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  • Ryan_Holman [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The United States right now is having a lot of parallels to the Soviet Union in the late Brezhnev era:

    • An increasing amount of people losing faith in the government.

    • Common people continuing to have economic issues.

    • Foreign military conflicts occurring, especially in the Middle East, that are, at best, stalemates.

    • The head of government is having, or has had, a mental decline.

    • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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      4 years ago

      even Brezhnev and the soviet bureaucracy at it's most corrupt and self-serving still found a way to give everyone free healthcare...

      and housing...

      and education...

      and food...

      goddamn it lenin return to us :cyber-lenin:

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      What invading and occupying Afghanistan does to a mf

      • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Graveyard of empires takes its... fuck, how many times as Afghanistan toppled an empire again? I lost count

        • regul [any]
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          4 years ago

          Eh, Alexander and the Mongols did it just fine.

    • richietozier4 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      so our next leader will sell us out for a mediocre meal and plunge us into horrifying conditions?

    • JuneFall [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      So you mean as soon as a new leader orders tanks to shoot the congress buildings with parliamentarians inside the United States (like Union of Soviets!) breaks apart in a multitude of "nations"?

    • SweetCheeks [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      sadly dissolution of the union is unlikely because none of the states have any culture or identity of their own unlike in the soviet union.

      • REallyN [she/her,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Eh, it’s definitely different because of settler colonialism and the cities and populations developing in a much shorter time then in Europe, but I do think there would be enough differences that some areas would want to, it just wouldn’t be all individual 50 states, or even necessarily perfectly in current state lines.

        The biggest ones that comes to mind are Texas and the former confederate states, who already constantly threaten to, or at least the republicans there in.
        That brings up some concerns about how the large and mostly democratic POC populations in those states would react.

        And now writing this, I think you might be right, America is very divided and I don’t know if whatever regional differences exist is enough to create sovereign states in the same way as ethnic nationalism could in the former USSR.

    • star_wraith [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Plenty of good comparisons to the late Soviet era. People in general - from the presidium all the way to the regular people - were largely just "going through the motions" of it all. The entire leadership was a gerontocracy and completely out of touch with what younger people wanted and were unresponsive. In the face of numerous economic challenges, instead of being pragmatic and trying out new ideas, the leadership just stuck with all the "old ways of doing things".

      Red Plenty is a great book about this, but you have to go into it with the right mindset. It's easy to read it and become a real doomer because the USSR genuinely tried to get socialism right but they just couldn't put it all together. It depressed me at first but I later realized all the mistakes the USSR made don't have to be repeated. Instead, Red Plenty basically reads like the present-day USA. We (US Americans) can see the problems in our system and are both unwilling and unable to fix them. And think it's gonna lead to some sort of collapse.

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        can see the problems in our system and are both unwilling and unable to fix them

        Real HyperNormalisation hours

  • cosecantphi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    lmao looking forward to Joe Biden being the first president to die in office in the 21st century

    • camaron28 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Can't wait to see all the conspiracy theorists pull a 180º and start saying that he was a great president murdered by the commie antifa.

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    4 years ago

    "We're a gerontocracy!" "No, we're a plutocracy!" "Kleptocracy!" "Oligarchy!" "Fascist police state!"

    What if we took all the worst ideas and put them together? what could go wrong?

      • Quimby [any, any]
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        4 years ago

        Great word. I'm going to sell the word as an NFT.

        • Sus [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          NFTs are great! You get to launder money using art but more slowly and publicly and use more energy than a household does in a month!

  • cumwaffle [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    it's been 2 months and he's already this gone lol, he's not making it for 4 years

    • Kanna [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      I'm fascinated to see what his year 3 press conferences are like

      • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        "Memories, misty colored oatmeal, Frank Sinatra at the Copacabana, lifeguard for the black kids, sit my lap little girl..."

        "Um... Mr. President - my question was 'What are you doing to do about North Korea's nuclear weapons test?'"

        "Kim-jung-a-jung Asian man brought to heel - you know the deal!"

        • Kanna [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          I love the thought of him aggressively shouting memory fragments

          • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            It's a cheap trick for my impressions. My other go-to is to have him say "America" over and over. I just can't resist the urge. It's how I hear him in my head. Anyway - I haven't watched he press conference yet. I will later and hopefully it'll give me new ideas.

  • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Finally, the libs have their Reagan 30 years after the moment for Reagan was over. Now they can all die knowing they've undone the Mondale loss.

  • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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    4 years ago

    Biden in the middle of answering questions: "am I going too long jack? I'm sorry I'll just stop there."

    "what you didn't even finish your first point"

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    1 year ago

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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/md7wnh/biden_excels_at_his_first_news_conference_the/

    Biden excels at his first news conference. The media embarrass themselves.

    The thread is starting to take off so there's some quality lib brain brewing.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        At least Red MAGA wears a hat to let you know how terrible they are.

    • BezosDied [any]
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      4 years ago

      r/politics reflexively calling mild criticism of the President fake news :thonk:

      • RandyLahey [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        If you ever sort r/politics by new, half the posts will be articles about democrats doing something bad or with mild criticism of democrats, with a whole heap of downvotes and a bunch of reflexive comments basically saying "this is not from our official list of acceptable MSM news outlets, ignored, fake news" so their brain doesn't even have to begin to engage with it

    • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      The delusion of the people in that thread has honestly made me feel uneasy, just literally being like "he realised that it was a waste of time so he decided to leave early". Yeah, sure thing :whywhywhywhywhy:

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        He had to go DRIVE A CAR and speak COMPLETE SENTENCES and LOVE AMREIC A god bless him and his dogs :flag-agender-pride: but the american flag instead

        • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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          4 years ago

          "Tonight Biden restored dignity to violently shitting your pants while screaming the N word at a press conference" - /r/politics in like 6 months probably.

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            He literally told you what day it is and who the president is. What more do you want? You want him to draw a clock with all the numbers at the bottom like time is a void he feels his last remnants of consciousness slipping into?

  • DetroitLolcat [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Y'all, any president is going to say they're running again during the first three months of their term. If Biden said he wasn't running he'd immediately become a lame duck.

    This means nothing. Biden doesn't know if he's running in 2024 and neither does anyone else.

  • REallyN [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Chen made a post about it being a bad idea because he's be 82 and someone on rose twitter was like "oh yeah, how old was Mao when he died in office, chen!?"
    "I was going to go 82 and then he died lol"
    but they deleted it, I guess realizing it didn't make the point they thought.