• cum_drinker69 [any]
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    4 years ago

    :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face: :le-pol-face:

    • cum_on_jack [any]
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      4 years ago

      remember in like 1939 when chuds had an ideology, now they just lean in with the hard R

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    I really enjoyed this part of his pasta

    transphobic nonsense

    Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency.

    What the fuck does this even mean???? I picture Cro Magnon dudes going AWOOGA with their eyes popping out of their heads on stalks and their tongues rolling on the floor for sabertooth tigers crossdressing as sexy cave ladies before being hit by a giant mallet in some kind of Bugs Bunny situation

  • quartz242 [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Like honestly I feel more community solidarity as a trans person seeing how many comrades are waiting in new to laugh at them than any negative feelings from such a funny copypasta.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    BEEP BOOP this should be in c/anime

    :angery:

  • AnnieSteamboat [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    :ira::M16: :le-pol-face: ➡️:le-pol-face: ➡️:le-pol-face: ➡️:le-pol-face: ➡️:gui-trans:

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If i were, and may allah forgive me for this utterance, a chud, I would simply grow a chin

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Probably 4chan, there were some very small "raids" when the site first went public.

      See them every once in a while.

        • concessaoprasorrir [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          i guess 4chan has really gone down on the trolling quality because this was very disappointing, he/they just kept parroting random soundbites

  • Keegs [any]
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    4 years ago

    I had an idea once about reddit....that instead of banning people you put them into a fake version of the site where everyone is just an AI and learns to antagonise that person in the most effective way possible.

    • Pickle_Lenin [any]
      1·
      4 years ago

      FAQ: I just shit and cum at your comment

      FAQ

      What does this mean?

      The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

      Why did you do this?

      There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

      - Being a chud

- Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it

- walter

      Am I going to shit and cum too?

      No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

      I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

      Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

      How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

      Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

    • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
      1·
      4 years ago

      dear lord if you're gonna troll please at least put more effort in, this is just so lazy