• queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    Imagine a world where Trump wins the electoral college but gets less than 30% of the popular vote because the liberal states took him off the ballot.

    • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      you really almost dont even need to try all that hard to imagine that happening, either.

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    I think the Supreme Court is gonna come down on the side of not letting states determine who gets put on the ballot. It’s way too destabilizing (in a “bad for capital” kind of way) because once you open that door every state with a trifecta in state govt is gonna remove the opposing presidential candidate, guaranteed. Well, the GOP will at least.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      I have theories based on shitty premises:

      Worst thing that could happen - supreme court allows it, leftists put people in a state government and the fucking gestapo comes in and goes really mask off with the crumbling democracy

      Therefore the funniest thing that could happen - libs respond to gestapo singing Hamilton songs. It causes the supreme court to change their mind but not before all the leftists close to power are ousted

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I think the most likely thing the US supreme Court will say is:

      Ah, not so fast, he wasn't convicted. And yeah not everyone in the civil war was convicted but this is the most important guy. You can only do this to presidents who have been convicted. We're even being fair, you see, because Florida or whoever has to put Biden back on the ballot!

    • ashinadash [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      the Supreme Court is gonna come down

      Surely the STATES RIGHTS gutterremoved will shriek about this being an authoritarian Big Government move, right? Because they're always on about small government... right?

      • 420stalin69
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        11 months ago

        The body that decides when the scotus has jurisdiction is scotus. If the states choose to disobey a scotus ruling then either Biden sends in the army to enforce it OR red states simply don’t list Dems and blue states simply don’t list GOP and we wind up with an Avignon president.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Character idea: guy who doesn't care about politics but goes vote for Trump to 'set things right.'

    • the_kid
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      11 months ago

      this isn't even a character, this is going to be half of the voters in 2024

      "I don't like Trump, but it's not right what they're doing to him"

      • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        yea

        At least it'll be funny watching Biden lose to the only man less fit for the job.

        • Teekeeus
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          • CrimsonSage [any]
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            11 months ago

            I know biden is more fit because I have seen him on a bike, doesn't Trump believe exercise wastes your orgone energy ir something so you die sooner?

            • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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              11 months ago

              Bit idea: guy who cares deeply about who is fit for the office of POTUS, but takes it to literally mean physical fitness.

              This guy may or may not have violated his Volcel pledge in his shorts when Biden challenged Trump to a push-up contest during the 2020 debates.

              • booty [he/him]
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                11 months ago

                Yeah that was me, I spent like a week in horny jail bonk

  • edge [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    I really really want to see some third party seriously take on Biden in states without Trump on the ballot. It would be hilarious if they manage to win a state and fuck up the electoral college, leaving no winner.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      MFW the closest thing there is to a relevant third party are the fucking libertarians, who are just republicans who haven't read The Turner Diaries yet.

      • LeylaLove [she/her, love/loves]
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        11 months ago

        Libertarians are at least closer to us than the other parties. I was raised by a conspiracy libertarian, and while I don't even talk to my Dad anymore, I can firmly say that the values he distilled in me as a child are what made me a communist. He was more critical over American intervention than anybody else I've ever met, he was the first person I saw critically support the national self determination of the Taliban. He was even better on China than most people in the States, constantly asking if I actually believed the bullshit on the TV. He was overall anti-China, but knew way more about the nation than I've heard from any other westerner, including calling the Black Book bullshit while criticizing China. If I talked him into it, he'd even be able to admit that Mao was a net good for China as a nation.

        I'm probably wrong large scale, but I feel like I've seen a certain earnest conviction amongst American libertarians. As if they have decent values at heart, but have given into capitalist brainworms. I've shown many libertarians Marx, because Marx is just spitting straight facts in the first two volumes of Kapital, there's barely even an emotional argument there it's just pure facts. Usually have to synthesize what he's saying, but they usually agree with Marx's criticisms after having it translated.

        In America, Libertarians are the most valuable people to convert. They're already leaving America's party system, and consider both parties to be controlled opposition. All you have to do is shift their window with Marx (or Lenin, depends on the person) and they will shift.

        • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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          11 months ago

          Libertarians in my (somewhat significant) experience are an even mix of:

          1. Republicans who are embarassed by reactionary social positions, but who reliably support Republicans because they don't really care about social issues that don't immediately affect them.
          2. People who would be libs if they grew up in a blue state, but they grew up in a red state so they would be embarrassed to be Democrats (and by virtue of being on the outside share many leftist critiques of Democrats).
          3. Hardcore reactionaries who only want to put a better gloss on "tear down the state so I can hurt and exploit whoever I want."
          4. Cranks.

          Group 2 can be brought around with a little effort, and maybe a sliver of Group 1 with a lot more effort, but there's a lot of people who are basically lost causes.

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      no electoral winner means congress decides who the president is. It's happened before. It's how Andrew Jackson got elected.

      • edge [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        John Quincy Adams won that election, despite Jackson getting more EC votes and a higher popular vote. Jackson then won the next election normally.

        But that election didn’t even have a second party candidate. All four candidates were from the same party. So a third party candidate causing a contingent election would still be a big deal. And it would just be funny.

        I also imagine a possible scenario where the third party candidate tells their EC voters to vote for Biden or Trump as faithless electors, with some sort of concessions, potentially even the Vice Presidency.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I think it would be wild to see something other than blue and red on the election maps. A random spot of yellow would have me howling with laughter. But also, given how some software works, I imagine a temp trying to plug in another color and bricking the whole system.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    11 months ago

    Wait this is one that could actually matter right? Trump would never in a million years win Colorado but I can see a world in which he could win Maine.

