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  • a_jug_of_marx_piss [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    [Bernie voice] Every day you do not meet my demands, I will execute another congressperson.

  • shitstorm [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Punished Bernard has begun the War on Christmas. I'm doing my part!

  • OhWell [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Millions of people are going to be evicted come January 1st. They had months to figure out this bill. Pelosi could've pushed several stimulus packages from the house to the senate and made McConnell into the bad guy by forcing him to shooting them down. Instead, she only pushed one bill, let them shoot it down and then refused anything else. As a result, the Republicans were able to spin the narrative that they care about the working man and families across the country, and it's all the Democrats not wanting to pass anything.

    Pelosi practically bragged on TV that she shot down Trump's offer cause it would've possibly helped him get re-elected. Then last week after they took the checks out, you had Biden bragging on Twitter that the government isn't supposed to help people and stop asking for handouts. At the rate of Biden running his mouth, the honeymoon phase with him is likely to be over very soon.

    We could've had another stimulus many months ago but they wouldn't pass it and Pelosi wouldn't do anything back then. I 100% expect in February after Biden is in office, we'll just get tax credits at the expense of that senile old demented ghoul getting to finally defund social security.

    • shitstorm [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Millions of people are going to be evicted come January 1st.

      This is by design, stopping an eviction moratorium from being passed so when Biden takes over everyone's broke and homeless.

      • OhWell [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        It's not going to help Biden at all. He's already going to inherit the worst economy and highest unemployment numbers since the great depression. If anything, the evictions are going to hurt him.

        This time around, millions of people voted Democrat hoping these spineless corrupt cowards get off their ass and help them. I have said it on here a number of times and will say it again; Biden will have exactly 1 year to make improvements on the economy and job loss amidst the pandemic. When he fails at that, we are going to witness a reactionary right wing movement unlike anything we have ever seen before.

        My guess is that Biden won't fix anything. He has openly bragged that he don't think the government is supposed to help people and made comments about people wanting handouts. All this is going to set the stage for Republicans to sweep big midterm wins and lead the way for a competent fascist promising to fix things.

      • CountryRoads [fae/faer,it/its]
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        4 years ago

        It's highly unlikely that millions get evicted on January 1st. Mass upsets like that are too risky. Actually evicting millions all at once might push people over the edge. The strategy, especially for the Democrats, is to make people afraid of being evicted and constantly on edge. Lots of people will lose their homes, but as a slow bleed.

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          If millions do get evicted January 1st, we better hit the fucking streets and make Biden's inauguration very uncomfortable.

    • Blarglefargle [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It already is for many of my black friends thanks to that leaked audio from the talj worh black leaders. They are realizing Biden is just gonna do nothing fir them either but with a smile

    • CountryRoads [fae/faer,it/its]
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      4 years ago

      There's nothing to "figure out"! The CARES act wasn't perfect, but it was a start. Just do that again, and add in some extras to the extent you can with regards to eviction protections. All of the business bullshit can be sorted out in another bill.

  • culpritus [any]
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    4 years ago

    Bernie demands 'pay the people or the govt shuts down'

    I think 'this the closest we got to any general strike event in the US'

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Come on Bernie, let's get it up to $5000, christmas is around the corner, that money is going to spend almost immediately.

  • SSJBlueStalin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    yo, did a doctor change his meds? where is this power coming from? Would have been nice if he had it at any point untill now.

    • MarxistHedonism [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Probably because he’s old and doesn’t have anywhere further up to move in the party.

      He’ll never lose in Vermont so he pretty much has free reign until he chooses to retire.

      • Des [she/her, they/them]
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        4 years ago

        our berniebucks are going to buy my partner a new set of teeth so i find it hard to hate the guy

        • piss [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          the Berniebucks get remarkably little mention, kind of a shame considering he single-handedly tanked Number for a day by threatening to amend the CARES act to fuck corporate "aid" if Republicans wouldn't stop trying to take out the $600/week addition to UI

          • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            That $600/week is the reason my girlfriend, me, and her disabled mother are still alive.

