• Rojo27 [he/him]
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    67
    2 months ago

    Trying everything except for you know... policy that could positively impact people's lives.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
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      2 months ago

      You're not impressed by Biden's improving name-calling game?

      ---

      I actually have to wonder how many aides, consultants, etc they gathered together and how much time they spent trying to come up with a real, humdinger zinger until they finally decided on the stupendous Broke Don.

  • rubpoll [she/her]
    hexbear
    66
    2 months ago

    Supporting a genocide.

    Refusing to lift a finger in response to Roe v Wade being destroyed.

    Supporting a genocide.

    Using Ukrainians as drafted meat shields.

    Supporting a genocide.

    Banning TikTok to conceal a genocide.

    Supporting a genocide.

    Taking down pride flags at US Embassies to appease the unappeasable.

    Supporting a genocide.

    Pushing a border bill that's worse than anything Trump ever managed.

    Supporting a genocide.

    Lying about seeing pictures of 40 beheaded babies.

    Supporting a genocide.

    R***ng Tara Reid.

    Supporting a genocide.

    Grabbing the breasts of every tween girl he's ever taken a photo with.

    Supporting a genocide.

    Calling Donald Trump and Netenyahu poop faces, to show how seriously he's taking a genocide and "the end of democracy."

    Supporting a genocide.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
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      2 months ago

      Calling Netenyahu a poop face

      Oh, my heavens! He could never do that! It would be seen as antisemitic. But he could make a seemingly critical comment about Netanyahu. That's permissible.

  • DirtyPair [they/them]
    hexbear
    63
    2 months ago

    idk bro "broke don" just doesn't hit the same as "genocide joe". i wonder why...

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    61
    2 months ago

    biden-troll "Hey fellow humans. This man can't pay a $454 million bond. Let's all laugh at how poor he is! Can you imagine?..being poor? I don't think I could live with the indignity of it. Frankly, I don't think I'd want to!...Being poor..."

    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      21
      2 months ago

      Democrats are sp good at politics. Lets insult bring poor - which most people are and realize they're going to renain because of how they've been fucked by the system

  • edge [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    the trick is not to be clever or funny but to simply make up a name that is stupid and mean

    They really can’t understand actual criticisms. Trump’s names aren’t just random names to be stupid or mean, they have meaning. Sleepy Joe because he’s a tired old man, Low Energy Jeb because his campaign was a wet towel, Alfred E. Neumann for Buttigieg because just look at him, etc.

    “Broke Don” has no meaning, he a fuckin billionaire. Even if he’s been ordered to pay some big fine, he’ll still have plenty of money left. Plus insulting someone for being poor is just bad. But we already know they hate the poors.

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Nicknames I came up with in the time it took me to finish my shit:

    • Dirtbag Donny
    • Tacky Trump
    • Trump the Traitor
    • Desperate Donald
    • Tyrant Trump
    • Daffy Don

    Not great, but better than fucking Broke Don. You can add my six figures consulting bill to the $2000 you still owe me, Joe.

    • HexBroke [any, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      I don't understand why libs are trying to reinvent the wheel cheeto-man

      It also means when Cheeto wins the Whitehouse they can easily pivot to Cheato

      Cheeto in Chief etc.

      Their civility fetish prevents them from this though

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        We value your input. We workshopped that particular pejorative with a focus group of Cheetos® by Frito-Lay North America, LLC. business analysts and PepsiCo executives concerned citizens. They found that particular choice of words to be discriminatory, and that they would be inappropriate for a presidential campaign.

    • mar_k [he/him]
      hexbear
      18
      2 months ago

      Lol his supporters would probably reclaim insults like they did with calling themselves "the deplorables"

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        10
        2 months ago

        True. But what's really important is that some consultants were able to put foie gras food on the table for their families. ☺️

  • jasfar [he/him]
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    46
    2 months ago

    “Broke don” just makes him more relatable tbh

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    2 months ago
    1. Terrible nickname.
    2. "The trick is to not be clever or funny - " opinion discarded. That is the ENTIRE point of namecalling. It's supposed to be catchy and memorable. It doesn't need to be factual, but if it is, that's just a bonus. I hate to say it, but calling him a "cheeto" is more memorable simply because it's been ironically said by people here so much that I now find it funny. The fact that they fail to understand this basic concept and want to follow RULES and PROCEDURES for fucking NAMECALLING shows how sheltered liberals are, at best, and at worst, they have no hatred for their "enemies"
    3. Of all the nickanmes they could've chosen, they decided to pick the one thing that millions of Americans are suffering from right now, and something that democrats have accused their voters of "being too stupid" to understand and "ruining Biden's election" whenever they complain about it
    4. Conservatives get a boner whenever they see Trump handing out pizzas to people. Being """broke""" will only give more cred with his base who are also broke.
    • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      28
      2 months ago

      Of all the nickanmes they could've chosen, they decided to pick the one thing that millions of Americans are suffering from right now, and something that democrats have accused their voters of "being too stupid" to understand and "ruining Biden's election" whenever they complain about it

      Totally nailed it with this. For me this is what makes this the worst idea ever. "Broke Don", no he's still rich - I'm the one that's broke and its not funny

    • @tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      The term reinforces the class war as well, reminding you that the 'broke' or moniless are obviously incompetent and not to be trusted.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      16
      2 months ago

      Conservatives get a boner whenever they see Trump handing out pizzas to people.

      I'm trying to imagine Biden doing that. I can't. It's harder for me than if I don't google and right now I tried to explain the details of the science and physics of a warp drive might actually work. I can't even take a baby step. I have no starting point.

  • @Kaplya
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    2 months ago

    Kim Jong-un came up with “Dotard” in an instant while showcasing his appreciation of late Middle English (never forget, Kim was Western educated, in Swiss international school!) without any of the million dollar think tank money spent on this crap.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
      hexbear
      42
      2 months ago

      I think the peak was when they referred to Biden as a rabid dog

      "Rabid dogs like Biden can hurt lots of people if they are allowed to run about. They must be beaten to death with a stick, before it is too late,” it wrote. “Doing so will be beneficial for the U.S. also."

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      7
      2 months ago

      Incredible what Juche can accomplish for the posting mind. Kim come on Hexbear.

  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I think Biden should start calling him Donald Duck and everytime he tries to speak Biden just starts making obnoxiously loud quacking noises.

  • yoink [she/her]
    hexbear
    37
    2 months ago

    this is libs in a nutshell - the mean nickname has to be clever or it has to reference something or imply something

    they don't get that by even calling him 'Don' it takes the edge out of it

    i legit think that if joe biden got on stage and started calling donald trump 'this fucker' they would get more votes than by doing anything else

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      hexbear
      23
      2 months ago

      started calling donald trump 'this fucker'

      As a bonus - "How could a president as kind, as generous, as decent and just plain good as President Joe Biden stooooooooooooop..." and Lawrence O'Donnell falls over. He would be so worked up that in the middle of one of his shows - he gives himself a brain aneurism. And we could laugh at the video clip for years.

  • TC_209 [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    35
    2 months ago

    Trump's broke? Damn, I'm broke too! Hey, that reminds me, the IRS hasn't given me my tax money back and, wait a second... Genocide Joe still owes me 600 bucks! With interest! Geez, what an asshole!

  • blobjim [he/him]
    hexbear
    34
    2 months ago

    doesn't matter what the nickname is because Biden isn't suave enough to even say it out loud using his own mouth.

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexbear
    33
    2 months ago

    Broke Don is fun when the economy is failing for most people and they can't afford basic expenses while Genocide Joe gaslights them about it. Great optics from PR demons with six figure salaries.