• Dolores [love/loves]
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    4 months ago

    thesis: California is worst

    antithesis: Texas is worst

    synthesis: Yankkkees are the worst and those are the two largest subdivisions of them

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    • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      After 40+ years in California

      UlyssesT is Californian, the hypothesis is reinforced!

      jk ulysses this is meant in well intended jest, I'm on the pro-UlyssesT postin' train

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        • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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          4 months ago

          second-hand wine country snobbery and liberal pretentiousness

          I've never thought that of your posts, imo I think you just have an energy and intensity that might rub some people the wrong way sometimes, but that's okay because it's just you being you and not vibing with their vibes, it's not an annoying thing or something to overly think over and feel bad about. Can't please everyone, so whatever, haters

          again, i think you're a valuable addition to the site and I'm glad you're back postin', although I hope that isn't at the expense of your touch-grassy intentions when you engaged in your recent Long Log-Off

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    • OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]
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      4 months ago

      I take it you've never been to Los Angeles. LA should take the blame for introducing the "yoga wine women" to your old area.

      Also, by "LA" I mean Century City, Westwood, Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Venice, Malibu, & the SFV, aka "the porn capitol of the world", where I grew up. Long time residents call it "Hell-A" for a reason.

      I mean as insufferable as the tech valley is, you can't match the shittiness and pure demonic ego of a city that has it's own song, written in the 80s, no less: https://inv.tux.pizza/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4

      EDIT: I wanted to add that LA is the image most people have in mind when they talk about CA. Sorry. kitty-birthday-sad

  • The_Jewish_Cuban [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    The only time I actually felt judged for being from bum fuck nowhere was when talking to a Californian. They reek of holier than thou

      • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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        4 months ago

        Overheard californian family in Chicago talking about the great lakes "well they're nice but they're no ocean"

        noelle-choke

        • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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          4 months ago

          sounds like they're salty from trying to drink all that salt water and oily wastewater from hidden & abandoned oil derricks.

          https://99percentinvisible.org/article/hollywood-worthy-camouflage-uncovering-the-urban-oil-derricks-of-los-angeles/

          the pictures of LA before they started hiding them are wild AF. check out Venice Beach, 1931.

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    • peeonyou [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      that has been my experience everywhere i've lived because i grew up in a flyover state that most americans probably can't even point out on a map

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    I met a lot of people from a lotta places in the US. I met a lot of people from Texas. maybe a half dozen of them weren't in dire need of an ass kicking.

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    I'm from Ohio, we literally gave you JD Vance, what more do you want from us to prove that we are the actual worst? couch-fucking competitions at the state fair? MORE sanctimonious lectures? piles of corncobs and cholesterol?

  • peeonyou [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    maybe, but definitely the most self-centered you'll find anywhere

    people in CA literally act as if they're the only person who exists in the whole world, all the time, by default

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    4 months ago

    California has the most annoying yuppies, but not the most annoying overall.

  • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Yeah. The accent is the worst. And if you meet one outside of America you are guaranteed to have found a particularly ripe specimen