I've been sick of the marketing push about this for months by now. Just let it be over 
I hope they keep expanding the Barbie Cinematic Universe (BCU) and it completely takes over and it's just Barbie movies and shows and fandom everywhere for a decade
it would have been more based if the slaves liberated themselves and then took :kelly: Klan-heiress Targ-Aryan's
child soldier lizard pets and used them to free even more slaves.
Barbie meets her grandmother, Lilli the Nazi Sex Doll
Due to the major backlash Barbie 1 got from news outlets like the Daily Wire for not being racist enough and seeing the success of the sound of freedom, Barbie 2 is about the titular character joining the IDF and fighting Hamas style human trafficking.
I'll wait for the Barbie christmas special. It's the Santa and Barbie crossover we all deserve.
Klaus Barbie
My lib sibling literally called Oppenheimer an anti-communist propaganda piece, so I guess you should be thankful Barbie gets pushed more.
A 2 hour toy commercial about an Aryan children's toy with blonde hair and blue eyes that was created to give little girls body dysmorphia so they would grow up to be obedient housewives
versus
a movie about a famous scientist with friends in the CPUSA who gave money to leftist causes and helped defeat fascism and was suspected of communist sympathies himself.
But Chris Nolan made the second one so it's reactionary. Forget about death of the author
an Aryan children's toy with blonde hair and blue eyes that was created to give little girls body dysmorphia so they would grow up to be obedient housewives
There’s a scene where a middle schooler virtually quotes this to Barbies face and calls her a fascist which makes her cry
the movie was boring but i don’t remember anything particularly anti-communist. the politics were fine iirc
the movie doesn’t uphold that line though. it’s all shown from oppenheimer’s perspective, but after the bomb’s dropped he mentions how he found out the japanese were on the brink of surrender regardless and that they weren’t necessary, and also how it was really to intimidate the soviet union. the movie definitely depicts everyone and everything that happened as evil
If I see one more politician talk about Barbenhimer or about how Barbie is woke propaganda while the country is burning I'm going to lose it
Barbie is woke propaganda
I'm making Barbie...but for whites only!
Extremely obvious attempt at viral marketing that people have nevertheless fallen for and will continue to fall for when the even more obvious attempt at viral marketing happens again.
I think people have just accepted that they have to participate in viral marketing stuff now because it's the only way to relate to half their friends, families, and coworkers. Like, did anyone believe for a second all these zoomers were that into Grimmace?
Idk. At a certain point, complaining about this stuff feels on par with the scalds who were angry over jokes about the Titanic Sub.
Yeah, a lot of the shit in the news is a marketing gimmick. But what else is new? Getting worked up because people made Grimace memes for a few weeks after some McDs ad guy spent too much money to force the subject to trend gets us what, exactly?
People like movies. Both these movies appear to be well received. So people are piling on a thing that looks fun.
Nothing wrong with that.
Ah forgive me comrade I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to express my frustration about being saturated with astroturf marketing, and that I especially couldn't do it on a communist website
I will promptly return to the pod and eat the bugs
Complaining about the complaining about the complaining about a thing
Marketing works. All modern cultural events are the result of marketing
Libs: the 2 hour toy commercial is based because it recuperates and co-opts feminism
Conservatives: the 2 hour toy commercial is cringe because it hates men
Everyone else: I'mma smoke some weed and go laugh at the 2 hour toy commercial with my friends
fraid i'm going to force you to read my opinions on it once i get round to seeing it
mattel is working on fourty fucking five movies about their toys. the slop is never going to end.
Hexbear Challenge: stop being mad about popular culture and just go see a movie for fun
Enjoying popular culture is actually about making sure the creators and fans all have the same politics as me. If a CHUD likes a movie that means the movie is sus
based on director's previous movies about a fascist superhero and the fact he dared make the fictional protesters equivalent to the on-going popular protest movement at the time, for the next month and a half I will be malding about a 3 hour movie I am not planning on seeing but have also already somehow formed opinions on the entire plot and cast of characters
based on director's previous movies about a fascist superhero and the fact he dared
I thought Greta Gerwig directed Barbie? Who are you referring to?
E) NM I think this is about Nolanheimer
get real, being a contrarian is at least 50% of my personality. if i enjoy things i will basically dissolve into nothing!
This is an offshoot of a reddit community after all...
This wasn't directed at anyone in particular or I would've tagged them (or made it like an 'Username Challenge' lol) - there are 80+ comments and when I made the comment, the ones I'd seen were all mad to some degree about Barbie or Oppenheimer.
and just go see a movie for fun
no (it's expensive and to go alone is kinda pointless)
wrong. matinees exist for a reason and, for example the AMC theater by my house does 30% off IMAX and Digital showings from 9am-4pm Monday - Wednesday.
going alone is worth it. there is nothing better than sitting by yourself with a film YOU are interested in seeing and becoming immersed for the next 90-180 minutes in a dark theater. I dunno about you but I certainly don't have a 20x20m screen and surround system set up anywhere in my apartment - David Lynch was right that you can do yourself a disservice by watching some films on a monitor, tablet, or even a 60" TV.
I do agree that most movies aren't really worth paying to see when you can just pirate them in 2-3 months - slop like Cocaine Bear or the 3rd reboot of Haunted Mansion don't need a large screen or surround sound to be enjoyed - but I wouldn't have wanted to see Dune, Avatar 2, or Asteroid City (just to name a few recent examples) for the first time on my monitor even if it is 4k. I said it in another post the other day - some films are meant to be spectacles and part of the spectacle is seeing it on a huge ass screen and feeling the sound.
This is only enhanced by going alone - especially when you're sitting in a theater 20 seats across from the only other person attending the showing (literally my Asteroid City experience a few weeks ago at 4pm on a Friday. 10/10 we both enjoyed the movie).
FWIW, I do agree that the theater experience can be expensive if you're going to non-matinee showings - even I weep at an $18 IMAX ticket price. But I've always reasoned that I wind up spending more than that whenever I grab drinks at a bar for an hour or when I go out to eat with someone.
Let me enjoy the slop before Mattel creates their own cinematic universe that I end up hating as well.
Hasbro has already started one with Transformers and GI Joe canonically in the same universe again.
That said, I eagerly await Barbie joining He Man to stop the insidious time travelling schemes of American Girl. Two words, Jacobin Barbie.
wow much bomb, many bunker, wow
