"Unfortunate"
I don't know why but that answer made me laugh until my stomach muscles hurt.
He sounds like the type of dude who either washes out or, as you said, weirdly thrives in that environment. There can be no middle ground for those Weird Bicep Guys.
Were you stationed in Fadiz?
Fadiz?
Grippo fadiz nuts! :admiral-biderman:
now who will shoot brown people in the middle east now 😔
That Onion article recently came to life where fathers are sending their sons off to fight the same wars. So there's that.
I love these posts, so many of you all crack me up with this shit you say to them lol
I actually find it very scary that Americans get PERSONALLY TARGETED messages telling them to go sacrifice themselves for oil.
Like just look at the absolutely vile propaganda dripping from his opening message.
How the fuck do they even get your phone number?
If this starts happening in the UK I'm gonna get grumpy about it.
As soon as you graduate high school they give out your info to recruiters here. And if somehow they didn't get it that way, 18 year old CIS males have to also sign up for Selective Service (what they use for the draft if one is implemented.)
I know, it's fucking insane. They prey on the poor and the ones who want to gtfo their cities or parents homes.
bit idea: play along from the start, then keep scheduling appointments to meet with them and not showing up
"geez sorry, I forgot, I swear I'll be there next time."
see how much of his time you can waste
bonus points if the appointments are inconvenient: late on a friday, early on a monday
If they've got your street address, and they've got time, they will literally drive up to your front door.
So, just be prepared.
I've had them literally wake me up, and I'll jump up thinking it's something important, and it's just them trying to recruit me. I always make them feel bad, act like I really wanted to join but due to disabilities cannot and am now wallowing in misery as a result.
The entirety of the United States' imperial apparatus can Grippo my shaft and go to town.
Nah, these guys are doing this because they aren't high enough up on the chain to do that shit.
That poor bastard went to school and all that officer training for this.
miss opportunity to say that you fucked their dad too
next time include his phone number so we can send him pictures of war crimes
