Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear
Don't ask how this data was tabulated because I don't even know I was searching for something else
Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear
Don't ask how this data was tabulated because I don't even know I was searching for something else
The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)
@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments
@emizeko - 31664 Comments
@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments
@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments
@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments
@Bunhead - 17679 Comments
@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments
@RNAi - 20065 Comments
@kristina - 15048 Comments
@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments
@Frank - 20169 Comments
@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments
@SoyViking - 10929 Comments
@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments
@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments
@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments
@Awoo - 11427 Comments
@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments
@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments
@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments
@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments
@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments
@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments
@crime - 12478 Comments
@buh - 9787 Comments
@Rem - 14453 Comments
@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments
@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments
@Kanna - 13724 Comments
@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments
@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments
@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments
@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments
@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments
@Beatnik - 10983 Comments
@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments
@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments
@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments
@happybadger - 8217 Comments
@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
Y'all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
Grass touchers unite! :unity:
@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
:antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:
:rat-salute-2:
100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it's always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.
:fidel-salute-big: A true poster's poster.
I need to reevaluate my life
Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
deleted by creator
:meow-cactus:
deleted by creator
:meow-tableflip:
deleted by creator
Heh, what's the matter? Getting tired? :no-copyright:
:xi-reactionary-spotted: I HAVE JOINED THE FRAY TO EARN MYSELF THE TITLE OF POWER POSTER
:bird-screm1: What's this?! Oh no!
CHUNGUS BLASTO :xi-gun:
Mfw deafeated by a hamster :bird-screm-2:
How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao
I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
He's probably still on here on another account
BMF was Beatnik all along
Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png
Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:
i need to log the fuck off lmao
in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
:solidarity:
tbh I haven't enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y'all keep being cool :soviet-heart:
:blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users
deleted by creator
I believe in you.
:sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something
ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting
This list comprises like 60% of all Hexbear posts lol. Lurking here seems to be common but come on people I shouldn't be the 10th most prolific poster. I'm a dumbass
:shrug-outta-hecks: im not going to post if i don't feel it meaningfully contributes to the discussion at hand and there's only a handful of topics that i can actually speak with confidence on, most of which aren't within this site's interest areas.
Same, girl. We need to get in the game! :posting:
Could be worse, i've been here since august 1 2020 and this will be my 560th comment
Also, i have never made a post
Same, 2000 here. Feels like I commented a lot more.
Is it, though? :kitty-cri:
You get it by going to the search, typing a single space, and switching to Users.
:mao-clap:
Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.
Beatnik didn't actually do anything, let's be clear.
I didn't get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he's guilty of everything
deleted by creator
Edit: actually, not gonna rehash the details of someone’s doxxing
except having terrible opsec
it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy
Can confirm it’s global score. Also, how’s your notification box doing? You tagged so many power users this is about to turn into a megathread through sheer force of posting.
Our posting will blot out the sun
Wtf I need to :logout:
:fidel-salute:
Still on it :big-cool:
:xi-clap:
I should be on there with my 10743 comments
THEY STOLE THE VOTE
STOP THE STEAL :trump-anguish:
deleted by creator
Excuse me I should be #1
trying to shame me into logging off huh well I WON’T 😤
I’ve been on poster’s break for too long.
:arm-L::thurston::arm-R:
LETS DO SOME POSTING!
woah barely made the top 20...
I need to log off more
noticed the names aren't actually rated by numeric value of posts. :thonk-cri:
It should be the global score, which will include upbears on comments and posts, including the default one each new post and comment gets. So someone who posts more and comments less might be higher. But yeah @wtypstanaccount04 not being on there is odd. He’s got more posts than quite a few of the people there with lower comment counts. Maybe some people have a really high propensity for getting a large number of upvotes, but that’s hard to investigate with profile histories in bunker mode.
Edit: actually, maybe it has to do with broken indexes, so the list isn’t updating its order anymore. Not sure.
:mao-wave:
:vivian-shrug: all I know is that our big beautiful posters hold up the world (of hexbear)
didn't make the nerdcall :ohnoes:
That just means we're flying under the radar
:brace-watching:
soon, comrade :brace-dark-cowboy:
:walter-breakdown:
Rear of the posting vanguard lets gooo :it-was-me:
God fucking damnit. This makes me question a large number of my life choices.
Aww, I'm not #1.
I'm right in the middle. Nice.
It's not in order 😔
oh god don't make me look at it :cringe:
i thought i commented a lot on here, but i only have 3782. rookie numbers, etc
I'm on the list! I finally won something!
*FBI shows up with hundreds of printouts of shitposts* :fedposting:
Oh shit oh no
Hmm need to pump those numbers up :arm-L: :sicko-fem::arm-R:
Neither me or any of my alts got on the list :sadness-abysmal:
Combined I'm probably up there though
Lets do a manual count of the ballots! Just share the name of all your alts :ursus-hexagonia:
tricky tricky!
deleted by creator
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck no i'm on that list pls help
wtf really
Hell yeah just barely hangin in there at #10, I post a lot less since I am no longer unemployed. I am still no less terminally online though. Also assuming this is counting our comment score I can think of a few posts I managed to break major news or at least something incredibly cool/funny just because I lucked out being first on the scoop which probably pumps up my rank.
Edit: we need to whitelist the giggle app lady getting big mad at us on twitter because that thread is legendary. And it's also my top post.