      • hazefoley [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I got to not work for like 6 months because of this. Was fucking dope

    • HamManBad [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Trump is out and he's not getting a cabinet seat. He's back to being his best self

    • wifom [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      He finally got the message that Biden didn't want him anywhere near a position of power

    • Classic_Agency [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      This is the deadliest year in American history, and millions of people are being made homeless, unemployed and hungry. It took a hell of a lot for this guy to grow a spine.

    • Amorphous [any]
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      4 years ago

      pretty much guaranteed. same reason i didnt get shit last time

    • maverick [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I haven't lived with my mom for three years but she still filed me as a dependent last year so I didn't get a check. Shit fucking sucks.

        • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Yeah, it's been a decade since I dealt with this but you can only be claimed as a dependent if the person claiming you provided like 50% or more of your financial support for the year (you'll have to research the specifics). If they don't meet that qualification, then they're not entitled to claim you.

          If they did do that, then they are allowed and it's basically up to the two of you to sort out whether to do that or not. Usually the parent has higher income and thus higher taxes and therefore is likely to save more in taxes by claiming you than you will save in taxes by claiming yourself.

          But, again, if they didn't meet that threshold, then they shouldn't be claiming you at all, and if you file a 1040, you can amend those to claim yourself (NOTE: I am not saying that you should do this nor recommending any course of action).

    • Sushi_Desires
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      4 years ago

      same shit happened to me, even though I had a job for about the last quarter

    • The_word_of_dog [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Don't worry there won't be a second check.

      But you have to have filed taxes in the previous year basically, even if it was under the taxable income limit.

    • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      See, I thought that was the case but I got the first check anyway despite being in the same situation

    • PlantsRcoolToo [any]
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      4 years ago

      Same situation, I read that on your taxes next year you can claim you didn't receive your check, your parents just can claim you again for 2020 tho

  • CommieElon [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Bernie finally grew some balls. Now hopefully he uses his new found iron balls to crush private property.

    • Qelp [they/them,she/her]
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      4 years ago

      punished bernie arc would be fucking based, like imagine how much it would own if he was actually a secret commie and just casually revealed his power level one of these days

  • tomullus [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Bets on what's the scummiest way they can spin this and stop this.

    How about 'Bernie is being authoritarian, like Stalin, by forcing his will on other senators'. Then dems and republicans come together with the power of bipartisanship (dudes rock). They just ignore Sanders and fly home, for democracy and for the baby Jesus.

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  • redterror [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

    The elites are so fucked, if they don't agree to this, millions of people will be homeless.

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      4 years ago

      Because the elites hate making people homeless and therefore easier to jail or murder? :bean-think:

      • Blarglefargle [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        It’s reaching the vital “stable” areas like the suburbs now. If those places start to get spooked and worried that’s their main source of capital. If people don’t have homes they don’t have jobs and then they don’t work and so the middle managers and the the small busines die. Then they are gonna demand support.

        Just like how no one cared about opium till it hit those areas they will step in when they fear the class consciousness starts growing between the middle class and the lower class

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Saying "at least 1200" is more effective I think. Talking about a higher amount turns it into an argument over VUVUZELA IPHONE, but we already had a 1200 check so people see it as possible.

      And yes, people are that dumb, they can believe 1300 is impossible while 1200 is possible

      • FactuallyUnscrupulou [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        And yes, people are that dumb, they can believe 1300 is impossible while 1200 is possible

        America is the scary tilt-a-whirl that had me screaming, "STOP THE RIDE" when I was five.

      • kilternkafuffle [any]
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        4 years ago

        I'd agree to something as low $100 if it was made monthly. That sort of thing would be harder to take away once granted.

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Monthly forever would be maybe worth it, but upfront money is needed to cushion people through the current emergency

          • kilternkafuffle [any]
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            4 years ago

            That's a good point too. It's just looking like they'll give pennies - whether it's short or long term. Securing the precedent is the only thing I hope for - unless there's another protest movement to force them to do better.