• supafuzz [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    86
    28 days ago

    unfortunately, it is totally possible to make that trip if you have a submarine that wasn't designed by a startup-brained moron

    they'll probably be fine

    • Rojo27 [he/him]
      hexbear
      46
      28 days ago

      Yeah, I'm not sure what point he's trying to prove. Of course the industry is safe, that's what all the safety requirements when building and operating a submarine is all about.

      • Chronicon [they/them]
        hexbear
        16
        28 days ago

        thats the point though there kinda aren't any requirements I thought? Its all voluntary iirc?

        • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
          hexbear
          39
          edit-2
          28 days ago

          There are standards, that's why the OceanGate rich fools also had to sign a waiver acknowledging that the craft was not certified at all

          • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
            hexbear
            29
            28 days ago

            The standards are if James Cameron writes you a letter that says "Damn dude you're gonna fucking die you dumb motherfucker. Eywa is gonna hear you when you're becoming crab food at the bottom of the ocean." You have to up your game.

            • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
              hexbear
              21
              28 days ago

              James Cameron has the woke mind virus, do not listen to him billionaires like Elon Musk. Build sheet metal tubes and plunge yourselves to the darkest depths of the ocean it's safe.

              • Adkml [he/him]
                hexbear
                7
                28 days ago

                I'm legitimately convinced we could solve the musk problem by saying that woke moralists are trying to impose their will through draconian reinforced double hull theories.

          • Chronicon [they/them]
            hexbear
            2
            edit-2
            28 days ago

            I guess a lot of standards are this way to some extent but like, a voluntary certification produced by some random company for profit is barely a standard at all, when it comes to certification of life-safety-critical equipment. That's what I meant by "kinda aren't any requirements, it's all voluntary".

            It's kinda silly that the guy who tries to go out to sea in a plastic bubble or whatever gets stopped by the coast guard but rich idiots they're like "go ahead sir right away sir"

        • Adkml [he/him]
          hexbear
          5
          28 days ago

          Like with most thing there's all those requirements are to get government funding. (That red tape you hear people who don't know what delta p means whining about)

          Any numbnuts can put a bucket over their head and jump off a ship in the middle of the ocean.

    • TechnoUnionTypeBeat [he/him, they/them]
      hexbear
      32
      28 days ago

      Triton Submersibles is actually one of those companies that knows what they're doing. Their big project was the DSV Limiting Factor, which is a legitimate deep sea research vessel, so unless they're using another shed build submarine they'll probably survive

      But it might mean that more startup brained billionaires get lulled into a false sense of security and build more OceanGate style tubs

      • Adkml [he/him]
        hexbear
        10
        28 days ago

        I've been saying we should all act like this is the coolest thing ever because musk will absolutely try to copy it but lead the design himself leading to an actual ocean gate 2.0.

    • KoboldKomrade [he/him]
      hexbear
      20
      28 days ago

      I did hear someone say that these subs tend to cost 2x what the one these nerds are going down in. So here's hoping that 2x savings owns them.

    • Adkml [he/him]
      hexbear
      11
      28 days ago

      Yea the last one failed because they bought used parts that were literally advertised as being non viable for deep water trips.

      If a billionaire decided to not try to save a couple grand by using second hand parts and a madcatz controller this should be trivial for them. It's why the last one was so funny. He had all the money in the world so he thought that made him smarter than nature.

      • supafuzz [comrade/them]
        hexbear
        8
        28 days ago

        "why has nobody thought to build a submarine like an airplane hull? truly, I am a world-historic genius"

    • qaopjlll [he/him]
      hexbear
      5
      28 days ago

      At least we can take solace in the fact that they're going to be miserable for several days a cold, cramped submarine instead of relaxing and enjoying themselves in the luxury of their private island or whatever

  • RNAi [he/him]
    hexbear
    38
    28 days ago

    Hold on, actually let's hope for this to succeed so they relax and we get a bigger catch next time

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
      hexbear
      37
      28 days ago

      Someone who's good with art, help me pitch rich people on a massive underwater city that's only for rich people and nothing bad will ever happen to rich people there

      • RNAi [he/him]
        hexbear
        11
        28 days ago

        I really gotta play that game eventually, tho they say it's not cool enough cuz it's a libertarian critique of libertarianism

        • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
          hexbear
          9
          28 days ago

          It deconstructs Ayn Rand by playing it straight. Don't expect Disco Elysium analysis, but it does have good writing. Excellent twist for its time, and I won't spoil it just in case.

        • Adkml [he/him]
          hexbear
          4
          28 days ago

          The twist is an m. night shamelan (close enough) "free will is an illusion" rug pull but I really don't think it takes away from the criticism of how they got to that point.

  • CommunistBear [he/him]
    hexbear
    35
    28 days ago

    I will completely unironically become a Poseidon worshiper if he grants us this miracle

    • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
      hexbear
      21
      28 days ago

      Lol, let's hope its in another ship that has a name that's an affront to comrade Poseidon, or another ocean deity.

        • tamagotchicowboy [he/him]
          hexbear
          16
          28 days ago

          I guess being stuck roaming for years on end is better than dead. With a name like Nemo though maybe there's some sea monster sized sea turtles we haven't discovered yet.

          • barrbaric [he/him]
            hexbear
            2
            28 days ago

            Sea turtles eat squid, and since there are giant squid surely there must be giant turtles to eat them.

  • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
    hexbear
    25
    28 days ago

    I was talking to a coworker about this and had to defend my glee by proving that this billionaire is a demon. Found an old reddit thread where someone in Dayton, OH was being sued by his real estate investment firm, Connor Group, for one million (1,000,000) dollars for publicly complaining about them not sending maintenance crews to fix problems with his apartment.

    Found a few others with people warning others not to move into his apartment complexes for the same reason.

    Sad to hear that Triton is a real submarine company and he won't die due to a Logitech controller shorting out or whatever.

  • emizeko [they/them]
    hexbear
    23
    28 days ago

    inshallah someone on the crew understands humanity's predicament and will do what needs to be done

    oh and also: Davy Jones' Lockerbie

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexbear
    21
    28 days ago

    Can't wait for the pilot to forget his wrist straps and accidentally throw his Wiimote steering wheel into the viewport.

  • Barx [none/use name]
    hexbear
    6
    28 days ago

    I would love for billionaires to turn this into a dick measuring contest. Just lining up to die one after the other because, "those guys were chumps let me show your how much billionairer I am".