    Is this how American "Democracy" dies? By states just throwing a viable candidate off the ballot? That's...not how I would have guessed.

    • the_kid
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      11 months ago

      what could possibly go wrong if you massively motivate Trump's base to vote by feeding their aggrievement while your own candidate is historically unpopular?

      • FishLake@lemmygrad.ml
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        11 months ago

        No no no, they will finally come to their senses and vote for the other genocidal war criminal.

        • the_kid
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          11 months ago

          idiot Americans don't understand that the economy is actually doing incredibly and Biden is the genocide-reduction candidate

        • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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          11 months ago

          The real joke is the US tearing itself apart because one half can't vote for their genocidal, war crime partaking, racist, septuagenarian, capitalist bootlicker and instead have to watch the genocidal, war crime partaking, racist, octogenarian, capitalist bootlicker 'win'

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        11 months ago

        Weren't the 2022 midterms an unexpectedly poor turnout for the Republicans as so many of them bought into the "stolen election" bit? Isn't this just going to further reinforce their beliefs that the elections are all rigged?

        • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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          11 months ago

          Would be deeply funny to watch all the chuds stay home and the Dems get a trifecta in every state and the federal election, only for the DNC to contest all their own victories out of "fairness" or some shit.

      • CrimsonSage [any]
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        11 months ago

        Not necessarily a ton of votes are by clueless people who decide based on what fast food they had on their way to the polling booth. If he's not on the ballot he would lose those people. Note that I support these people's voting habits as it is more class conscious than being an ideological dem or rep. The actually motivated Trump voting base is surprisingly small compared to how the lib media presents it, that's one of the reasons the Republicans keep getting shallaked on state abortion votes.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        11 months ago

        Trump's base has been notoriously underperforming since the very beginning, even when he won. The 2022 midterms usually give an advantage to the opposition party, and that didn't quite happen.

        It's turning out people are voting closer to more cogent political demands, mostly regarding taxes, abortion access, property, etc. Candidates who focus on more abstract, cultural grievances tend to perform poorly. Culture war stuff that gets put on a referendum tends to give a victory to the progressive side. I can't imagine the average chuds will want to vote even harder if Trump's off the ballot in some states. They're fickle and will vote for whoever else Republicans run, if they run someone else.

        At best maybe they'll organize another stupid riot at the capital, achieve nothing, then go home. Maybe we'll see more mass shooters. Who knows. But in terms of voting, I just can't see the motivation coming from legal disputes or stuff disconnected from average people

        • RonPaulyShore [none/use name]
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          11 months ago

          Rs have been taking loss after loss for the last six years, the abortion and trans kulture kamf and the rigged election conspiracies are proven loser shit, and yet the online "left" is still flinching over 2016 and mueller. it's wild, total lib-derangement-syndrome.

  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    2020 me (ironically): “the election was stolen”
    2024 me (unironically): “the election was stolen”

      • krolden@lemmy.ml
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        11 months ago

        Every time I say this to liberals or trumpets I start off slow by saying 'the election was stolen' part and then seeing their cringe or glee and then I start going on about how their votes are basically meaningless because theyre not billionaire campaign donors.

        Weirdly its mostly the trumpets that agree with the second part.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      Super Tuesday in 2020 made me realize the Dems treat the process of electing a leader like McDonald's does a build-a-burger contest. So people could feel profoundly that Bernie Sanders is correct, but the manager in charge of the burger contest isn't really going to start giving people "bag of lettuce and mayonnaise," so they'll just tinker with the process so it doesn't get the most votes.

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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        11 months ago

        Boaty McBoatface tier fuckery. "Oh, you want healthcare, wages, and doing something about the fascists killing you in the street? Nah, you actually voted for genocide and union busting, but we'll co-opt your ironic meme in one picture on our website and wear a Kente cloth in the single most out of touch meaningless statement of all time."

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    something something closing in.

    These MFs really want Trump to be even more of a martyr?

    • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I can't blame them for this one. It's damned if you do, damned if you don't. Moving on like nothing happened wouldn't work either.

    • RonPaulyShore [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      a healthy state just lets facially non-democratic actors attempt to unconstitutionally seize power, and trump would just go away if the liberals ignored him, actually

  • CrimsonSage [any]
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    11 months ago

    Honestly i would actually respect the democrats if they sacked up and banned him from running. They won't because they are a bunch of disorganized neurotic pmc wusses.

    • AbbysMuscles [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      Trump is the biggest danger to our democracy, institutions, minorities, environment, and prestige since Mecha Hitler. This is why we, the Democrats, will do sweet fuckall to actually, meaningfully oppose him.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    pog-dolphin Maine has two electoral districts and one voted went for Trump in the last two elections

    Colorado was meaningless. Now they're about to be mad lmao. Hahaha

  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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    11 months ago

    I'm taking bets on which state will be next. You can place bets on one state or dude a spread for lower odds.

    • jaeme
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      11 months ago

      I want to place exactly 2 of my Milei ancap certified Argentine dollary-doos on Texas to kick Biden off as retaliation.

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      Lemme split my 100k in Iraqi Dinars between Texas and Florida. I'll also put a gold dubloon on the wildcard bet that the plot of the upcoming civil war movie is right and we get the unholy alliance that is Tex-ifornia

    • daisy
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      11 months ago

      Twenty quatloos on Florida.