"I trolled you into thinking I was a creepy incel by speaking and acting like a creepy incel."
Many such cases.
That's one of my very, very few red lines where I'm prepared to throw hands if I hear that shit and don't get an immediate apology.
Maybe I should have thrown hands. Maybe.
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I wouldn't physically fight (not worth the trouble) but I would pull him aside and tell him he made the whole party uncomfortable. If he hits back "its a joke" line, tell him straight faced that jokes are supposed to be funny.
Yo that's so fucked up, hopefully the child had no idea what that meant
Not to mention, depending on the class of criminal, the princess' purity would be a bargaining chip so they'd really rather not be awful. I'm increasingly less surprised by stories like this
It makes me think of my friend with whom our relationship has deteriorated into him making, and I don't want to make this word plural because it's the same joke, a joke about gay fellatio if ever two men exist around each other. Fighting, agreement, laughter, gaming, business, argument, ANYTHING. I don't even want to talk to him anymore. His personality seems to revolve around gay fellatio - it's not like something I'm sensitive to when it comes up, it's incessant and central to how he presents himself. I almost can't believe it as I write it.
I think it'd be hard to point at a time where he's been outright hateful, so I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But I suppose I've seen someone turn transphobic in nursing school before and they got all obsessive with misgendering me and insisting I was using steroids as the central theme of how they present themselves. It's really gross and dumb and weird and frustrating. It's absolutely a plausible conclusion.
one time IRL, some extremely annoying and cloying douche kept trying to "joke" with me by being extremely annoying, purposely mishearing what I said and making me repeat myself, etc etc. that shit may have put me off balance when I was younger and less secure in myself, but not anymore.
anyway, so after a few minutes of this I'm like just looking at him, bored, when he pulls the "I'm just joking man, lighten up" I relaxed my face and started to smile, saying, "oh my bad. I was confused because jokes are supposed to be funny." totally deadpan, selling it all the way like Jason Bateman was my acting coach, with no malice.
his colleague next to him who had probably had been putting up with this shit for days laughed in his dumb face while his brain still was calculating that I just told himself he wasn't funny.
anyway, that's my one "and Einstein clapped" story, but it's real.
That's how I shut my dad down when he starts his racist bullshit baiting for a response. It works better than arguing and has the benefit of requiring next to no effort.
One of those people who could never stop talking and loudly interrupting while watching a movie, the treats which they purportedly enjoyed, constantly saying “that’s not how he would actually react though”, “bus drivers don’t dress that nice in real life”, “why would he do that?”, “he could just shoot them”, “nobody talks like that in real life”, “shouldn’t they have done this instead?” etc. became a filmmaker and had the characters do that instead of your uncle.
This is always why when speaking in the general public, I like to use “sus” when it’s so obvious a chud will pull the “I trolled you” card. I’m not explicitly “taking the bait”, I’m just saying what he said was sus.
Especially when we know what company he keeps so such a response would be golden. Oh, he is trolling someone by threatening SA? Wow, that’s sus considering Musk’s history.
If the right is going to try to pull this “I’m not touching you” crap, so will I.
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It's not gross, creepy, and misogynistic if what you're saying is a gross, creepy, and misogynistic joke.
The absolute biggest brain to have ever existed just weighed in.
I've been workshopping this new bit where I cat call women from my car window as I drive by but it seems like comedy is dead. Even the high schoolers get all indignant now because of the woke
Oh so you were saying creepy shit and you were self aware?
ha joke's on you, I was only pretending to be an insufferable creep
I would argue that it doesn't matter if it's a joke.
Even if he intended it as a joke and she perceived it as a joke, it would still be tasteless and disgusting.
Yeah, no shit it's a joke. From a serial Quiverfull incel like Elon it's still creepy as hell.
Your honor, is there not a chance that this absent father meant "i have so many kids, you can just take one of mine?"
I don’t think it’s a good look for the guy who’s palling around with Epstein’s listers to threaten to sexually assault someone for daring to disagree with him and then when someone holds up the mirror he tries saying “trolololol! I TROLLED you! U mad? U mad?”
It’s bad enough that he uses “I trolled you” to win arguments despite being in his 50s. A tactic I saw even 4chan call out as stupid multiple times. But seriously, that SPECIFIC threat…and knowing the pictures of him with certain people?
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