https://fxtwitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1839109876582068325

  • TheGamingLuddite [none/use name]
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    3 hours ago

    If he ends up going to prison there's a high probability that he will be in the same facility that Diddy and SBF are both currently in right now.

  • vegeta1 [none/use name]
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    16 hours ago

    The Addams Family Lyrics: They're creepy and they're kooky / Mysterious and spooky / They're all together ooky / The Addams felonies sicko-hexbear-crowd

    • elpaso [he/him]
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      13 hours ago

      Silver is a bad take machine and a drama queen. Really gives the non-straight community a bad name.

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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      15 hours ago

      Nate Bronze is some sort of Mirror Universe Cassandra. Everybody believes him even though he's always fucking wrong.

    • Cammy [she/her]
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      20 hours ago

      Was there a Greek figure who was cursed with inaccurate prophecies everybody heeded like an inverted Cassandra?

    • regul [any]
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      21 hours ago

      Maybe he did great things for New York's bedbug population?

      • Runcible [none/use name]
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        12 hours ago

        I don't recognize it as a dogwhistle (not to say it isn't, necessarily), it just echoes an old common structure from someone who felt jilted.

        • jaywalker [they/them, any]
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          10 hours ago

          Oh, it's absolutely a dog whistle. Maybe not commonly used everywhere, but I see it a lot in the comments on videos of black people. Sometimes it'll be "well x 3" or something like that. I know it's a phrase commonly used for a long time, but it seems like something The Onion would do

          https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/well-well-well-like-a-moth-to-a-flame-tiktok

          • hypercracker [he/him]
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            7 hours ago

            Timeline doesn't line up, onion article was published back in 2021 https://theonion.com/de-blasio-well-well-well-not-so-easy-to-find-a-may-1847151201/

  • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
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    22 hours ago

    This just in, statement from Adams: "My indictment is bad for the world and especially this beautiful city, New York. This is the worst September in NYC history."

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    23 hours ago

    Recently one of the defenses he used to distance himself from the investigation into his associates was that he was a cop and therefore knows how to follow the lawhahaha

        • bortsampson [he/him, any]
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          19 hours ago

          Not sure what it is now but at one point it was 20 years. So many live on Long Island so they gotta pay massive local taxes, property taxes, etc. After retiring they work large event and private security jobs like stadium securty. It used to be only cops. Don't know now. They also do no show city jobs which is one of the things Adams was handing out.

          • PKMKII [none/use name]
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            12 hours ago

            A lot of them get jobs with the MTA police long enough to qualify for that pension and then retire with two pensions.

            • bortsampson [he/him, any]
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              9 hours ago

              Wow I didn't realize they would qualify for 2 pensions like that but that makes sense.

  • micnd90 [he/him,any]
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    22 hours ago

    No Mayor of New York City has ever been elected to higher office lmao. Embrace Tradition

  • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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    21 hours ago

    October 7th general middle school walkout free Eric Adams it is not a crime to hang out with your friends and make plans 😔✊

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      21 hours ago

      we’ll pack our backpacks after homeroom ends and my mom is gonna carpool us to the DOJ building. all of us are gonna put on hustle bracelets and sing Empire State of Mind at Merrick Garland. the look on his face will be epic

  • micnd90 [he/him,any]
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    20 hours ago

    Healthy kids from working class minority background decide to join the cops, betray their community, become corrupt, get indicted! MANY SUCH CASES!

  • buh [she/her]
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    22 hours ago

    Manifesting a reality where Diddy, Bankman-Fried, and Adams form a prison gang (Diddy and Sam are in the same NYC prison)

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    22 hours ago

    I can't wait for the NYPD vs Feds standoff