Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear
Don't ask how this data was tabulated because I don't even know I was searching for something else
The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)
@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments
@emizeko - 31664 Comments
@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments
@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments
@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments
@Bunhead - 17679 Comments
@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments
@RNAi - 20065 Comments
@kristina - 15048 Comments
@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments
@Frank - 20169 Comments
@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments
@SoyViking - 10929 Comments
@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments
@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments
@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments
@Awoo - 11427 Comments
@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments
@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments
@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments
@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments
@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments
@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments
@crime - 12478 Comments
@buh - 9787 Comments
@Rem - 14453 Comments
@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments
@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments
@Kanna - 13724 Comments
@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments
@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments
@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments
@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments
@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments
@Beatnik - 10983 Comments
@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments
@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments
@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments
@happybadger - 8217 Comments
@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
Y'all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it's always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.
:fidel-salute-big: A true poster's poster.
Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
:xi-reactionary-spotted: I HAVE JOINED THE FRAY TO EARN MYSELF THE TITLE OF POWER POSTER
I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
He's probably still on here on another account
Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png
i need to log the fuck off lmao
in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
I'm on the list
tbh I haven't enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y'all keep being cool :soviet-heart:
:blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users
ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting
This list comprises like 60% of all Hexbear posts lol. Lurking here seems to be common but come on people I shouldn't be the 10th most prolific poster. I'm a dumbass
:shrug-outta-hecks: im not going to post if i don't feel it meaningfully contributes to the discussion at hand and there's only a handful of topics that i can actually speak with confidence on, most of which aren't within this site's interest areas.
Could be worse, i've been here since august 1 2020 and this will be my 560th comment
Also, i have never made a post
You get it by going to the search, typing a single space, and switching to Users.
:mao-clap:
Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.
except having terrible opsec
it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy
I didn't get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he's guilty of everything
Can confirm it’s global score. Also, how’s your notification box doing? You tagged so many power users this is about to turn into a megathread through sheer force of posting.
That just means we're flying under the radar
:brace-watching:
noticed the names aren't actually rated by numeric value of posts. :thonk-cri:
It should be the global score, which will include upbears on comments and posts, including the default one each new post and comment gets. So someone who posts more and comments less might be higher. But yeah @wtypstanaccount04 not being on there is odd. He’s got more posts than quite a few of the people there with lower comment counts. Maybe some people have a really high propensity for getting a large number of upvotes, but that’s hard to investigate with profile histories in bunker mode.
Edit: actually, maybe it has to do with broken indexes, so the list isn’t updating its order anymore. Not sure.
:vivian-shrug: all I know is that our big beautiful posters hold up the world (of hexbear)
God fucking damnit. This makes me question a large number of my life choices.
I'm on the list! I finally won something!
*FBI shows up with hundreds of printouts of shitposts* :fedposting:
Oh shit oh no
i thought i commented a lot on here, but i only have 3782. rookie numbers, etc
Hmm need to pump those numbers up :arm-L: :sicko-fem::arm-R:
Neither me or any of my alts got on the list :sadness-abysmal:
Combined I'm probably up there though
Lets do a manual count of the ballots! Just share the name of all your alts :ursus-hexagonia:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuck no i'm on that list pls help
Hell yeah just barely hangin in there at #10, I post a lot less since I am no longer unemployed. I am still no less terminally online though. Also assuming this is counting our comment score I can think of a few posts I managed to break major news or at least something incredibly cool/funny just because I lucked out being first on the scoop which probably pumps up my rank.
Edit: we need to whitelist the giggle app lady getting big mad at us on twitter because that thread is legendary. And it's also my top post.
This is inaccurate though
No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc
I don't make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
This post is going to be fact checked by the independent board of Hexbear fact checkers :marx-angry:
:meow-knife-trans: come for the king better not miss
I will be like in your image, oh queen of posting
This list isn't accurate. I have 5461 comments, this is Aryuproudomenowdaddy erasure.
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
@SorosFootSoldier is also the #1 commentor by a long shot.
Thanks to the other person who went and got the right numbers, because even though I love boys a lot, I can't be posting about cute guys enough to be up there
...Maybe I should be. Just connect my synapses directly to the fiber optic — any time I think of :headpat::bottom-speak: I post automatically. Number one in no time.
My 669 posts have been ignored. I have contributed moderate amounts of useful discourse to this site and I will not accept this slander :angry-hex:
spoiler
I was actually surprised I've commented this much, but this place has basically replaced :reddit-logo: for me. I think my last comment over there was months ago. Also god damn, how are some of you in the five figures?
Also god damn, how are some of you in the five figures?
Complete absence of a social life and/or chronic addiction to content.
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
This seems like it picked people at random. They're not even in order in your list!
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
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It's because I did a search for I Am Activity and it apparently pulled users whose names have 'I Am' in it lol
I have like 2500 comments and that's just on this account, lol
There's several posters in the top 10 i don't recognize at all, which is fitting bc i've always wondered how much of this site's content i muss due to posting on St. Petersburg time
cr*ckers here have 20 to 30 times the amount of posts i have made in a year. what a statistic
You'll get there! Keep up the good posts! :hero-of-socialist-labor:
