where deer are not predated. The best solution is to destroy suburbs and urban sprawl, reintroduce wolves and have massive breeding programs, and modify our wood consumption habits. The fastest solution would be to increase deer consumption and hunting or introduce more deer anti-breeding programs(making deer sterile or infertile, which has shown some success I think). america is taking neither course because of course it's not, so the problem just gets worse.

  • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Love to see people being downvoted for pointing out that wasps/yellowjackets have a vital role to play as members of their ecosystem. There is also the wonderful accepted wisdom that somehow non-native honeybees are “the good bug” unlike wasps. It reminds me of how the “save the bees” urban beekeeping craze is squeezing the limited resources available to native bees. Why the fuck is ecological management not centrally planned? :honk-enraged:

    Lest you call a Redditor ignorant or try to broaden their worldview though. They are not ignorant. They have a huge folder of I Fucking Love Science memes and have seen every video of Neil deGrasse Tyson. They know shit.

    • steve5487 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Why the fuck is ecological management not centrally planned

      ecological management would probably be more efficient if it was locally run by people who know about the native wildlife just because a central government isn't really that capable of making small adjustments to specific local criteria

      • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        True, especially given the scale of the US (which is still something I struggle with comprehending at times). I guess the thing I’m grasping for is some degree informed planning to it that is delegated from a position of authority - to prevent counterproductive, undirected acts of good intention happening (like urban beekeeping).

        • steve5487 [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          yeah a bunch of random good intentioned people who know nothing about what's helpful is also not ideal

      • pocket_tofu [she/her,fae/faer]
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        3 years ago

        Native bees are generally solitary and don't produce honey. People are looking to exploit honeybees and pretend they're good for doing so

    • baby_trump [undecided]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Did you move or tense up when it landed on you? Not saying you did anything intentional to provoke it but sometimes when they land on you if there's any sudden movement or your muscles tense enough, they'll perceive a threat and sting.

      • jabrd [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Wasps are the cops of the animal kingdom confirmed

        • steve5487 [none/use name]
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          3 years ago

          no cause once you learn how to handle a wasp being nearby you're reliably safe from wasps

          also it's a wasp it's incapable of knowing better

        • baby_trump [undecided]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          I post an example of redditors being reactionary fucking idiots and every dumbass nerd on this site comes in here like "uhmm ackshually wasps are evil and must be exterminated you are a eugenicist and are making them out to be noble savages" I'm fucking pissed!!

          Someone literally unironically referred to a motherfucking garden as a eugenics program do you see the caliber of people I'm interacting with here?

          • ShadowTheBasedHog [des/pair]
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            3 years ago

            It’s not the majority of people here. I’ve just noticed some of your posts in general occasionally shift into weird troll territory. Something to keep in mind if you’re not sus and working to communicate better like we all are.

            I’m only posting this because I think you’re probably cool and just used to having to slug it out on reddit lol

            • baby_trump [undecided]
              hexagon
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              3 years ago

              I just have little patience from having to deal with shitheads all day at work. Plus I have high standards for this place and am very irritated when people break out the liberalism.

              But I appreciate your words and will tone it down.

              • ShadowTheBasedHog [des/pair]
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                3 years ago

                Yeah, I def get that. This site is on the whole pretty solid, but I generally just expect folks to have different brainworms they’ll need to work through (myself included). If you’re also on the more left side of the eco movement like I am, then I totally empathize it can be frustrating. We have a lot of education work to do.

                And no probs. I’ve just noticed the mods here (correctly) ban users who become too harsh (check the modlog entries for “hostile”) and I’ve been guilty of that in the past on previous (now banned) accounts lol

                Also I don’t know why I used so many parentheses in this comment, but hopefully you get what I'm going for hah

  • SolidaritySplodarity [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Yellowjackets can get territorial and attack you relatively unprompted. It depends on where you are relative to their nest and whether there is food nearby.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    If I was less allergic or they were less aggressive we could cohabitate peacefully. Fortunately there aren't a ton in my area normally so I don't usually run into them and they haven't tried to set up shop where I've lived.

  • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    so wait are you just not using your compost bin anymore because the yellow jackets did some land reform on it?

    • baby_trump [undecided]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I've got three of them so it's nbd. I'm getting more benefit from them hanging around and eating pests (the cabbage worms have been especially bad this year and jackets eat them) than missing one bin's worth of compost for a season.

