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I have barely watched Breaking Bad
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The closest I've got is a flogger and rope (and safety scissors of course). I just feel so weird and awkward about going in the store though, or even shopping online. No idea why, I don't care about anyone else's sex toys to have an opinion of them. I thought this one guys dragon dildo collection was neat. But for some reason, when it comes to me, can't seem to do it.
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Wtf I am so shocked to hear this about you
real?
To be fair some store employees can be over enthusiastic, like one time I went into one near me and upon asking about lube, the worker behind the counter was really enthusiastic to show me "the lube that looks like cum", even squeezed some onto their hand to show me. Instantly I was like My comrade in chains, I don't even wanna know what kind of assumptions you are making about me here. What the hell
What kind of mystique have I built up that me having insecurities especially around sex seems unbelievable lol
You seem very open and unashamed about potential kinks or desires, which is rad tbh. I would not have expected the "Sapphic love has taught me to keep a couple nails short 😉" and "It's okay darling, some people just have very powerful subby bottomy energy and we adore them for it" poster to be nervous around sex shops is all =) I guess it's just the internet tho tbf
lol I see, well rest assured irl I have plenty of insecurities and shyness like any other girl. It's easier online cause none of yall know me. Took me 3 years dating a person before I disclosed even a hint of kinkiness - I've got things locked down over here
Oh no lol we broke up over a year ago. Together for 11 total
What the hell indeed.
Thank god for the internet.
I have no quams with sex toys, it's more people being overly enthusiastic when talking about them that is off putting
I also don't like store clerks bothering me either lol
Sex nerds are the worse
As soneone ace I'm pretty detached from it and can talk pretty indepth with no feeling etc, it's pretty uncomfortable trying to have those discussions when it gets too horny from other party(s)