      Also it's still composting even with them living there, just slower because I can't turn it. When they eventually move out or die off I'll still have some good compost. Enriched by the jackets even!

      • Barabas [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        What would you do if you didn't have 3 compost bins?

      • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Neat.

        I think sometimes these bugs gotta be removed because kids will try to injure themselves anyway possible, but you also can leave them alone like here.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    so like, you know there are multiple genera and species under the common name "yellow jacket" in North America, right?

    I mean, congrats on your magic garden where all live in harmony under your benevolent eugenics program, but territorial behavior and aggression have variability even within a single hive and species. you're not the hymenoptera whisperer just because you haven't gotten popped yet. the real test of your non-aggression pact will be when a colony sets up next to an exterior door.

  • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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    3 years ago

    the hatred for wasps is just unreal. They are a vital part of the ecosystem that is actively reducing the amount of mosquitos and other pests around you, but you have to whinge because they'll sting you when you are actively being a nuisance.

      • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        It’s a “eat or starve” type thing.

        I hope I don't get beaten for this opinion but this is why I'm not vegan. I'm completely against factory farming and gluttonous overconsumption (I feel sick when I see right wing people posting their four times a day red meat meals, wtf) but I mean in nature animals kill and/or eat each other all the time, often brutally. Its always seemed to me just a natural, unavoidable part of life, like death. I think it just has to be done with intention and respect...

        • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          I mean in nature animals kill and/or eat each other all the time,

          Animals do a lot of horrific shit to each other that you would rightfully condemn me for doing to any animal. This is simply not a valid argument.

        • HeckHound [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I’m really glad that you’re opposed to factory farming, and I’m not trying to say you’re a bad person or lecture you or anything, but I don’t think you’ve thought through the full implications of your moral reasoning for slaughtering animals. I think it raises a number of questions that you may not have directly considered but might be helpful to think about.

          If it’s ok for us to kill animals because some other animals kill each other, then why would it be wrong to rape or torture animals when some animals do these things as well? Why is only killing justified by this reasoning and not other actions we’d consider harmful as well?

          If this reasoning is supposed to apply to all animals, then why would, say, a hawk killing a dove justify me killing more doves? Do the doves lose the right to live simply because other animals kill them?

          Why would humans be exempt from being killed for food when we know many humans kill and/or eat other animals all the time, often brutally? After all, it’s not like anyone is advocating for just eating animals which have killed other animals, so it wouldn’t matter if the individual human had killed anyone, just that other humans had done so.

          Would you be ok with being hunted and killed by a billionaire cannibal as long as he did it with “intention and respect”? How are your reasons for not wanting that to happen to yourself different from those of a deer or dove being hunted when the hunter can thrive on a vegan diet instead?

          These were just some of the questions I had to work through when I started trying to form my own moral opinions on animal exploitation, and it’s fine to not have all the answers right now but I’d strongly encourage you to keep thinking on it. I also think it’s important to remember that “humans” and “animals” are not two entirely separate categories of beings, and that animals are not a monolithic group that all have the same behaviors and capabilities.

      • D3FNC [any]
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        3 years ago

        Guy come on, link directly to the man not a click bait aggregator. He has HUNDREDS OF DAILY UPLOADS where he gives dozens of raccoons heart disease and diabetes with hundreds of frozen hot dogs.

        https://youtube.com/c/JamesBlackwoodRaccoonWhisperer

        People (can be) so wonderful. I love the fact he's a retired mountie, and this all takes place in a Canada with no starlight tours, where Trailer Park Boys was a documentary. One time on the live feed he was heartedly arguing with a game warden about this practice and the warden was like LOOK AT THAT RACCOON HE'S TOO FAT TO WALK as some Goliath trash panda cartman-waddled down the steps and fell, and the warden instantly realized he had inadvertently hurt this very large gentleman's feelings.

        God. Almost takes the pain of the last two years away.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      keeping a reasonable perimeter of mowed lawn

      :bugs-no:

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I mean, I have a crippling phobia of bees and wasps and even I don't go out of my way to try and kill them if I see them outside

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Oh boy time to break out the European wasp vs Africanized bee discussion on how naming conventions for flying insects are used to ingrain racialized colonial sentiment